OT: What SS posters are on the hot seat

[Wyldnwoody44]

Well, this is manifested from an idea in the other thread. 

The 22-23 SS season is over, changes are a coming, who's out, who gets traded. 

I'll leave it in the capable hands of Owner SDS, GM Chz and AGM freeman, will SDS loosen the purse strings to allow us to steal a top free agent from TBD? 

Will we get better morale in the locker room, all these questions and more to come. 

 

*this should end well*

[MattPie]

We need to respect the process, here. But anyone that doesn't want to be here should be gone.

[nfreeman]

Sometimes you gotta send a message to the locker room and make an example of someone.  It ain't always fair.

[shrader]

  On 4/27/2023 at 12:39 PM, Wyldnwoody44 said:

Well, this is manifested from an idea in the other thread. 

The 22-23 SS season is over, changes are a coming, who's out, who gets traded. 

I'll leave it in the capable hands of Owner SDS, GM Chz and AGM freeman, will SDS loosen the purse strings to allow us to steal a top free agent from TBD? 

Will we get better morale in the locker room, all these questions and more to come. 

 

*this should end well*

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You were just recently talking about a heated toilet seat, right?

[Wyldnwoody44]

  On 4/27/2023 at 1:31 PM, shrader said:

You were just recently talking about a heated toilet seat, right?

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My seats been hot for years ♨️🔥🚽 but I manage to stick around. 

 

Almost like I have incriminating pictures that I shouldn't 😉

  On 4/27/2023 at 1:13 PM, nfreeman said:

Sometimes you gotta send a message to the locker room and make an example of someone.  It ain't always fair.

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Oh, do tell.... 

[Stads]

I didn't do nothing man! You're never getting rid of me you bastards!

[DarthEbriate]

Nooooooooooooooooo! one is on the hot seat.

[Scottysabres]

If your not a 1st rd selection, your not on the posting bench....

(Scottysabres slipping back in to the farm team)

[LTS]

There's a few posters around here whose first few years have not lived up to expectations.  Given the prevailing forum standards used on hockey players they should be gone.  They are busts.

 

[Doohickie]

I think @LTS isn't going to develop any further.  Trade him now before his value declines.

[LTS]

  On 4/27/2023 at 4:32 PM, Doohickie said:

I think @LTS isn't going to develop any further.  Trade him now before his value declines.

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I had value? 🤔

[shrader]

  On 4/27/2023 at 4:26 PM, Scottysabres said:

If your not a 1st rd selection, your not on the posting bench....

(Scottysabres slipping back in to the farm team)

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I think we've finally reached the point where grammar needs to matter again.  You're out.

[Buffalonill]

I know im getting traded for  Gatorade powder.

[Porous Five Hole]

[Stoner]

I'm signing with the Penguins board.

[ddaryl]

does SS stand for super *****

[IKnowPhysics]

*check notes*

There's already 26 of you I've sent to the farm team.

[Wyldnwoody44]

  On 4/27/2023 at 5:25 PM, PASabreFan said:

I'm signing with the Penguins board.

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Karmanos will welcome ya 😉

[Wyldnwoody44]

I've been scouring the European leagues, X Benedict declined a return as he is the team chef for the Lithuanianian Lightning. 

GODD, he's shanghaied down in New Zealand, he lives in a hobbit house and has no interest in Un-retiring. 

JeffisMagic is out in the Midwest, he runs a gaggle of groupies called "pack it for Patrick" (Mahomes) he's written of hockey all together. 

Still scouring the globe for returns, but I have to do it through a 1997 Webcam as SDS wants a new fishing kayak this year and won't increase my budget. 

[Flashsabre]

  On 4/27/2023 at 4:45 PM, Buffalonill said:

I know im getting traded for  Gatorade powder.

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A lot of rumours out there that your contract demands are ridiculous. Board might have no choice but to move on if you insist on pricing yourself out of our salary structure.😜

[Cascade Youth]

If this is going to come down to pull-ups, I’ve got problems.

[Wyldnwoody44]

  On 4/27/2023 at 6:20 PM, Cascade Youth said:

If this is going to come down to pull-ups, I’ve got problems.

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Chicken wing eating contest... 

Automatically dropped if you use ranch. 

[Marvin]

My back and butt are singed.

[Carmel Corn]

  On 4/27/2023 at 4:29 PM, LTS said:

There's a few posters around here whose first few years have not lived up to expectations.  Given the prevailing forum standards used on hockey players they should be gone.  They are busts.

 

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  On 4/27/2023 at 5:25 PM, PASabreFan said:

I'm signing with the Penguins board.

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As we have come to know all these years.....anybody who gets traded to another team (or board) suddenly becomes an all-star there and the rest of us here then wonder why they got traded in the first place...and then we become critical of our own place as to why we failed to develop them properly.

OMG - how did we let ___________ get away (for peanuts or a bag of pucks?!?!)

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Edited April 27, 2023 by Carmel Corn

[PerreaultForever]

You might have to trade me to Seattle for future considerations because if we miss the playoffs next year I might lose my love for hockey.