Toast

[Stoner]

Neil deGrasse Tyson recently did a Star Talk explainer about how bread doesn't become toast until it reaches a certain temperature and then the browning occurs quickly. This explains most burnt toast down through history, including the burnt toast that infuriated Hitler so much he decided to invade Poland.

Larry David taught us that you can't pause toast.

That obv. brings us to our beloved Buffalo Sabres.

[Pimlach]

Marie Antoinette taught us that if there is no bread for toast, that nobody doesn’t like Sarah Lee. 

[Sabel79]

12 minutes ago, PASabreFan said:

Neil deGrasse Tyson recently did a Star Talk explainer about how bread doesn't become toast until it reaches a certain temperature and then the browning occurs quickly. This explains most burnt toast down through history, including the burnt toast that infuriated Hitler so much he decided to invade Poland.

Larry David taught us that you can't pause toast.

That obv. brings us to our beloved Buffalo Sabres.

[Weave]

18 minutes ago, PASabreFan said:

Neil deGrasse Tyson recently did a Star Talk explainer about how bread doesn't become toast until it reaches a certain temperature and then the browning occurs quickly. This explains most burnt toast down through history, including the burnt toast that infuriated Hitler so much he decided to invade Poland.

Larry David taught us that you can't pause toast.

That obv. brings us to our beloved Buffalo Sabres.

Devon Levi is the maillard reaction we need.

Unplug the toaster before sticking a knife in there.

[K-9]

Does the boogeyman like toast?

[Stoner]

When OSP made meatballs, he used bread crumbs from the toaster tray. That's a fact.

[PromoTheRobot]

29 minutes ago, PASabreFan said:

Neil deGrasse Tyson recently did a Star Talk explainer about how bread doesn't become toast until it reaches a certain temperature and then the browning occurs quickly. This explains most burnt toast down through history, including the burnt toast that infuriated Hitler so much he decided to invade Poland.

Larry David taught us that you can't pause toast.

That obv. brings us to our beloved Buffalo Sabres.

[That Aud Smell]

Smelling burnt toast is a bad sign, to be sure.

[Quint]

Sooner or later, we're all toast.

[French Collection]

12 minutes ago, Quint said:

Sooner or later, we're all toast.

Sabres need to win a Cup before I’m burnt.

[Weave]

47 minutes ago, PASabreFan said:

When OSP made meatballs, he used bread crumbs from the toaster tray. That's a fact.

This smells truthy.

[Scottysabres]

I remember my 1st 3 toasts.....after that, it's all a blur....

[ExWNYer]

If a picture paints a thousand words
Then why can't I paint you?
The words will never show the you I've come to know

[Pimlach]

1 hour ago, ExWNYer said:

If a picture paints a thousand words
Then why can't I paint you?
The words will never show the you I've come to know

Edited April 17, 2023 by Pimlach

[ExWNYer]

4 minutes ago, Pimlach said:

Artemi Panarin?

[Pimlach]

4 minutes ago, ExWNYer said:

Artemi Panarin?

I change it to  “If” single jacket 

[Buffalonill]

 

[Standing Room Smoking Cigs]

I ate paste as a kid.... my go to was Elmers'... peeling it off my hands... no dipping sauce like blue cheese, just paste... yum... Elmer's.... then years on I got a tat of the "fierce black mallard... noblest of all beasts".... only to find out the mallard was in fact a drake.... I'm embracing the nonsensical post and the replies.... but please what I can't accept is that Ginger got more tail than Mary Ann... Mary Ann was deceptive and probably funner to be around.... Mods... may close this reply... but.... I'm laughing now...

[Doohicksie]

4 hours ago, PASabreFan said:

When OSP made meatballs, he used bread crumbs from the toaster tray. That's a fact.

Seasoning.

[Stoner]

Anyway. Back to the toast. The Amish ladies of the southern tier worked so hard on the marmalade. What a waste. A sin, really.

[K-9]

[Zamboni]

Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.

[Zamboni]

Tranquility set a treehouse on fire.

[MattPie]

3 minutes ago, Zamboni said:

Tranquility set a treehouse on fire.

That's one of the darkest Magic Treehouse books.

[Stoner]

1 hour ago, Zamboni said:

Tranquility set a treehouse on fire.

Bet it was toasty.

Why doesn't KA like toast?