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Watching Sean McDermott's decision-making process in close games in the final two minutes. 

Just now, SwampD said:

Absolutely, If only for the microsecond of propofol high before you get knocked out.

I love that part. 

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23 minutes ago, bunomatic said:

Having an implant done at the dental surgeon and he’s using what feels like a dremel to grind down my jawbone.

What does this have to do with getting your tits done?

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The time between when the plane lands and when they actually start letting people off, when everyone starts standing around in front of their seats and in the aisle awkwardly while personal space is routinely invaded 

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Checking my missed calls the day after my birthday to remind myself  that my Dad didn’t call…again…

Watching reruns of my parent's divorce proceedings. 

Edit: Guys, this was a joke. For laughs. No need for the sad faces. 

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The irrational emotion you feel when you can’t fall asleep, it’s 3am, and you have to be in the office that day.

Alternative:

Pulling a fish hook out of your finger.

Alternative #2

Having a witty reply all set to post, only to find that SDS prematurely locked the thread.

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