Eleven Posted October 7, 2019 Report Posted October 7, 2019 10 minutes ago, LGR4GM said: He didn't hit the table. That sounds problematic. 11 minutes ago, shrader said: This one looked like attempted suicide. The only thing worse is that sites like deadspin get to profit from this garbage. I generally like the table slammers. They're like an entirely different creature from humanity. 1
Taro T Posted October 7, 2019 Report Posted October 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Eleven said: That sounds problematic. I generally like the table slammers. They're like an entirely different creature from humanity. He dove off a ramp that seemed to be 12-15' above the table, didn't quite get to the table and landed on his head. He was NOT moving after the leap. (Nor, immediately, was anybody else around him as they all stood in stunned silence. Guy is VERY lucky to be alive.
shrader Posted October 7, 2019 Report Posted October 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, Taro T said: He dove off a ramp that seemed to be 12-15' above the table, didn't quite get to the table and landed on his head. He was NOT moving after the leap. (Nor, immediately, was anybody else around him as they all stood in stunned silence. Guy is VERY lucky to be alive. It might as well have been mini-me trying to dunk a basketball. 1
Taro T Posted October 7, 2019 Report Posted October 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, shrader said: It might as well have been mini-me trying to dunk a basketball. At least that was a belly flop. This guy's 1st point of contact was the crown of his melon. Had I known what the guy was about to do, would not have watched it.
spndnchz Posted October 7, 2019 Report Posted October 7, 2019 39 minutes ago, Taro T said: He dove off a ramp that seemed to be 12-15' above the table, didn't quite get to the table and landed on his head. He was NOT moving after the leap. (Nor, immediately, was anybody else around him as they all stood in stunned silence. Guy is VERY lucky to be alive. When the first thing you hear in a video is “is he dead” it’s never good. 1
shrader Posted October 7, 2019 Report Posted October 7, 2019 34 minutes ago, Taro T said: At least that was a belly flop. This guy's 1st point of contact was the crown of his melon. Had I known what the guy was about to do, would not have watched it. Belly flop probably makes it worse though. it's tough to brace yourself and you're pretty much guaranteeing a high speed face plant. I only want to watch it if it's Tom Brady. 1
Taro T Posted October 7, 2019 Report Posted October 7, 2019 17 minutes ago, shrader said: Belly flop probably makes it worse though. it's tough to brace yourself and you're pretty much guaranteeing a high speed face plant. I only want to watch it if it's Tom Brady. Belly flop won't break your neck. Thought he'd fractured his skull AND broke his neck with that one.
shrader Posted October 7, 2019 Report Posted October 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Taro T said: Belly flop won't break your neck. Thought he'd fractured his skull AND broke his neck with that one. Oh, sorry. I thought you were describing this one as a belly flop. Whatever it was, I can't picturing him taking much worse of an angle than he did.
Taro T Posted October 7, 2019 Report Posted October 7, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, shrader said: Oh, sorry. I thought you were describing this one as a belly flop. Whatever it was, I can't picturing him taking much worse of an angle than he did. Meant Mini Me's was essentially a belly flop. Sorry for confusion. Edited October 7, 2019 by Taro T
Weave Posted October 7, 2019 Report Posted October 7, 2019 3 hours ago, Taro T said: He dove off a ramp that seemed to be 12-15' above the table, didn't quite get to the table and landed on his head. He was NOT moving after the leap. (Nor, immediately, was anybody else around him as they all stood in stunned silence. Guy is VERY lucky to be alive. Thanks for the description. Now I know to not watch the video.
Randall Flagg Posted October 7, 2019 Report Posted October 7, 2019 (edited) Not only was the ramp high, but the horizontal distance to the table was a ludicrous distance to cover for anyone that isn't a track and field star. Edited October 7, 2019 by Randall Flagg
SDS Posted October 7, 2019 Report Posted October 7, 2019 22 minutes ago, Weave said: Thanks for the description. Now I know to not watch the video.
Taro T Posted October 7, 2019 Report Posted October 7, 2019 37 minutes ago, Weave said: Thanks for the description. Now I know to not watch the video. Good choice. Knowing he apparently only suffered a concussion makes it less bad, but I will not watch it again. And wish somebody had described it before having clicked that blue arrow.
Weave Posted October 7, 2019 Report Posted October 7, 2019 18 minutes ago, SDS said: Nope. No clicky blue arrow.
Andrew Amerk Posted October 7, 2019 Report Posted October 7, 2019 33 minutes ago, Randall Flagg said: Not only was the ramp high, but the horizontal distance to the table was a ludicrous distance to cover for anyone that isn't a track and field star. When someone has been drinking, perceptions change, and sometimes a sense of invincibility occurs. He felt he had it. He didn’t.
#freejame Posted October 7, 2019 Report Posted October 7, 2019 8 minutes ago, SDS said: If he didn’t have to jump that railing I bet he makes it with ease
Eleven Posted October 8, 2019 Report Posted October 8, 2019 It's like Drew Stafford being traded, all over again.
ubkev Posted October 8, 2019 Report Posted October 8, 2019 Just now, Eleven said: It's like Drew Stafford being traded, all over again. You mean 30 goal scorer Drew Stafford? That Drew Stafford? 1
TrueBlueGED Posted October 8, 2019 Report Posted October 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eleven said: It's like Drew Stafford being traded, all over again. Drew Stafford was about 5 bazillion times better at his profession.
Eleven Posted October 8, 2019 Report Posted October 8, 2019 Just now, TrueBlueGED said: Drew Stafford was about 5 bazillion times better at his profession. I know. That speaks volumes about Jones.
TrueBlueGED Posted October 8, 2019 Report Posted October 8, 2019 Anywho, let's trade for AJ Green or Emmanuel Sanders now.
Eleven Posted October 8, 2019 Report Posted October 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, ubkev said: You mean 30 goal scorer Drew Stafford? That Drew Stafford? No. I mean post-contract Drew Stafford.
Randall Flagg Posted October 8, 2019 Report Posted October 8, 2019 (edited) 1 minute ago, TrueBlueGED said: Anywho, let's trade for AJ Green or Emmanuel Sanders now. Too old/broken And ***** Emmanuel Sanders so much he's one of my least favorite players in the league I'll take Diggs I guess! Edit: Isn't Green, like, still in a walking boot? Two weeks ago when we played them he was not close to returning Edited October 8, 2019 by Randall Flagg
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