Buffalo Bills 2024 Thread

[Doohicksie]

58 minutes ago, Mr. Allen said:

I apologize by the way.  I reread this today and I feel like it’s coming off as an attack on you and telling you to grow up.  I didn’t mean it like that.  I meant it in general.  Not to you specifically.  

No worries.  Forums get snarky sometimes.

[Doohicksie]

16 minutes ago, Wyldnwoody44 said:

I personally enjoyed the between 2 stalls tho, so Tomato/Tamato

The one take away I have from 2 stalls was when Skinner asked Muel why about his goal song.  Muel explained why he chose that song and Skins cut him off saying, "No... why do you have a goal song?"  Comedy gold.

[Stoner]

6 minutes ago, Doohicksie said:

No worries.  Forums get snarky sometimes.

Forums don't snark people, people snark people, and only people can prevent a snark fire.

[Doohicksie]

3 minutes ago, Stoner said:

Forums don't snark people, people snark people, and only people can prevent a snark fire.

@Stoner's a poet warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll...uh...well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you. He won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say, "Do you know that 'if' is the middle word in life? 'If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you'"...I mean I'm...no, I can't...I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's...he's a great man! "I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas..."

[Stoner]

17 minutes ago, Doohicksie said:

@Stoner's a poet warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll...uh...well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you. He won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say, "Do you know that 'if' is the middle word in life? 'If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you'"...I mean I'm...no, I can't...I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's...he's a great man! "I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas..."

New phone who dis

[That Aud Smell]

2 hours ago, Stoner said:

New phone who dis

[Mr. Allen]

4 hours ago, That Aud Smell said:

The Bills social media team’s “brain rot” posts are works of art. (Think Dadaism.) And they’re funny as hell.

Not everyone’s cup of tea, I understand.

I look forward to them. This one’s great.

Actually, I don’t care if anyone likes fart noises.  You do you.  I care that the Buffalo Bills social media is putting out immature, ridiculous posts like these.  This is a multi billion dollar franchise. And this is what they are putting out there for everyone to see.  It’s the best we can do?  Really? 

[Stoner]

4 hours ago, That Aud Smell said:

Farts are hilarious.

I didn't hear farts. I feel cheated.

[Doohicksie]

Just now, Stoner said:

I didn't hear farts.

Check your smellmail.

[Stoner]

Just now, Doohicksie said:

Check your smellmail.

You've Got Gas?

[shrader]

5 hours ago, Stoner said:

I didn't hear farts. I feel cheated.

I was thinking the same thing. But then again, I have absolutely no clue what I watched in that video. 

[Night Train]

Supposed to be around 8 degrees for the game Sunday. Don't know about snow. Freezing. 

[Doohicksie]

4 minutes ago, Night Train said:

Supposed to be around 8 degrees for the game Sunday. Don't know about snow. Freezing. 

Advantage Buffalo.

[Big Guava]

7 minutes ago, Night Train said:

Supposed to be around 8 degrees for the game Sunday. Don't know about snow. Freezing. 

No snow...or wind really. Just cold.

Main issue at those temps will be ball security. Fumbles increase historically about 35% at those temps above normal and trh colder it gets, the harder it is to hold onto the ball for a few reasons.

First it gets slipperier because the material becomes more rigid and harder to hold on to.

Second, your hand grip strength becomes far less in cold weather.

Both teams would be smart to rip at the ball every chance they get.

Could be the difference in the game with how frequently Lamar likes to dance behind the line and avoid rushers/tacklers. If he isn't careful, that ball will be coming out more than usual.

Edited January 16 by Big Guava

[Scottysabres]

48 minutes ago, Big Guava said:

No snow...or wind really. Just cold.

Main issue at those temps will be ball security. Fumbles increase historically about 35% at those temps above normal and trh colder it gets, the harder it is to hold onto the ball for a few reasons.

First it gets slipperier because the material becomes more rigid and harder to hold on to.

Second, your hand grip strength becomes far less in cold weather.

Both teams would be smart to rip at the ball every chance they get.

Could be the difference in the game with how frequently Lamar likes to dance behind the line and avoid rushers/tacklers. If he isn't careful, that ball will be coming out more than usual.

Correct on ball security. And for some good news, Titans fans I speak with are saying Henry has real problems with cold weather games.

[Indabuff]

If the Bills lose this Sunday it will be dark times for quite a while in WNY.  Nothing to fall back on except the Bsndits or beer, probably both.

[Doohicksie]

23 hours ago, Mr. Allen said:

Actually, I don’t care if anyone likes fart noises.  You do you.  I care that the Buffalo Bills social media is putting out immature, ridiculous posts like these.  This is a multi billion dollar franchise. And this is what they are putting out there for everyone to see.  It’s the best we can do?  Really? 

I'm willing to give the Bills social media team some leeway after they put out this masterpiece a couple years back:

 

[shrader]

The woman at the front desk of the gym this morning saw my bills shirt and asked when they play next. When I answered that, she asked who. After hearing that answer she got very excited and said how great both quarterbacks are. I’m amazed that someone can be both aware and unaware at the same time. 

[That Aud Smell]

2 hours ago, shrader said:

The woman at the front desk of the gym this morning saw my bills shirt and asked when they play next. When I answered that, she asked who. After hearing that answer she got very excited and said how great both quarterbacks are. I’m amazed that someone can be both aware and unaware at the same time. 

we must study her brain. lol.

i also enjoy meeting people like that. i'm just like "what? ... how? ..."

[MattPie]

4 hours ago, shrader said:

The woman at the front desk of the gym this morning saw my bills shirt and asked when they play next. When I answered that, she asked who. After hearing that answer she got very excited and said how great both quarterbacks are. I’m amazed that someone can be both aware and unaware at the same time. 

To be fair, I have no idea who is playing in the NFC, but would be able to name Goff as QB of the Lions. And he's not nearly as highlight-worthy as Allen or Jackson.

[JujuFish]

3 hours ago, MattPie said:

To be fair, I have no idea who is playing in the NFC, but would be able to name Goff as QB of the Lions. And he's not nearly as highlight-worthy as Allen or Jackson.

One of the NFC QBs might be a future highlight reel player. He already has a few this year. Jayden Daniels of the Washington Commanders.

[DarthEbriate]

8 hours ago, shrader said:

The woman at the front desk of the gym this morning saw my bills shirt and asked when they play next. When I answered that, she asked who. After hearing that answer she got very excited and said how great both quarterbacks are. I’m amazed that someone can be both aware and unaware at the same time. 

That's the impact of fantasy football.

[Demoted]

 

[Demoted]

Ravens seem to think the Bills field will be heated so Harbaugh is practicing indoors and has the water shut off in the building to make it colder.

Just to let anyone know Bills field is one of the very few that are not heated. The new stadium will be but not Highmark.

 

 

Edited Friday at 03:57 PM by Demoted

[Weave]

32 minutes ago, Demoted said:

Ravens seem to think the Bills field will be heated so Harbaugh is practicing indoors and has the water shut off in the building to make it colder.

Just to let anyone know Bills field is one of the very few that are not heated. The new stadium will be but not Highmark.

 

 

I am sure someone corrected him by now.  Lol