Eleven Posted November 1, 2018 Report Posted November 1, 2018 Funds are running a little low, and I have to pay for cruise tickets at the end of the year, so we're going to need to open up a little gas station here in the park. You can't go back to jail for stealing gas, because it's theft under a thousand. So @WildCard and @3putt, I'm going to need you to go down to the mall and steal some gas. Unleaded tastes a little tangy, supreme is kind of sour, and diesel tastes pretty good. Yes, 3putt, this is Charlie work, which is why I'm putting you in charge of WildCard. Hands down and don't f*ck this up. @josie and @darksabre, I'm going to need you to run the gas purchases through coupons at your salon @Taro T, get in your go-cart and get me half a c*ck of pepperoni and some chicken chips, ok? Here's some money. @N S I need you to watch out for Lahey and that greasy cheeseburger eating Randy. @Sue Mushedchi You're new here. Just make sure I don't smoke while I'm on the patch and pass out. @Alkoholist, @SwampD and @sodbuster, make sure I get permission to smoke and swear if we get arrested. @North Buffalo Maybe make some dope rap tracks or get on with your fo-shizzle self. 1 3
Eleven Posted November 1, 2018 Author Report Posted November 1, 2018 (edited) @WildCard Quit laughing at the posts and go steal some f*cking gas, okay? Edited November 1, 2018 by Eleven
WildCard Posted November 1, 2018 Report Posted November 1, 2018 We can't we're stranded on the side of the road. @3putt got into the swish so I cut the breaks 1
Eleven Posted November 1, 2018 Author Report Posted November 1, 2018 9 minutes ago, WildCard said: We can't we're stranded on the side of the road. @3putt got into the swish so I cut the breaks Get him off the swish!
Sabres Fan in NS Posted November 1, 2018 Report Posted November 1, 2018 I'm staked out, but no sight of them, eh? Maybe you got me in the wrong place and I'm running out of smokes, eh. Should I go see if that @WildCard and that @3putt guy are unstuck? Maybe that @PASabreFan and his lap mut @Wilbur can help find those two guys.
North Buffalo Posted November 1, 2018 Report Posted November 1, 2018 11 and 4 workin on a trip Slow boat to China on semi oil stolen from Oh Canada Sold on the Black to escape the insanity of SSpace to parts unknown 1
Drunkard Posted November 1, 2018 Report Posted November 1, 2018 I'm on it, Ricky. Just remember to blame the smoking and swearing on the fact that you didn't get your grade 9 until you were almost 40 so it would be unfair to allow you to defend yourself without those critical elements. When all else fails point out Lahey's drinking. He's sure to fail the breathalyzer. To make sure Randy doesn't testify against you, tell Phil Collins to park the Dirty Burger across the street from the courthouse. That fat bastard will probably jump out the window of the courthouse just to fill his gullet with those greasy treats.
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