That Aud Smell Posted June 11, 2018 Report Posted June 11, 2018 If Ovi is supposedly in better shape now then I don't want to know what out of shape Ovi looks like. Cuz those photos of him swimming in the fountain do not look like a guy who cut weight :lol: Seriously. #dadbod Quote
Randall Flagg Posted June 11, 2018 Report Posted June 11, 2018 If Ovi is supposedly in better shape now then I don't want to know what out of shape Ovi looks like. Cuz those photos of him swimming in the fountain do not look like a guy who cut weight :lol: Eh, that's just the body of a man who has ingested 500 gallons of beer in the last three days Quote
dudacek Posted June 11, 2018 Report Posted June 11, 2018 Seriously. #dadbod I sat near Ovi’s dad at the 2006 draft. We’re talking serious dad bods there. Quote
nfreeman Posted June 11, 2018 Report Posted June 11, 2018 But Ovie being fat and slow was a recent development of the last two years or so. He's had probably 9 seasons where he was in better shape than he is now. Maybe more Ovie's still got the hands, the timing and the killer shot. But he doesn't have the speed or the endurance that he had a few years ago. Quote
Weave Posted June 11, 2018 Report Posted June 11, 2018 Too lazy to find a link, but why are you guys ignoring what Ovechkin said about the changes he made going into this season? The only thing I recall seeing was that he said he was going to drop weight in order to be faster. I’ll let the other comments regarding his appearance at the fountain stand unvhalleneged. Quote
WildCard Posted June 11, 2018 Report Posted June 11, 2018 @StanleyCup Best. Weekend. Ever. https://twitter.com/StanleyCup/status/1006160931691298816 Quote
darksabre Posted June 11, 2018 Report Posted June 11, 2018 @StanleyCup Best. Weekend. Ever. https://twitter.com/StanleyCup/status/1006160931691298816 The Cup had sex. Quote
WildCard Posted June 11, 2018 Report Posted June 11, 2018 https://twitter.com/BarstoolBigCat/status/1006268469409734658 Quote
spndnchz Posted June 12, 2018 Report Posted June 12, 2018 The pic of all the coaches out with the Stanley Cup was cool. Quote
WildCard Posted June 12, 2018 Report Posted June 12, 2018 Ovie pre-gaming for the parade https://twitter.com/spittinchiclets/status/1006536849811214346 Quote
SwampD Posted June 12, 2018 Report Posted June 12, 2018 Ovie pre-gaming for the parade https://twitter.com/spittinchiclets/status/1006536849811214346 I sure hope Ovi doesn't have a drinking problem. [/sarc] Remember all the Puritan finger wags when Pat Kane was drunk at his parade? FTR, this is how I want my hockey stars to celebrate. Quote
WildCard Posted June 12, 2018 Report Posted June 12, 2018 (edited) FTR, this is how I want my hockey stars to celebrate. This is what sports is, sports is fun. At the end of the day, we play it, follow it, and love it because we're all still kids and it's just plain fun. Don't be the uptight athlete who follows baseballs hidden rules or any of that garbage. Do a bat flip to the moon, shotgun beers at your victory parade, hell, your trophy if you want to. You're living everyone's fantasy, own it Edited June 12, 2018 by WildCard Quote
Weave Posted June 12, 2018 Report Posted June 12, 2018 I sure hope Ovi doesn't have a drinking problem. [/sarc] Remember all the Puritan finger wags when Pat Kane was drunk at his parade? FTR, this is how I want my hockey stars to celebrate. My recollection is that parade was just after the cab driver invident and drunken Kane made light of it at the parade, so IMO the finget wagging was about alot more than partying with the cup. Ovie’s having a blast and noone is getting assaulted, so no finger wags. Quote
darksabre Posted June 12, 2018 Report Posted June 12, 2018 My recollection is that parade was just after the cab driver invident and drunken Kane made light of it at the parade, so IMO the finget wagging was about alot more than partying with the cup. Ovie’s having a blast and noone is getting assaulted, so no finger wags. The thing with Kane is he's sloppy. Ovi appears to be a professional. Quote
nfreeman Posted June 12, 2018 Report Posted June 12, 2018 Ovi wears cargo shorts? I just assumed he wore a speedo. Quote
That Aud Smell Posted June 12, 2018 Report Posted June 12, 2018 The thing with Kane is he's sloppy. Ovi appears to be a professional. That's my take as well. In his drunken stupor videos, Kane reminded me of every South Buffalo idiot I've ever had to deal with at a bar (and there've been a few over the years). Ovechkin has been recorded as being *hammered*, sure -- but his vibe is so much happier. Quote
WildCard Posted June 12, 2018 Report Posted June 12, 2018 Let's not go down the ol' Kane road again Quote
WildCard Posted June 12, 2018 Report Posted June 12, 2018 I'm preeeettttyyyy sure Oshie just waterboarded himself here https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1006596702730678273 Quote
darksabre Posted June 12, 2018 Report Posted June 12, 2018 I'm preeeettttyyyy sure Oshie just waterboarded himself here https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1006596702730678273 Used to do that one in college all the time. We called it Bear Trappin' because we learned it from Sacred Heart University hockey legend Bear Trapp. Quote
WildCard Posted June 12, 2018 Report Posted June 12, 2018 Used to do that one in college all the time. We called it Bear Trappin' because we learned it from Sacred Heart University hockey legend Bear Trapp. Is it as terrible as it looks? Ovie dropping some f bombs during his speech https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1006604851684560898:lol: "it's your boys and girls and birds let's go!" lmao I love you Ovie https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/1006607101932732416 Quote
SwampD Posted June 12, 2018 Report Posted June 12, 2018 Ovi wears cargo shorts? I just assumed he wore a speedo. :lol: Quote
darksabre Posted June 12, 2018 Report Posted June 12, 2018 Is it as terrible as it looks? Ovie dropping some f bombs during his speech https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1006604851684560898:lol: "it's your boys and girls and birds let's go!" lmao I love you Ovie https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/1006607101932732416 It's super fun you should try it sometime lol Quote
WildCard Posted June 12, 2018 Report Posted June 12, 2018 It's super fun you should try it sometime lol Yeahhh think just I'll take your word for it :lol: Quote
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