There Has To Be A Name For That™

[PASabreFan]

  On 4/20/2020 at 10:13 PM, Let's Go B-Lo said:

As to the first one.  Crumbining

The second is Capt. Campbell's Deep Sea Adventure

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You would have won with Crumbining!

Since Indabuff would rather work than fulfill his sacred duty to this thread, I'll offer another one:

When you think you see the puck go in and you jump up and yell and whoop and kiss your pet and look back at the screen and play is inexplicably ongoing... There Has To Be A Name For That.

Edited April 20, 2020 by PASabreFan

[Tondas]

Puckus Interruptice.

[Weave]

  On 4/20/2020 at 10:42 PM, PASabreFan said:

You would have won with Crumbining!

Since Indabuff would rather work than fulfill his sacred duty to this thread, I'll offer another one:

When you think you see the puck go in and you jump up and yell and whoop and kiss your pet and look back at the screen and play is inexplicably ongoing... There Has To Be A Name For That.

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Celenothing

[Taro T]

Wifevision.

[Wyldnwoody44]

Alcoholism 

[PASabreFan]

  On 4/20/2020 at 11:02 PM, Taro T said:

Wifevision.

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Like you've never flinched when the puck hit the side of the net.

[Indabuff]

  On 4/20/2020 at 10:42 PM, PASabreFan said:

You would have won with Crumbining!

Since Indabuff would rather work than fulfill his sacred duty to this thread, I'll offer another one:

When you think you see the puck go in and you jump up and yell and whoop and kiss your pet and look back at the screen and play is inexplicably ongoing... There Has To Be A Name For That.

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It's a lot easier coming up with answers than coming up with hypotheticals.  I've been thinking all evening and I still got nothing!

[Indabuff]

Bescorehand

[PASabreFan]

  On 4/20/2020 at 11:29 PM, Indabuff said:

Bescorehand

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Excellent.

Go.

[Indabuff]

Fresh measurable snow in the driveway.  You've waited around for the plow to come through before you tackle it.  You can't wait any longer and clear it out.  As you're putting the winter weapon of choice away the plow comes through like a bat out of hell and buries the end of your driveway.

There must be a name for that.

[Taro T]

Plowslop.

The version you refer to is more specifically MF'n Plowslop.

[Weave]

Plowburn

[North Buffalo]

  On 4/21/2020 at 1:51 PM, Indabuff said:

Fresh measurable snow in the driveway.  You've waited around for the plow to come through before you tackle it.  You can't wait any longer and clear it out.  As you're putting the winter weapon of choice away the plow comes through like a bat out of hell and buries the end of your driveway.

There must be a name for that.

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Murphy snow

[Tondas]

I just call it what I've been calling it since I was 13 years old:   Mother F^cker!

[SwampD]

  On 4/21/2020 at 1:54 PM, Taro T said:

Plowslop.

The version you refer to is more specifically MF'n Plowslop.

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Plowsloppy seconds?

[Indabuff]

  On 4/21/2020 at 11:06 PM, SwampD said:

Plowsloppy seconds?

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Winner (for addressing the double trouble). 

[FogBat]

  On 4/20/2020 at 2:15 PM, Ogre said:

edit: I was a germophobe before it was popular...

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Ok Mr. Monk

  On 4/21/2020 at 1:51 PM, Indabuff said:

Fresh measurable snow in the driveway.  You've waited around for the plow to come through before you tackle it.  You can't wait any longer and clear it out.  As you're putting the winter weapon of choice away the plow comes through like a bat out of hell and buries the end of your driveway.

There must be a name for that.

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Real Men of Genuis, courtesy of Bud Light.

[Ogre]

  On 4/23/2020 at 2:49 PM, Crosschecking said:

Ok Mr. Monk

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People don’t wash their hands and when they do they don’t wash them well enough. My evidence? The huge outbreaks of Norovirus on cruise ships. Norovirus comes from feces so I’ll let you surmise how hundreds of people become simultaneously infected with it. It makes me want to vomit thinking about it.

[inkman]

  On 4/23/2020 at 2:58 PM, Ogre said:

People don’t wash their hands and when they do they don’t wash them well enough. My evidence? The huge outbreaks of Norovirus on cruise ships. Norovirus comes from feces so I’ll let you surmise how hundreds of people become simultaneously infected with it. It makes me want to vomit thinking about it.

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Maybe there is a high amount of ass eating on cruises?  Ya know, what happens in the cruise ship stays on the cruise ship.  

[nfreeman]

  On 4/23/2020 at 3:13 PM, inkman said:

Maybe there is a high amount of ass eating on cruises?  Ya know, what happens in the cruise ship stays on the cruise ship.  

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Now that is thinking outside the box (heh).

[PASabreFan]

If there is some kind of cataclysm (if?!), that should be the sole remaining inkman post. Scholars for centuries can have some real fun with it.

[Wyldnwoody44]

Being a Navy vet, I can assure you that inks statement is true ??

[PASabreFan]

  On 4/24/2020 at 3:00 PM, Wyldnwoody44 said:

Being a Navy vet, I can assure you that inks statement is true ??

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Which sentence? I'm asking for a friend.

[Wyldnwoody44]

  On 4/24/2020 at 5:16 PM, PASabreFan said:

Which sentence? I'm asking for a friend.

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I'll let your brain decide.... 

[Eleven]

  On 4/23/2020 at 2:58 PM, Ogre said:

People don’t wash their hands and when they do they don’t wash them well enough. My evidence? The huge outbreaks of Norovirus on cruise ships. Norovirus comes from feces so I’ll let you surmise how hundreds of people become simultaneously infected with it. It makes me want to vomit thinking about it.

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I've taken one cruise, last year, and I'll likely not do it again, but one thing they really, really stressed was to wash and sanitize hands frequently.  Every time we embarked or disembarked, there was a crew member there with a bottle of Purell.