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The Buffalo Code:

 

1 (Edwards). Our city is not nicknamed after female horses.

 

2 (Horton). We have better cuisine, both fine and junk (wings over cheesesteaks? No question. Like no one would have thought of putting cheese on meat). Unless you're from the Mediterranean, I don't want to hear that your city's food is better. Rest assured, I can find a restaurant at $15 per plate here that beats your city's finest.

 

3 (Dunn). We are not thugs, either at the game or otherwise. See also point 10.

 

4 (Korab). Unlike other cities that dream of international glory but are overshadowed by their neighbors (DC and NYC, in Filly's case), we are on a border and frequently harbor international visitors who actually like our city.

 

5 (Rammer!). We will no longer cry about minor non-calls. No-goals are still fair game. A hooking call that was missed is not.

 

6 (Schony). We have MonkeyGirl on our side; Filly has some obese stripper from Bucks County. Unless and until USA plays Brazil in the World Cup final, I'm happier with MonkeyGirl.

 

7 (Martin). We do not have a county named "Bucks" in this state and we do not want one. Damn, that's hickish.

 

8 (McKegney). We occasionally drink liquor on Wednesdays and then post codes of conduct on the Internet.

 

9 (Hamel). We do NOT get overly critical of our team that played a good game in a series and lost.

 

10 (the OTHER Rammer!). We do NOT throw stuff at / hit / threaten players, coaches, or fans of other teams, even in our building. Seriously, we don't. We're really good at behaving well around our opponents' fans, perhaps because we're so close to Canada.

 

11 (Perreault). The most important number gets the most important point: We don't ditch our teams. We can be critical when they play poorly, but when they play well and lose, let's just acknowledge that, have fun analyzing the game, and look forward to the next. (Elimination games are excepted from this rule.)

 

I don't want to see here what I saw on the Filly boards. This city kicks ass and so does this team. Sabs in 5.

 

ON EDIT: I think No. 9 and No. 11 are the same. See No. 8 for the explanation.

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The Buffalo Code:

 

1 (Edwards). Our city is not nicknamed after female horses.

 

2 (Horton). We have better cuisine, both fine and junk (wings over cheesesteaks? No question. Like no one would have thought of putting cheese on meat). Unless you're from the Mediterranean, I don't want to hear that your city's food is better. Rest assured, I can find a restaurant at $15 per plate here that beats your city's finest.

 

3 (Dunn). We are not thugs, either at the game or otherwise. See also point 10.

 

4 (Korab). Unlike other cities that dream of international glory but are overshadowed by their neighbors (DC and NYC, in Filly's case), we are on a border and frequently harbor international visitors who actually like our city.

 

5 (Rammer!). We will no longer cry about minor non-calls. No-goals are still fair game. A hooking call that was missed is not.

 

6 (Schony). We have MonkeyGirl on our side; Filly has some obese stripper from Bucks County. Unless and until USA plays Brazil in the World Cup final, I'm happier with MonkeyGirl.

 

7 (Martin). We do not have a county named "Bucks" in this state and we do not want one. Damn, that's hickish.

 

8 (McKegney). We occasionally drink liquor on Wednesdays and then post codes of conduct on the Internet.

 

9 (Hamel). We do NOT get overly critical of our team that played a good game in a series and lost.

 

10 (the OTHER Rammer!). We do NOT throw stuff at / hit / threaten players, coaches, or fans of other teams, even in our building. Seriously, we don't. We're really good at behaving well around our opponents' fans, perhaps because we're so close to Canada.

 

11 (Perreault). The most important number gets the most important point: We don't ditch our teams. We can be critical when they play poorly, but when they play well and lose, let's just acknowledge that, have fun analyzing the game, and look forward to the next. (Elimination games are excepted from this rule.)

 

I don't want to see here what I saw on the Filly boards. This city kicks ass and so does this team. Sabs in 5.

 

ON EDIT: I think No. 9 and No. 11 are the same. See No. 8 for the explanation.

I assume that #8 will be the answer to my questions and will preface my post with that.

 

Q's: Why would you expect for a moment that you would see the same level of STUPIDITY on this board that you have witnessed on some Phlyer boards? Ever since Todd left, we have an incredibly low Stupidity Quotient on this board.

 

Far more importantly, why choose Ritchie Dunn over Patrick, Roby, Guevremont, or even Tracy Pratt? And Gilles Hamel over Frankie Sauve or Duds? Darn son, you had more to drink tonight than you realized. (I'll let Edwards slide over Crozier, THIS TIME.)

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6 (Schony). We have MonkeyGirl on our side; Filly has some obese stripper from Bucks County. Unless and until USA plays Brazil in the World Cup final, I'm happier with MonkeyGirl.

 

 

 

Aww, that was quite kind of you. Just stay out of Brazil's way in june and we should get along just fine. I'm the official team cheerleader, in the living room of course. My sisters and her friends would probably do the samba at the games if they liked hockey as much as I did but I keep it low key since I'm trying to me a euro hubby (great contrast) and all that good stuff. Although he is a leafs fan :( but you can't have everything i guess.

 

 

BTW, I used to love peter forsberg. I got a plaque of him as a present and i had a poster of him up more than 3 years ago but he is diiiiirrrrtttttyyyy and i don't like it. Nothing like playing for philly to become an villain.

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