Nitro60 Posted January 10, 2018 Report Posted January 10, 2018 I wonder if we might set a record for most empty net goals in a season Thinking the same thing Quote
Claude Balls Posted January 10, 2018 Report Posted January 10, 2018 So the Sabres had an offensive onslaught tonight with 4 goals, and still got their stools pushed in. This is the worst Sabres team I have ever witnessed. Quote
7+6=13 Posted January 10, 2018 Report Posted January 10, 2018 Sam gets knocked off his skates with ease and watches the empty net go in while fixing his helmet. Embarrassing. Quote
DarthEbriate Posted January 10, 2018 Report Posted January 10, 2018 So the Sabres had an offensive onslaught tonight with 4 goals, and still got their stools pushed in. This is the worst Sabres team I have ever witnessed. I don't know that this is the worst... teams actually put in some effort against us. Back in the tank for top 2 pick season they basically took the night off and still had the puck the entire game. But yeah, it is pathetic. 29 points after 43 games. And that includes loser points! Including loser points we're on pace for less than 60 points! What the only-Sith-deal-in-absolute hell? Quote
Eleven Posted January 10, 2018 Report Posted January 10, 2018 This team is so depressing. This is why I choose flights during games. I am flying to Milwaukee on Thursday. I don't even need to. I'm just going to. Quote
Scottysabres Posted January 10, 2018 Report Posted January 10, 2018 If I'm Jack I'm walking in to Jason's office first thing in the morning and asking what the plan is here. Not just voice it, but pull out the blueprints and show me. Quote
Eleven Posted January 10, 2018 Report Posted January 10, 2018 If I'm Jack I'm walking in to Jason's office first thing in the morning and asking what the plan is here. Not just voice it, but pull out the blueprints and show me. And if I'm Jason, I'm pulling out the ten year contract. Quote
DarthEbriate Posted January 10, 2018 Report Posted January 10, 2018 This is why I choose flights during games. I am flying to Milwaukee on Thursday. I don't even need to. I'm just going to. I'm flying to Milwaukee. Why? Because I'd rather fly to Milwaukee than watch the Sabres. That... sums up the 2017-18 Sabres. Quote
ubkev Posted January 10, 2018 Report Posted January 10, 2018 Jesus man, Bird Dog is lighter fluid. And that's coming from a guy who funnels 4 lokos Listen, the sabres were on. I haven't got time to be going through bottles, trying to find a good pairing for Grizzly Mint and a mayonnaise sandwich. Bird Dog seemed reasonable. It was in front. Quote
Eleven Posted January 10, 2018 Report Posted January 10, 2018 I'm flying to Milwaukee. Why? Because I'd rather fly to Milwaukee than watch the Sabres. That... sums up the 2017-18 Sabres. I just realized that the next game I have tix for is at home against Jersey. I typically do not drink at hockey games. Haven't for years. (Drinking makes me want to smoke, and you can't go out for a cigarette anymore.) This one? Wow. I don't know what to do. I may actually drink and light up right in the stands. Quote
GASabresIUFAN Posted January 10, 2018 Report Posted January 10, 2018 From John Vogl Scouts are paid to attend hockey games, but it's worth noting there are reps from 20 of the 31 teams here in Buffalo tonight. Vultures looking to pick off what little meat that is on this carcass. Quote
ubkev Posted January 10, 2018 Report Posted January 10, 2018 I just realized that the next game I have tix for is at home against Jersey. I typically do not drink at hockey games. Haven't for years. (Drinking makes me want to smoke, and you can't go out for a cigarette anymore.) This one? Wow. I don't know what to do. I may actually drink and light up right in the stands. I was gonna say, "just smoke in your seat." It's kinda like a plane that's crashing. I mean, what are they gonna do about it? Quote
TrueBlueGED Posted January 10, 2018 Report Posted January 10, 2018 This team is so depressing. I dunno, I have properly adjusted my expectations. Quote
WildCard Posted January 10, 2018 Report Posted January 10, 2018 Listen, the sabres were on. I haven't got time to be going through bottles, trying to find a good pairing for Grizzly Mint and a mayonnaise sandwich. Bird Dog seemed reasonable. It was in front. :lol: :lol: This gives me hope that I can still live like I do when I'm your age Quote
Eleven Posted January 10, 2018 Report Posted January 10, 2018 I was gonna say, "just smoke in your seat." It's kinda like a plane that's crashing. I mean, what are they gonna do about it? Exactly. Throw peanuts at the Devils, smoke in my seat, whatever. What even matters anymore with this team? Quote
ubkev Posted January 10, 2018 Report Posted January 10, 2018 :lol: :lol: This gives me hope that I can still live like I do when I'm your age Quote
Ogre Posted January 10, 2018 Report Posted January 10, 2018 From John Vogl Scouts are paid to attend hockey games, but it's worth noting there are reps from 20 of the 31 teams here in Buffalo tonight. Shhhhhhhh......Guhle. Quote
WildCard Posted January 10, 2018 Report Posted January 10, 2018 Fact that you chose a dying man is amazing Quote
Ogre Posted January 10, 2018 Report Posted January 10, 2018 What does Gene Wilder have to do with this? Quote
WildCard Posted January 10, 2018 Report Posted January 10, 2018 What does Gene Wilder have to do with this? We're bringing back Nathan Gerbe Quote
ubkev Posted January 10, 2018 Report Posted January 10, 2018 We're bringing back Nathan Gerbe Finally, a legit 3rd line center. Quote
Taro T Posted January 10, 2018 Report Posted January 10, 2018 Exactly. Throw peanuts at the Devils, smoke in my seat, whatever. What even matters anymore with this team? Keep wantin' to see if a paper airplane made from the "game notes" sheet could make it across from the 300's to the 200's. :lol: Problem is, instead of kicking me out for trying it, they'll probably give me extra tickets to try to get rid of. :doh: Quote
irregularly irregular Posted January 10, 2018 Report Posted January 10, 2018 Thanks y'all. Horrific day at work, followed by horrific hockey by the Sabres. But I've got cheap ass booze being guzzled, crashing planes, 11 smoking unfiltered Camels in the men's room, Gerbe back for an encore and more! Life is grand! Thank you for being here for me and giving me a laugh or two, as I endure my daily dose of crap. Quote
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