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Risto should not be moved to wing, his hidden talent in in goal! That’s right, he will be our goaltender in second half of the season so we can keep him on the ice full time. 

 

RJ has also signed a statement of intent to retire at the end of the season, but only if Risto is his replacement. On off days Risto helps solve crimes for the Buffalo police department. 

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10 hours ago, Broken Ankles said:

Not Ann Coulter, it's clearly Kellyanne Conway.    Evidenced by the lack of a reflection as she approaches the mirror.   The mirror is a metaphor for the the barrier between the media and the White House.  She passes through this because she currently blurs the lines between the two.   Then the breaking of the mirror represents her clear violation of the Hatch Act, or  a Law prohibiting the Federal employees  in the Executive Branch from engaging in  political  activity.    But I'm stumped how this relates to Risto as well. 

That's just funny.

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6 hours ago, Andrew Amerk said:

This was an admiral stab at his name. 

Yeah, I wasn’t super confident about the spelling when I wrote it.  Deslauriers, sorry Nicolas.

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Alright we should actually talk about this serious for a few minutes. Risto would be a bad winger. His passing is just okay, his wrist is mediocre, and he would have to learn brand new positioning and rotations. It would be bad. Now if you wanted to use him on the half wall during the pp, that might actually work on PP2. 

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1 hour ago, LGR4GM said:

Alright we should actually talk about this serious for a few minutes. Risto would be a bad winger. His passing is just okay, his wrist is mediocre, and he would have to learn brand new positioning and rotations. It would be bad. Now if you wanted to use him on the half wall during the pp, that might actually work on PP2. 

I was only thinking as a stop gap at wing, only if all our d-men get healthy and aren't traded.  I could actually see him as an Andreychuk type, even if it is only on the PP.  He's a big body, better skater, hands are questionable, but just park his dumb ass in front of the net.  

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