Sabres at it again

[inkman]

I read they have hired a new PR / social media person.  Let’s hope we don’t see this garbage moving forward. 
 

 

[Stoner]

Roy time traveled to sniff Latvian caboose. No shocker there.

[Taro T]

8 minutes ago, inkman said:

I read they have hired a new PR / social media person.  Let’s hope we don’t see this garbage moving forward. 
 

 

Would've been more impressive w/ the opponents being Peca & the rest of the Shatanic goathead squads than the Caps.

[bob_sauve28]

Jochen in the penalty box 

[LGR4GM]

Is that Roy in a slug jersey? 

Honestly this was probably done by an editor somewhere and not the Sabres. 

[Stoner]

The slug is green.

[PromoTheRobot]

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Edited September 9, 2021 by PromoTheRobot

[Stoner]

Children's book?

Here is a boy in a mine.

Look at the boy in the mine.

The boy in the mine is sad.

---

The End.

[Taro T]

57 minutes ago, PASabreFan said:

The slug is green.

As was everybody subjected to it.  🤮

[Dr. Who]

21 minutes ago, PASabreFan said:

Children's book?

Here is a boy in a mine.

Look at the boy in the mine.

The boy in the mine is sad.

---

The End.

If it was a Russian children's book, it would go like this:

 

Here is a boy in a mine.

Look at the boy in the mine.

The canary in the mine is dead.

The boy in the mine is sad.

---

The End

[Broken Ankles]

29 minutes ago, PASabreFan said:

Children's book?

Here is a boy in a mine.

Look at the boy in the mine.

The boy in the mine is sad.

---

The End.

Here is a boy on the Sabres (because we can’t have Vets blocking them)

Look at the boy on the Sabres

The boy on the Sabres is sad (because their GM failed to get proper goaltending)

 

[inkman]

I’m encouraged by the direction this thread is taking 

[Stoner]

The boy who was not glad

He and his dad

Took a trip into the middle of Scranton

Look, my dear dad, said the sad lad

"Those two fellas are kissin'"

The dad told the lad not to be mad

"Be glad... they are happy. They just happen to prefer the sausage"

Edited September 9, 2021 by PASabreFan
perfecting perfection

[Weave]

2 hours ago, PASabreFan said:

Children's book?

Here is a boy in a mine.

Look at the boy in the mine.

The boy in the mine is sad.

---

The End.

Turn it into a haiku and you win the internet today.

[Sabres Fan in NS]

Maybe it was by design?

You know a current Girgs in a flashback with Roysie and Pommsie and the slugsie.  What a nightmare.

[Broken Ankles]

5 hours ago, Weave said:

Turn it into a haiku and you win the internet today.

The sad boy desires

Eichel traded by summer

The wind cries P - A

 

[Digger]

1 hour ago, Broken Ankles said:

The sad boy desires

Eichel traded by summer

The wind cries P - A

 

Actually the wind cries P-U, this stinks.

[Pimlach]

7 hours ago, PASabreFan said:

The boy who was not glad

He and his dad

Took a trip into the middle of Scranton

Look, my dear dad, said the sad lad

"Those two fellas are kissin'"

The dad told the lad not to be mad

"Be glad... they are happy. They just happen to prefer the sausage"

Ok PA, you do have some funny off color stuff.  This one was a fail.  Why bring in Scranton, kissin, and sausage?  
 

“Poetry has to rhyme, or else it’s a chryme, 

some say it may even be a waste of thyme” 

 

[Andrew Amerk]

There was a sad kid

Because of what his dad did

When the goalie missed the killer save

And then did the Miller wave

Watched his dad go batsh!t

Because that goalie wasn’t Hasek. 

Edited September 9, 2021 by Andrew Amerk

[PromoTheRobot]

Isn't time to change the thread title since, you know, this isn't something the Sabres did?

[Doohicksie]

2 hours ago, Broken Ankles said:

The sad boy desires

Eichel traded by summer

The wind cries P - A

 

56 minutes ago, Digger said:

Actually the wind cries P-U, this stinks.

No, I see what he did there.  😉

[kas23]

Jumbotron 

[Andrew Amerk]

The sucking on a chili dog thing is many months old. Get with the times all you grandpas. 

[ExWNYer]

On 9/9/2021 at 12:17 PM, Weave said:

Turn it into a haiku and you win the internet today.

(In best Russian accent):

Here is boy in mine.

Look closely at boy in mine.

Boy in mine is sad.

[inkman]

On 9/9/2021 at 8:06 PM, PromoTheRobot said:

Isn't time to change the thread title since, you know, this isn't something the Sabres did?

They have earned shade even when they don’t create the cause of it. 

On 9/9/2021 at 9:38 PM, Andrew Amerk said:

The sucking on a chili dog thing is many months old. Get with the times all you grandpas. 

I didn’t post it as news.  Just my response to a flippant post.