Top Ten Ways the Buffalo Sabres Will Change Under Wegmans' Ownership

[Stoner]

10. People will swear by the subs sold in the arena.

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Edited March 4, 2024 by PASabreFan

[Night Train]

9.  Rochester Nick Tahou garbage plates will be the pre-game meal for all home games. 

[thewookie1]

8. It isn’t going to happen

[Wyldnwoody44]

7. It's the only way we'll get a W

[Mustache of God]

6. Hockey you feel good about.

[phil_soisson]

5. Kevin Adams will be in charge of cleanups in Aisle 6.

Edited March 4, 2024 by phil_soisson

[That Aud Smell]

48 minutes ago, PASabreFan said:

10. People will swear by the subs sold in the arena.

Some may. Others will find that the pillowy sub rolls obscure the meat.

[That Aud Smell]

4. Fans will be confounded by the team's insistence on constantly moving food and beverage providers to different locations throughout arena concourses.

Edited March 4, 2024 by That Aud Smell

[DarthEbriate]

4. Starting today, the Buffalo Sabres' reason for existence will be to provide all the Wegman's brand 18-ounce plastic party cups.   

[breese866]

OK, what did I miss.........

[Stoner]

We're down to 2.

Hurry. We can do this before the delete 

[OverPowerYou]

2. The new motto will be “Wegmans Hockey: entertainment you feel good about.” 

Edited March 4, 2024 by OverPowerYou

[Mr Peabody]

Shoppers club gets you buy 1 get 1 tickets

[Demoted]

1. Streaks... and it's not the winning kind.

[Stoner]

Good night everybody! Drive safely! Put the kids back in bed!