Espresso Machine

[Andrew Amerk]

Most of us know how largely into the espresso machine Ralph was. 

What happened to the espresso machine after Ralph was canned? Did it stay behind?   Was it left for Donnie G? Did Ralph take it with him? If it left, might that be part of the reason for the Sabres turnaround? 

Sometimes the small things are big things. 

[Eleven]

I'm never going to be pissed about a coach's preferred coffee.  Where is this post supposed to go?

[Zamboni]

[Curt]

[Andrew Amerk]

1 hour ago, Curt said:

Ahhh 

so that’s what an espresso machine looks like. I’ve never had one. 

[Indabuff]

[Doohicksie]

I like cappuccino.

[Curt]

48 minutes ago, Andrew Amerk said:

Ahhh 

so that’s what an espresso machine looks like. I’ve never had one. 

I could find a GIF of an esssspressso machine being smashed up.

[steveoath]

They've probably signed it to be new head of hockey ops.

Edited May 10, 2021 by steveoath

[inkman]

8 hours ago, Doohickie said:

I like cappuccino.

So you don’t like coffee.  Don’t worry, you aren’t alone.  When I see someone order their coffee with 5 creams, 5 sugars, caramel drizzle, whipped cream, and a shot of cow jizz, I get the feeling this person doesn’t really like coffee.  

[sabills]

25 minutes ago, inkman said:

So you don’t like coffee.  Don’t worry, you aren’t alone.  When I see someone order their coffee with 5 creams, 5 sugars, caramel drizzle, whipped cream, and a shot of cow jizz, I get the feeling this person doesn’t really like coffee.  

I mean, a cappuccino is literally just espresso with steamed milk foam on top, and espresso is just super strong coffee. I'm a black coffee guy myself but I'm not going to say "you don't like coffee" because you put cream in it.

 

[Stoner]

 

[Cal Naughton Jr]

One I time I bought an ex girlfriend an espresso machine for her birthday. She loved coffee so I figured she’d like it. Nothing fancy just a cheap Walmart one. She didn’t even finish unwrapping it when she said “I hope you kept the receipt”. That was the first red flag in the relationship. It was probably about 3 months later we broke up

[inkman]

1 minute ago, Cal Naughton Jr said:

One I time I bought an ex girlfriend an espresso machine for her birthday. She loved coffee so I figured she’d like it. Nothing fancy just a cheap Walmart one. She didn’t even finish unwrapping it when she said “I hope you kept the receipt”. That was the first red flag in the relationship. It was probably about 3 months later we broke up

As a man who jacks up gifts on a routine basis, I probably would have found a subtle way to find out her preferences on espresso.  

[Doohicksie]

1 hour ago, inkman said:

So you don’t like coffee.  Don’t worry, you aren’t alone.  When I see someone order their coffee with 5 creams, 5 sugars, caramel drizzle, whipped cream, and a shot of cow jizz, I get the feeling this person doesn’t really like coffee.  

No, not all that crap. Just steamed milk in espresso. I usually drink coffee black, but if I go to a legit coffee place, I  like cappuccino. 

I came by my enjoyment of cappuccino honestly, on a business trip to Italy.

Edited May 10, 2021 by Doohickie

[Cal Naughton Jr]

17 minutes ago, inkman said:

As a man who jacks up gifts on a routine basis, I probably would have found a subtle way to find out her preferences on espresso.  

I probably should have, but she also shouldn’t have been a total b word either

Edited May 10, 2021 by Cal Naughton Jr

[Indabuff]

8 hours ago, Cal Naughton Jr said:

 She didn’t even finish unwrapping it when she said “I hope you kept the receipt”. That was the first red flag in the relationship. 

 

[Taro T]

Espresso Love