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LAST LINE OF DEFENSE

Miller's 34 saves, Pominville's pair lead Sabres to 3-1 series lead

 

At least I think that would be a really cool story line. Everyone is flipping out about the injuries on defense, some portending doom, and forgetting about our best defenseman -- Ryan Miller.

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Remainder of Sabres blueliners are hurt, Lindy Ruff activates himself between the second and third periods and blocks a point blank shot with two seconds to go. Sabres win 3-2.

 

 

Kind of a long headline...they will have to reduce the font size. :)

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Alexander Ovechkin quits Capitals

Says Only wants to play in Buffalo for minimum salary

 

or

 

Hurricanes Coach Quits

Says Sabres are just too good to beat, Not worthy of being in the same arena as Lindy Ruff and is less of a man, 'Canes now downgraded to tropical storm

 

or

 

Sabres Defence Desimated but still win

Sabres lose a couple more defencemen in game 4 for playoffs, Biron, Ruff and Cunneyworth will suit up for game 6 as defencemen, Call goes out to James Patrick to come back

 

(I added the slightly negative one in their to appease the Hockey gods, they have not been on my side lately, Leafs fan friend just got a free 100 level ticket to go to tonights game for free, while I'm stuck at home to watch the game)

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American Team Beats Another American Team

Winner of series to lose to Oilers in the Stanley Cup Finals.

 

Ooops, damn, that's CBC...don't worry...I'll get it...

 

Ooh, I know

 

Sully and Barnett Face Off

Newspaper blowhards to settle their differences in steel cage match

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Website Angers Hockey Gods, Dooms Sabres <_<

You bring up an interesting point.

Hockey Gods require that you don't mess up your winning patterns.

But they also frown on gloom.

As you see - this is a thread of fiction.

The Hockey Gods will get it, if they don't, they will just take another defenseman.

We'll be alright.

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The Hockey Gods will get it, if they don't, they will just take another defenseman.

We'll be alright.

 

So you're saying the "rash of injuries" are actually Lindy's sacrificial offerings to the hockey gods?

 

Hmmmmm.....

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NOW DO YOU BELIEVE!!

 

I ALSO LIKE

 

OH BROTHER WE ARE NOT WORTHY!!!

 

and MAYDAY, MAYDAY, MAYDAY

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Umberger knocked out by can of soup

Flyers rookie ironically attacked by errant Campbell's can in supermarket

 

Ottawa still favorite for Cup

No explanation given by CBC analysts

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ESPN.com headline: Forsberg has another surgery. Asks for extra chocolate pudding with dinner.

 

Actually the ESPN.com NHL-related headline reads:

 

"Some NHL playoff game happened but who cares because no one watches it because it's not on ESPN booya!"

 

Kinda long-winded, but so are most ESPN anchors...

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If Paescht (sp?) plays and we win the cleverest headline would be:

 

Paescht-work Defense Lifts Sabres

 

Alternately I think this would suffice:

 

Rochester Americans One Win Away From Stanley Cup Finals

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