Around the NHL 2019-20

[Doohicksie]

22 minutes ago, sabremike said:

Emphasis on the "technically" part.

Pretty sure he at least earned a nice steak dinner.

[inkman]

Sabres Twitter is embarrassing, local recent hero Duane leading the blush worthy charge.  Get a hold of yourselves.  We are fans of arguably the worst franchise in all of sport.  

[jsb]

I'll give the Leaf fans credit for the first time ever, that was a pretty sweet standing ovation they game Mr. Zamboni for getting the star of the game. 

[French Collection]

That’s a great story, I’m so happy it happened to the Leafs.

I hope they miss the playoffs, I will remind their fans of this game. A guy making $0.00 beats their high priced offense.

[sabremike]

39 minutes ago, inkman said:

Sabres Twitter is embarrassing, local recent hero Duane leading the blush worthy charge.  Get a hold of yourselves.  We are fans of arguably the worst franchise in all of sport.  

THEY LOST TO A ***** ZAMBONI DRIVER. We could miss the playoffs for 50 seasons and it won't be as humiliating as what happened to the laffs tonight.

[Taro T]

11 minutes ago, sabremike said:

THEY LOST TO A ***** ZAMBONI DRIVER. We could miss the playoffs for 50 seasons and it won't be as humiliating as what happened to the laffs tonight.

No, they lost to THEIR ####### farm team's Zamboni driver.  They pay this guy to work his day job and he made Matthews, Marner, Hyman, & the rest look like scrubs.

[PerreaultForever]

Canucks dominated Bruins tonight too. Weird night. The goalie story is cool but he faced very few shots in the third. Carolina owned the leafs.

[triumph_communes]

Leafs fans blaming Keefe, Marner, Tavares, etc. All that talent and no heart.  We’re on an upwards trajectory with injury problems stumbling us and cap freedom on the horizon. Would you trade situations??

[Eleven]

11 hours ago, Indabuff said:

I was at the game.  That crowd blew up like 500 pounds of Semtex when that happened.  I swear to God there were five year olds in the stands foaming at the mouth and speaking in tongues looking for someone to kill.  

Now I had to google Semtex and I'm probably being tracked by multiple government agencies.

 

EDIT:  To save everyone else the trouble of potential surveillance, it is an explosive.

Edited February 23, 2020 by Eleven

[Eleven]

8 hours ago, Taro T said:

No, they lost to THEIR ####### farm team's Zamboni driver.  They pay this guy to work his day job and he made Matthews, Marner, Hyman, & the rest look like scrubs.

Also, said Zamboni driver's mask wasn't painted in time for the game.

[Indabuff]

8 hours ago, sabremike said:

THEY LOST TO A ***** ZAMBONI DRIVER. We could miss the playoffs for 50 seasons and it won't be as humiliating as what happened to the laffs tonight.

Ayres for a fourth and Vesey.  Git it dun Botts. 

[Indabuff]

13 minutes ago, Eleven said:

Now I had to google Semtex and I'm probably being tracked by multiple government agencies.

I googled it for the spelling and one of the first links I clicked on was some Irish website.  I'm pretty sure I'll be receiving a "random" background investigation at my job. 

[Brawndo]

 

[DarthEbriate]

Ayres' one is a wild story. Like a plucky young Moulson-wielder out to save the a planet from the cruel Empire. And his name doesn't even show up on ESPN's boxscore.

Edited February 23, 2020 by DarthEbriate

[Stoner]

1 hour ago, Eleven said:

Now I had to google Semtex and I'm probably being tracked by multiple government agencies.

 

EDIT:  To save everyone else the trouble of potential surveillance, it is an explosive.

I googled it too. I just told some men who asked about you that you are volatile and obsessed with a former coach who you feel was done wrong. Sorry. They threatened me! They said they could make it so I would never see another Sabres game. I mean, I thought about it, sure.

[Stoner]

Ayres' reaction to allowing the Tavares goal was priceless. Veteran reaction!

[Brawndo]

 

[Scottysabres]

[Sabre fan]

find it kind of funny how desperate the Leafs are these days to basically put out both goalies on purpose only to lose to the zamboni driver!  Funny no one really did anything in revenge against Clifford after he ran over their goalie and makes me wonder back when Lucic ran Miller everyone made a big deal of the fact that no one went after Lucic. Hell Leafs put out both the Canes' goalies and they did nothing! The NHL allows guys to run goalies like that is pretty sad...  

[Eleven]

Ayres will resurface somewhere.

[Stoner]

2 hours ago, Eleven said:

Ayres will resurface somewhere.

After several passes, I finally got it.

[Eleven]

9 minutes ago, PASabreFan said:

After several passes, I finally got it.

Nope.  Not good enough of a return pun.

[Zamboni]

1 minute ago, Eleven said:

Nope.  Not good enough of a return pun.

Let’s not flood the place with puns. ?

 

[Marvin]

If the NHL had any brains, they would schedule a Chicago Black Hawks - Carolina Hurricanes Winter Classic where Scott Foster and David Ayers perform the ceremonial opening face-off.  They could even riff off of Eleven's post: "Foster accounts for Ayers resurfacing."

[Eleven]

2 minutes ago, Zamboni said:

Let’s not flood the place with puns. ?

 

We need a down button for this one.

2 minutes ago, E4 ... Ke2 said:

If the NHL had any brains, they would schedule a Chicago Black Hawks - Carolina Hurricanes Winter Classic where Scott Foster and David Ayers perform the ceremonial opening face-off.  They could even riff off of Eleven's post: "Foster accounts for Ayers resurfacing."

Ryan Vinz drops the puck.