Sabre Wars (Off Topic = Original Trilogy)

[DarthEbriate]

  

On 1/20/2025 at 4:44 PM, inkman said:

Is it too late to ask for the origin story of Kevyn Adams Star Wars nickname? 
 

On a related note, is it also too late to ask the same of Schnow 

It's never too late for a bedtime story of good vs. evil.

 

The short story is that "Sheev" is Emperor Palpatine's first name. I suppose he needed a first name in one of the books? Or one day someone asked, "What's the Emperor's first name?" and George Lucas looked at a nearby "Hi My Name Is…" nametag sticker and said…  "Uh, Steve… Sheev. His name is Sheev. And it always has been."

 

The real story is:

A long time ago on a franchise near, nearby…

The Sabres Franchise hired an ambitious milquetoasty young Senator assistant from the Naboot-licker Carolina System named Sheevyn Adams to help Grand Ruff [Tarkin] HC. Eventually, it was time for the Grand Ruff to go off on a special assignment to begin construction of a new Death Star Stanley Cup with another franchise or two. The pursuit would take many unexpected years….

At this time, the Sabres enacted a new course of action for their Trade Federation Coaching Staff: a winning blockade the Sabres University. With Daultray Dofine HC Roltray Rolstine behind the bench leading the bureaucracy, Sheevyn had to find a new role.

 

In helping the Grand Ruff turn Matt Ellis into the Matt Ellis of Matt Ellises, Adams had caught the notice of the mysterious and reclusive Darth Pegulas the Wise. Sheevyn was given a task by Darth Pegulas. When the University struggled, Sheevyn helped gain approval of a Vote of No Confidence in then-Chancellor Valorum Tim Murray GM Timis Yarorum.

Sometimes going under the name of Darth Sidious Adamious, he moved behind the scenes and found himself named the Sr. VP of Business Administration. When Darth Pegulas needed to enact Order EEE, he knew whom to contact. Sheevyn was a willing apprentice. Replace the then Supreme GM Count Dooku JBott and be able to help get things Economical? You betcha! That's pure Business Admin 101. Need to maintain your current lifestyle but you're spending too much money on Clones? Clone scouting? Minor League Clones? Cut, cut, and cut. The Great Jedi Purge was finalized.

Sheevyn Palpatine was then named Supreme GM of the Franchise, having taken only about 10 years to enact his coup (just like the real-Star Wars Sheev Palpatine from Episodes I-III).

 

And that's the story of Sheevyn. So far.

Edited 3 hours ago by DarthEbriate

[inkman]

1 hour ago, DarthEbriate said:

  

It's never too late for a bedtime story of good vs. evil.

 

The short story is that "Sheev" is Emperor Palpatine's first name. I suppose he needed a first name in one of the books? Or one day someone asked, "What's the Emperor's first name?" and George Lucas looked at a nearby "Hi My Name Is…" nametag sticker and said…  "Uh, Steve… Sheev. His name is Sheev. And it always has been."

 

The real story is:

A long time ago on a franchise near, nearby…

The Sabres Franchise hired an ambitious milquetoasty young Senator assistant from the Naboot-licker Carolina System named Sheevyn Adams to help Grand Ruff [Tarkin] HC. Eventually, it was time for the Grand Ruff to go off on a special assignment to begin construction of a new Death Star Stanley Cup with another franchise or two. The pursuit would take many unexpected years….

At this time, the Sabres enacted a new course of action for their Trade Federation Coaching Staff: a winning blockade the Sabres University. With Daultray Dofine HC Roltray Rolstine behind the bench leading the bureaucracy, Sheevyn had to find a new role.

 

In helping the Grand Ruff turn Matt Ellis into the Matt Ellis of Matt Ellises, Adams had caught the notice of the mysterious and reclusive Darth Pegulas the Wise. Sheevyn was given a task by Darth Pegulas. When the University struggled, Sheevyn helped gain approval of a Vote of No Confidence in then-Chancellor Valorum Tim Murray GM Timis Yarorum.

Sometimes going under the name of Darth Sidious Adamious, he moved behind the scenes and found himself named the Sr. VP of Business Administration. When Darth Pegulas needed to enact Order EEE, he knew whom to contact. Sheevyn was a willing apprentice. Replace the then Supreme GM Count Dooku JBott and be able to help get things Economical? You betcha! That's pure Business Admin 101. Need to maintain your current lifestyle but you're spending too much money on Clones? Clone scouting? Minor League Clones? Cut, cut, and cut. The Great Jedi Purge was finalized.

Sheevyn Palpatine was then named Supreme GM of the Franchise, having taken only about 10 years to enact his coup (just like the real-Star Wars Sheev Palpatine from Episodes I-III).

 

And that's the story of Sheevyn. So far.

I still don’t schnow 

[Stoner]

But who is Luke Adam's father?

[inkman]

1 minute ago, Stoner said:

But who is Luke Adam's father?

Adam Adam is Luke Adam’s father, middle name AndEvenotSteveand.   It’s Swedish.