Sabres Fan Puts Team on Craiglist

[WildCard]

https://www.thescore.com/news/1975630

 

For Sale: NHL Hockey Franchise
Franchise Team: Buffalo Sabres
Available: ASAP*

*Lost team with die-hard fan base looking for wealthy owner who actually understands hockey*
Organization on the cheap. Could be flipped. Major structural damage but few core pieces still in tact.
Non-negotiable terms:
-Franchise must stay in current city and is ineligible for relocation.
-Immediate family (i.e. wife) is not eligible for internal position within the organization
-Must provide "team puppy"

 

[ubkev]

Team Puppy, great idea! I wonder how many dogs the sabres will have buried in the back yard before the playoffs come to town again. 

[Indabuff]

5 hours ago, ubkev said:

Team Puppy, great idea! I wonder how many dogs the sabres will have buried in the back yard before the playoffs come to town again. 

This made my day, thank you.

[ubkev]

4 hours ago, Indabuff said:

This made my day, thank you.

I'm serious. We'll have a ***** graveyard of dead pooches with stupid names like, Dasher or Red Line or Sin Bin or some other dumb *****, like LaLa, or Frenchie, or Ruff. Seriously, 6 dogs times 11 years lifespan. Yeah, we still won't have a cup by then. 

...at least I'll be ***** dead.

Edited May 29, 2020 by ubkev

[Indabuff]

14 minutes ago, ubkev said:

I'm serious. We'll have a ***** graveyard of dead pooches with stupid names like, Dasher or Red Line or Sin Bin or some other dumb *****, like LaLa, or Frenchie, or Ruff. Seriously, 6 dogs times 11 years lifespan. Yeah, we still won't have a cup by then. 

...at least I'll be ***** dead.

Don't be so sure about that.  I can see X-GMTM pulling some Pet Semetary ***** and bringing you and those hell hounds back from the grave to relive the continuous misery of being a Sabres fan.

[ubkev]

2 minutes ago, Indabuff said:

Don't be so sure about that.  I can see X-GMTM pulling some Pet Semetary ***** and bringing you and those hell hounds back from the grave to relive the continuous misery of being a Sabres fan.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

[FogBat]

Add this to PSE’s already disastrous PR department.

 

#WeAreAllDuane

Edited May 29, 2020 by Crosschecking

[Kruppstahl]

15 hours ago, ubkev said:

I'm serious. We'll have a ***** graveyard of dead pooches with stupid names like, Dasher or Red Line or Sin Bin or some other dumb *****, like LaLa, or Frenchie, or Ruff. Seriously, 6 dogs times 11 years lifespan. Yeah, we still won't have a cup by then. 

...at least I'll be ***** dead.

We haven't won a series since the spring of 2007.  So that's 13 years ago.

So there's your first generation of dead dogs right there.

Let's make this a thing.  We can start to quantify Sabres failure in dog lives...and deaths.

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[SwampD]

55 minutes ago, Kruppstahl said:

We haven't won a series since the spring of 2007.  So that's 13 years ago.

So there's your first generation of dead dogs right there.

Let's make this a thing.  We can start to quantify Sabres failure in dog lives...and deaths.

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My dog was 16 when she died.

She never saw the Bills in the playoffs.

[FogBat]

On 5/28/2020 at 11:28 AM, WildCard said:

https://www.thescore.com/news/1975630

 

 

 

Unfortunately, the post has been flagged for removal.

 

Somehow, the Pegulas didn’t like the humor made at their expense.

 

Jeez! Lighten up, Kimbo Slice! You could have been Taro Tsujimoto IAL for all we know.

Edited May 30, 2020 by Crosschecking