Buffalo Bills 2018-2019

[darksabre]

3 hours ago, Eleven said:

Question:  I don't like to get wasted, but I really want to try the folding table thing.  Am I allowed?  Those of you who know my general physical condition, it it advisable?  (I am concerned that I'm not heavy enough to go through the table.)

A professional would gimmick the table first to ensure it gives way. I'm not sure how many table diving Bills fans do it, but a lot of them are wrestling fans and I could see the prep being done. 

[Weave]

3 hours ago, Eleven said:

Question:  I don't like to get wasted, but I really want to try the folding table thing.  Am I allowed?  Those of you who know my general physical condition, it it advisable?  (I am concerned that I'm not heavy enough to go through the table.)

How long do you want to hurt? 

[Wyldnwoody44]

9 minutes ago, Weave said:

How long do you want to hurt? 

That's what I warn her before starting.... 

[WildCard]

1 hour ago, Wyldnwoody44 said:

That's what I warn her before starting.... 

Yeah but you're saying emotionally speaking 

[Wyldnwoody44]

1 hour ago, WildCard said:

Yeah but you're saying emotionally speaking 

Well clearly, it's like a relationship with the buffalo bills, painful and unfulfilling 

[erickompositör72]

brief climaxes followed by tears

"no, I don't want to talk about it"

[That Aud Smell]

@Eleven the key for a recreational table smasher, in my experience, is for the table to be prepped to give way.

[nfreeman]

2 minutes ago, That Aud Smell said:

@Eleven the key for a recreational table smasher, in my experience, is for the table to be prepped to give way.

Do tell!

[ubkev]

8 hours ago, Eleven said:

Question:  I don't like to get wasted, but I really want to try the folding table thing.  Am I allowed?  Those of you who know my general physical condition, it it advisable?  (I am concerned that I'm not heavy enough to go through the table.)

Good lord, this would go viral in a heartbeat. Bills fan in non ironic blazer and slacks thrown through a table.

Please don't do this.

[darksabre]

1 hour ago, That Aud Smell said:

@Eleven the key for a recreational table smasher, in my experience, is for the table to be prepped to give way.

That's what I'm saying. You gotta gimmick the table. Wrestling fans know this. 

[That Aud Smell]

5 hours ago, nfreeman said:

Do tell!

I did one in that super wacky lot ~8 years ago. The non-Bills lot where the really weird stuff goes down. My younger cousins helped me out. That table was rigged. There were about 8 sh1tty beach towels underneath it. I had about 4 blue lights and 10 oz of rye, and launched from the bed of an F150. *CRASH*. Shoulder (and hip) bruised and sore, but no worse for wear.

[SwampD]

What does "gimmick the table" mean?

[darksabre]

5 minutes ago, SwampD said:

What does "gimmick the table" mean?

It just means you do things to weaken it ahead of time so that it's easier to go through. Throwing someone through a table was a novelty/gimmick, and so you'd "gimmick" the table. A lot of the wood tables in wrestling have the thicker wood replaced with thinner lauan and the frame is weakened in the middle.

(I lived with a dude in college who loved wrestling)

[SwampD]

18 minutes ago, darksabre said:

It just means you do things to weaken it ahead of time so that it's easier to go through. Throwing someone through a table was a novelty/gimmick, and so you'd "gimmick" the table. A lot of the wood tables in wrestling have the thicker wood replaced with thinner lauan and the frame is weakened in the middle.

(I lived with a dude in college who loved wrestling)

Gottit. I don't really think you need to gimmick those folding tables in the videos. They barely stand up with just food on them. A Buffalo fan stuffed with wings and beer is going through one of them easily.

[darksabre]

9 minutes ago, SwampD said:

Gottit. I don't really think you need to gimmick those folding tables in the videos. They barely stand up with just food on them. A Buffalo fan stuffed with wings and beer is going through one of them easily.

It's really going to depend on your weight. Someone my size could probably make it happen. If you're closer to 150 you might be pushing it. I've seen videos of chicks trying to do it and nearly killing themselves when the table just shrugs them off. 

[SwampD]

3 minutes ago, darksabre said:

It's really going to depend on your weight. Someone my size could probably make it happen. If you're closer to 150 you might be pushing it. I've seen videos of chicks trying to do it and nearly killing themselves when the table just shrugs them off. 

Links please.?

[darksabre]

7 minutes ago, SwampD said:

Links please.?

Gotta be out on Twitter somewhere. I remember a few from last year. The first attempt in this video for ex: 

 

[drnkirishone]

This is America

[darksabre]

Welp, let's see how this goes.

[WildCard]

9 minutes ago, darksabre said:

Welp, let's see how this goes.

Short of a pick 6 this is about as bad of a start as we could have had 

[sabills]

Take Allen out. This offensive line is going to get him killed.

[WildCard]

This is fckin awful

[sabills]

Do not like what I'm seeing from Allen. All that work they said he did this summer on his foot work completely disappeared on that 2nd down throw. 

[inkman]

You know your old when the commercial content is bothersome 

[darksabre]

This is honestly what I expected today.