Evgeni Malkin and Maxim Afinigonov spotted playing ice hockey with no helmets on

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Pittsburg penguins star 20 year old Evgeni Malkin, drafted 2nd overall in 2004, and Buffalo Sabres speedy forward Maxim Afinigovov were spotted playing pond hockey at a mystererious place in Alaska Tuesday morning. When asked if he has officially defected from Russia to play in the NHL this year, Malkin replied "Me no 'ablo englais senior." Maxim then proceed to fire a wrist shot at Malkin's head while screaming "welcome to the big game, Geni" in broken english. Max is the infamous speedster that returned tothe US from Russia with a suspect concussion widely believed to been the work of the Russian mob. The Russian mob (Putin) has frequently denied this by releasing the statement "Maxim is a little man, and I will crush him." Details to follow as they occur. Reporting from Alaska for the Slug'ion, this is Richard Smoker.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/news?slug=ap-p...v=ap&type=lgnse

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