Sabres Sign UFA D-Man. Update the Sabres Bought Him A Printer

[Taro T]

16 minutes ago, Brawndo said:

The Sabres bought Him a Printer

Circumvention!

 

Good for them.  Cute end to a humorous story.

[Zamboni]

I sell on eBay so a printer is necessary for me. Besides eBay stuff which I print 5-6 times a week, I probably use the printer once a week for various things that need printing. Not to mention the MIL (who doesn’t own a printer) asks for various things to be printed like two times a month 😂

[Sabres Fan in NS]

He don't need no printer.

He needs an all-in-one thingie.  Yup.

So, now he can print and sign his contract.  Then what ??  How does he get it to the Sabres and how do they then get it to the league offices ??

The Sabres need an all-in-one thingie too.  

Print ... sign ... scan ... email ... or ... FAX!!

BOOM!!

DONE!!

[Doohicksie]

You don't need a scanner anymore.  Just take a pic with your phone.

[kas23]

This is the guy we should’ve had running things during the fax machine debacle. Fax machine is broken? No problem!

[inkman]

40 minutes ago, kas23 said:

This is the guy we should’ve had running things during the fax machine debacle. Fax machine is broken? No problem!

Looking forward to the day when no one makes these jokes.  I thought 23 years would have been enough time but alas here we are.  

[Zamboni]

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it 
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it, snap it, work it, quick erase it 
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it, load it, check it, quick rewrite it 
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag it, drop it, zip, unzip it 
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it, view it, code it, jam, unlock it 
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it, cross it, crack it, switch, update it 
Name it, read it, tune it, print it, scan it, send it, fax, rename it 
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it, turn it, leave it, stop, format it
 

[Jävə Keith]

We homeschool our 4 kids and use a printer everyday.

Edited July 19, 2022 by Jävə Keith

[Taro T]

41 minutes ago, Zamboni said:

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it 
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it, snap it, work it, quick erase it 
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it, load it, check it, quick rewrite it 
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag it, drop it, zip, unzip it 
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it, view it, code it, jam, unlock it 
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it, cross it, crack it, switch, update it 
Name it, read it, tune it, print it, scan it, send it, fax, rename it 
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it, turn it, leave it, stop, format it
 

(Sorry, couldn't get it to cue to the 3:00 mark.)

Edited July 20, 2022 by Taro T

[LGR4GM]

There's a really simple solution to this. Fillable and signable pdf. 

If you can sign a mortgage digitally you can sign a NHL contract. 

[Andrew Amerk]

2 hours ago, LGR4GM said:

There's a really simple solution to this. Fillable and signable pdf. 

If you can sign a mortgage digitally you can sign a NHL contract. 

You forget. 
 

It’s the NHL. Not M&T Bank. 
 

A league where a fictitious player was once drafted. 

Edited July 20, 2022 by Andrew Amerk

[Doohicksie]

3 hours ago, Taro T said:

(Sorry, couldn't get it to cue to the 3:00 mark.)

Great song.  Epic song.  The best song.

Here you go, cued up to 3:00 (I recommend a full listen though):

 

Edited July 20, 2022 by Doohickie

[Eleven]

Mine has moveable type.

[MBD]

39 minutes ago, Eleven said:

Mine has moveable type.

Mine chisels into stone at incredible speed.

[Weave]

1 hour ago, Eleven said:

Mine has moveable type.

I figured you would be using parchment these days.

[Eleven]

6 minutes ago, Weave said:

I figured you would be using parchment these days.

Yer a wizard, Harry

[MattPie]

5 hours ago, MBD said:

Mine chisels into stone at incredible speed.

I'd think it'd be faster to 3D print tables now.