HumanSlinky39 Posted 5 hours ago Report Posted 5 hours ago 1 hour ago, dudacek said: I agree with bolded. What's weird is the amount of substantial changes they have actually made over this 14-year debacle: Embark on an aggressive fantasy GM plan to push a middling team into contention Open the checkbook for the most high-profile free agents willing to sign. Fire the most successful coach in franchise history Embark on a deliberate two-year effort to be overtly terrible in an attempt to acquire a franchise player(s) and build with youth. Fire the most successful GM in franchise history Hire a beloved former captain and star to run the team, and a former cup-winning GM to advise him. Hire a beloved former coach to teach grit and passion. Hire a gunslinging super-scout to be GM Trade away the captain and pretty much all your key skaters Trade away your all-star goalie and the face of the franchise Embark on a fast-track plan to flip your futures for a contending core, built around a size model Sign a name free agent scoring winger to a multi-year, big money deal Sign an older well-respected name free agent scoring winger to a smaller deal to be leader Make one of the biggest blockbuster multi-player trades in franchise history Trade away a first round draft pick for a new franchise goalie Open up your treasure chest of futures to trade for the biggest-name player on the trade market, sign him to a huge contract Draft a franchise centre, sign him to a huge contract and eventually name him captain Sign a high-profile former Stanley Cup winning coach Sign another bigger-name free agent scoring winger to a bigger multi-year, big money deal Fire your high-profile former Stanley Cup winning coach Fire your gunslinging GM Hire a touted up-and-comer from a Stanley Cup winning organization to be your GM Embark on a slow, methodical plan to build through bargain basement shopping, mobile defencemen, and a aversion to long-term contracts Hire a touted up-and-comer who used to be a star player for you to be your coach Draft a franchise defenceman, sign him to a huge contract and eventually name him captain Trade one of your biggest-name players for a big package of middling veterans and futures. Acquire a soon-to-be UFA one-way scoring winger sign him to the 2nd-biggest contract in franchise history after a great half-season Fire the touted up-and-comer who used to be a star player for you as your coach Let the "franchise" goalie you paid a first-rounder to acquire walk for free. Hire a completely out-of-the-box choice as your coach Fire the touted up-and-comer from a Stanley Cup winning organization as your GM, not because of slow progress, but because he wouldn't listen Hire a completely out-of-the-box choice as your GM because he used to play in the NHL and you know him and trust him. Embark on on a last-ditch plan of telling the out-of-the-box GM to give the out-of-the-box coach the players he wants in order to make your franchise centre captain stop complaining and asking to be traded. Sign yet another big-name free agent scoring winger, this time to a short-term contract with full trade protection. Fire your completely out-of-the box coach Embark on another sell-off aimed at rebuilding from with in with youth, and this time really mean it. Trade away the captain and pretty much all your key skaters for futures, or let them walk for free Let your goalie walk for nothing and continue what is now an annual tradition of starting the season with troubled or unproven players in net Draft another franchise defenceman, sign him to a huge contract and eventually name him...no wait, he's not captain yet. Stop spending to the cap Hire a long-time NHL assistant with a reputation for player development as your coach Invest heavily in an analytics department led by one of the field's most touted minds Patiently wait for the kids to develop, and betting on their progress by signing some to long-term deals before they've fully earned them. Fire the long-time NHL assistant with a reputation for player development as your coach Re-hire the most-succcessful coach franchise history Start making a few changes to and around your wrong core. ???? The only thing that hasn't changed over the years — aside from the magic veteran winger band-aids — is the losing. As much as it's a tragedy for us, it's also a true comedy, actually. Really, not making a substantial change when one is clearly needed might be the one thing they haven't tried. 🤣 3 Quote
SwampD Posted 5 hours ago Report Posted 5 hours ago 1 hour ago, dudacek said: I agree with bolded. What's weird is the amount of substantial changes they have actually made over this 14-year debacle: Embark on an aggressive fantasy GM plan to push a middling team into contention Open the checkbook for the most high-profile free agents willing to sign. Fire the most successful coach in franchise history Embark on a deliberate two-year effort to be overtly terrible in an attempt to acquire a franchise player(s) and build with youth. Fire the most successful GM in franchise history Hire a beloved former captain and star to run the team, and a former cup-winning GM to advise him. Hire a beloved former coach to teach grit and passion. Hire a gunslinging super-scout to be GM Trade away the captain and pretty much all your key skaters Trade away your all-star goalie and the face of the franchise Embark on a fast-track plan to flip your futures for a contending core, built around a size model Sign a name free agent scoring winger to a multi-year, big money deal Sign an older well-respected name free agent scoring winger to a smaller deal to be leader Make one of the biggest blockbuster multi-player trades in franchise history Trade away a first round draft pick for a new franchise goalie Open up your treasure chest of futures to trade for the biggest-name player on the trade market, sign him to a huge contract Draft a franchise centre, sign him to a huge contract and eventually name him captain Sign a high-profile former Stanley Cup winning coach Sign another bigger-name free agent scoring winger to a bigger multi-year, big money deal Fire your high-profile former Stanley Cup winning coach Fire your gunslinging GM Hire a touted up-and-comer from a Stanley Cup winning organization to be your GM Embark on a slow, methodical plan to build through bargain basement shopping, mobile defencemen, and a aversion to long-term contracts Hire a touted up-and-comer who used to be a star player for you to be your coach Draft a franchise defenceman, sign him to a huge contract and eventually name him captain Trade one of your biggest-name players for a big package of middling veterans and futures. Acquire a soon-to-be UFA one-way scoring winger sign him to the 2nd-biggest contract in franchise history after a great half-season Fire the touted up-and-comer who used to be a star player for you as your coach Let the "franchise" goalie you paid a first-rounder to acquire walk for free. Hire a completely out-of-the-box choice as your coach Fire the touted up-and-comer from a Stanley Cup winning organization as your GM, not because of slow progress, but because he wouldn't listen Hire a completely out-of-the-box choice as your GM because he used to play in the NHL and you know him and trust him. Embark on on a last-ditch plan of telling the out-of-the-box GM to give the out-of-the-box coach the players he wants in order to make your franchise centre captain stop complaining and asking to be traded. Sign yet another big-name free agent scoring winger, this time to a short-term contract with full trade protection. Fire your completely out-of-the box coach Embark on another sell-off aimed at rebuilding from with in with youth, and this time really mean it. Trade away the captain and pretty much all your key skaters for futures, or let them walk for free Let your goalie walk for nothing and continue what is now an annual tradition of starting the season with troubled or unproven players in net Draft another franchise defenceman, sign him to a huge contract and eventually name him...no wait, he's not captain yet. Stop spending to the cap Hire a long-time NHL assistant with a reputation for player development as your coach Invest heavily in an analytics department led by one of the field's most touted minds Patiently wait for the kids to develop, and betting on their progress by signing some to long-term deals before they've fully earned them. Fire the long-time NHL assistant with a reputation for player development as your coach Re-hire the most-succcessful coach franchise history Start making a few changes to and around your wrong core. ???? The only thing that hasn't changed over the years — aside from the magic veteran winger band-aids — is the losing. As much as it's a tragedy for us, it's also a true comedy, actually. Really, not making a substantial change when one is clearly needed might be the one thing they haven't tried. 🤣 That hurt my brain. 1 hour ago, PASabreFan said: Pope? He said imminent not eminence. Quote
Pimlach Posted 3 hours ago Report Posted 3 hours ago 2 hours ago, dudacek said: I agree with bolded. What's weird is the amount of substantial changes they have actually made over this 14-year debacle: Embark on an aggressive fantasy GM plan to push a middling team into contention Open the checkbook for the most high-profile free agents willing to sign. Fire the most successful coach in franchise history Embark on a deliberate two-year effort to be overtly terrible in an attempt to acquire a franchise player(s) and build with youth. Fire the most successful GM in franchise history Hire a beloved former captain and star to run the team, and a former cup-winning GM to advise him. Hire a beloved former coach to teach grit and passion. Hire a gunslinging super-scout to be GM Trade away the captain and pretty much all your key skaters Trade away your all-star goalie and the face of the franchise Embark on a fast-track plan to flip your futures for a contending core, built around a size model Sign a name free agent scoring winger to a multi-year, big money deal Sign an older well-respected name free agent scoring winger to a smaller deal to be leader Make one of the biggest blockbuster multi-player trades in franchise history Trade away a first round draft pick for a new franchise goalie Open up your treasure chest of futures to trade for the biggest-name player on the trade market, sign him to a huge contract Draft a franchise centre, sign him to a huge contract and eventually name him captain Sign a high-profile former Stanley Cup winning coach Sign another bigger-name free agent scoring winger to a bigger multi-year, big money deal Fire your high-profile former Stanley Cup winning coach Fire your gunslinging GM Hire a touted up-and-comer from a Stanley Cup winning organization to be your GM Embark on a slow, methodical plan to build through bargain basement shopping, mobile defencemen, and a aversion to long-term contracts Hire a touted up-and-comer who used to be a star player for you to be your coach Draft a franchise defenceman, sign him to a huge contract and eventually name him captain Trade one of your biggest-name players for a big package of middling veterans and futures. Acquire a soon-to-be UFA one-way scoring winger sign him to the 2nd-biggest contract in franchise history after a great half-season Fire the touted up-and-comer who used to be a star player for you as your coach Let the "franchise" goalie you paid a first-rounder to acquire walk for free. Hire a completely out-of-the-box choice as your coach Fire the touted up-and-comer from a Stanley Cup winning organization as your GM, not because of slow progress, but because he wouldn't listen Hire a completely out-of-the-box choice as your GM because he used to play in the NHL and you know him and trust him. Embark on on a last-ditch plan of telling the out-of-the-box GM to give the out-of-the-box coach the players he wants in order to make your franchise centre captain stop complaining and asking to be traded. Sign yet another big-name free agent scoring winger, this time to a short-term contract with full trade protection. Fire your completely out-of-the box coach Embark on another sell-off aimed at rebuilding from with in with youth, and this time really mean it. Trade away the captain and pretty much all your key skaters for futures, or let them walk for free Let your goalie walk for nothing and continue what is now an annual tradition of starting the season with troubled or unproven players in net Draft another franchise defenceman, sign him to a huge contract and eventually name him...no wait, he's not captain yet. Stop spending to the cap Hire a long-time NHL assistant with a reputation for player development as your coach Invest heavily in an analytics department led by one of the field's most touted minds Patiently wait for the kids to develop, and betting on their progress by signing some to long-term deals before they've fully earned them. Fire the long-time NHL assistant with a reputation for player development as your coach Re-hire the most-succcessful coach franchise history Start making a few changes to and around your wrong core. ???? The only thing that hasn't changed over the years — aside from the magic veteran winger band-aids — is the losing. As much as it's a tragedy for us, it's also a true comedy, actually. Really, not making a substantial change when one is clearly needed might be the one thing they haven't tried. 🤣 Quote
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