13 Years of Drought-mas

[LGR4GM]

What if we made the 12 days of Christmas into a drought song? We may have done this before but why not? I don't have something for all years but feel free to add:

 

(2012) In the 1st year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: and Lucic running Ryan Mil-ler

(2013) In the 2nd year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: Lindy Ruff getting fired

(2014) In the 3rd year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: an Ugly Turdburger Jersey

(2015) In the 4th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: Tanking for Eichel

(2016) In the 5th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: John Scott ALL STAR MVP

(2017) In the 6th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: 

(2018) In the 7th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us:

(2019) In the 8th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: an utter and total collapse

(2020) In the 10th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: maintaining his lifestyle

(2021) In the 11th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: Barf Krueger being fired

(2022) In the 12th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: Missing playoffs by 1 point

(2023) In the 13th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us:

(2024) In the 14th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: Adams' and his palm trees

Oh, you would need to sing it from the bottom up. But anyways, something fun for you on this snowy Friday. 

Edited 4 hours ago by LGR4GM

[LGR4GM]

added a few more, really hard to remember distinct shenanigans over all these years

[HumanSlinky39]

27 minutes ago, LGR4GM said:

(2014) In the 3rd year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: an Ugly Turdburger Jersey

This is the most egregious. Who thought that atrocity was a good idea?

Edited 4 hours ago by HumanSlinky39

[ska-T Palmtown]

Honestly, the 2021 was sorta good ... although it was just to make up for the fact that dude was ever our coach 😞 

[Pimlach]

43 minutes ago, LGR4GM said:

What if we made the 12 days of Christmas into a drought song? We may have done this before but why not? I don't have something for all years but feel free to add:

 

(2012) In the 1st year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: and Lucic running Ryan Mil-ler

(2013) In the 2nd year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: Lindy Ruff getting fired

(2014) In the 3rd year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: an Ugly Turdburger Jersey

(2015) In the 4th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: Tanking for Eichel

(2016) In the 5th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: John Scott ALL STAR MVP

(2017) In the 6th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: O'Reilly Losing Love

(2018) In the 7th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us:  Berglund, Sobotka and Tage

(2019) In the 8th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: an utter and total collapse

(2020) In the 10th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: maintaining his lifestyle

(2021) In the 11th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: Barf Krueger being fired

(2022) In the 12th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: Missing playoffs by 1 point

(2023) In the 13th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us:  Cannot have Blockers

(2024) In the 14th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: Adams' and his palm trees

Oh, you would need to sing it from the bottom up. But anyways, something fun for you on this snowy Friday. 

 

[Stoner]

One of those years we got a BS Sabres hat.

[Stoner]

I dream big. Once the lyrics are nailed down do we have 14 posters willing to record a line... then we need someone to mix it all together. It could get airplay in this anti TP zeitgeist.

[LGR4GM]

1 hour ago, LGR4GM said:

What if we made the 12 days of Christmas into a drought song? We may have done this before but why not? I don't have something for all years but feel free to add:

 

(2012) In the 1st year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: and Lucic running Ryan Mil-ler

(2013) In the 2nd year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: Lindy Ruff getting fired

(2014) In the 3rd year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: an Ugly Turdburger Jersey

(2015) In the 4th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: Tanking for Jack Eichel

(2016) In the 5th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: John Scott ALL STAR MVP

(2017) In the 6th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: O'Reilly Loses His Love

(2018) In the 7th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us:

(2019) In the 8th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: an utter and total collapse

(2020) In the 10th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: maintaining his lifestyle

(2021) In the 11th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: Barf Krueger being fired

(2022) In the 12th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: Missing playoffs by 1 point

(2023) In the 13th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: Cannot block the prospects

(2024) In the 14th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: Adams' and his palm trees

Oh, you would need to sing it from the bottom up. But anyways, something fun for you on this snowy Friday. 

 

46 minutes ago, Pimlach said:

 

I would change it to "cannot block the prospects" 

I don't love the Sobotka Tage Berglund line and would like something new for that. These are good BTW. 

We are here:

(2012) In the 1st year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: and Lucic running Ryan Mil-ler

(2013) In the 2nd year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: Lindy Ruff getting fired

(2014) In the 3rd year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: an Ugly Turdburger Jersey

(2015) In the 4th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: Tanking for Eichel

(2016) In the 5th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: John Scott ALL STAR MVP

(2017) In the 6th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: O'Reilly Loses His Love

(2018) In the 7th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us:

(2019) In the 8th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: an utter and total collapse

(2020) In the 10th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: maintaining his lifestyle

(2021) In the 11th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: Barf Krueger being fired

(2022) In the 12th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: Missing playoffs by 1 point

(2023) In the 13th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: Cannot block the prospects

(2024) In the 14th year of the drought, Pegula gave to us: Adams' and his palm trees

Edited 3 hours ago by LGR4GM

[LGR4GM]

also, I am not sold on 2019 but thats when they won 10 games and were in first place and then failed. 

[Stoner]

Might have to tweak to follow the original? My thoughts but this is your song Liger.

14 palm trees swaying

13 prospects protected

12 playoff close calls

11 Krueger cannings

10 yachts a sailing

9 total collapses

...

[LGR4GM]

only issue with that is it makes it sound like Krueger was canned 11 times and he has 10 yachts (he might) 

That said it would be closer to the OG. 

[Thwomp!]

I don't remember what year it was, but "misspelled alumni jerseys" has a nice ring to it. There is an overabundance of material unfortunately.

[LGR4GM]

3 minutes ago, Thwomp! said:

I don't remember what year it was, but "misspelled alumni jerseys" has a nice ring to it. There is an overabundance of material unfortunately.

January of 2020

 

Edited 3 hours ago by LGR4GM

[Stoner]

BS hat sighting.

3 minutes ago, LGR4GM said:

only issue with that is it makes it sound like Krueger was canned 11 times and he has 10 yachts (he might) 

That said it would be closer to the OG. 

Adds to the absurdity of it all.

[LGR4GM]

1 minute ago, Stoner said:

BS hat sighting.

Adds to the absurdity of it all.

well, you have a point there. Write it up and we can always vote later. I am not attached to this in anyway, more for fun. 

[Stoner]

10 minutes ago, LGR4GM said:

well, you have a point there. Write it up and we can always vote later. I am not attached to this in anyway, more for fun. 

I was just pointing out Thwomp's hat lol

[Thwomp!]

7 minutes ago, LGR4GM said:

January of 2020

 

As part of celebrating 50 years! 🤣  Can't make this stuff up. Thanks for the great thread. Inspired me to post for the first time in awhile.

10 minutes ago, Stoner said:

BS hat sighting.

I wear it with pride. Was especially handy for the @Columbus game early this year that was a harbinger of things to come. Wow did the Sabres look bad.

Plus side was that the tickets for the defacto Jackets home opener (first home game was the Gaudreau memorial) were $30 for 100s. Also got to hear the cannon boom several times. 

[Stoner]

My stab:

In the 13th year of Droughtmas, Pegula gave to us...

13 swaying palm trees

12 prospects protected

11 playoff close calls

10 Krueger cannings

9 yachts a sailing

8 total collapses

7 O'Reilly loves lost

6 ?

5 ALL STAR SCOTTS!

4 Eichel tankings

3 Turdburger jerseys

2 Lindy firings

And a Lucic running Miller

Edited 2 hours ago by Stoner

[Stoner]

More to the point and back to Liger's original ... 9 lifestyles maintained

?

[LGR4GM]

I do like yachts a sailing but do you need to know too much context to understand it?

[Stoner]

Just now, LGR4GM said:

I do like yachts a sailing but do you need to know too much context to understand it?

I think so

So what was 16 17. Disco Dan. Wowie Housley? What year did pee pees get slapped

[SwampD]

There is no way I'm going down this memory lane of misery to try and come up with something.

The present is bad enough.

[LGR4GM]

32 minutes ago, Stoner said:

I think so

So what was 16 17. Disco Dan. Wowie Housley? What year did pee pees get slapped

6 heroic runs to 8th?

 

We finished 8th that season

Edited 2 hours ago by LGR4GM

[Brawndo]

 

-Gave vote of confidence to Botterill and then fired him when he wouldn't fire a large portion of the staff during a global pandemic so they could maintain their lifestyle
-When they went to rehire for those positions they made everyone that held them before reinterview
-Hired a yes man that has no front office experience.
-Wanted them to sign Cody Eakin
-Wanted them to sign Taylor Hall
-Had a rule against drafting Russians
-Has only been in the top half of the league in spending 2 times in the last 14 years
-Did not allow them to take money on in trades or weaponize cap space
-Wanted ROR moved before paying his bonus. Thus handicapping any trade return we would receive
-The entire Eichel mess
-Wanted to sign Leino 
-Wanted the longer Skinner extension
-Kept Girgensons on the team forever
-Hired LaFontaine who he hired because he saw at dinner, who quit, and never replaced that role
-No President of Hockey Ops
-Made his wife, who was not qualified, president of both teams.
-Continued to show lack of spending with small scouting staff, small development staff, not firing assistants under contract so Ruff could hire his own
-Bought into the philosophy that an organization can compete on a shoe string budge
-Ehrhoff contract

(Borrowed from another site) 

Edited 23 minutes ago by Brawndo