(OT) The College Football Thread

[ubkev]

Man, Josh Allen sucks so bad!

 

If the bills don't draft him I'll sh!t in my hat.

[ubkev]

Sam Darnold is as impressive as a grilled cheese sandwich.

 

And he's got a throwing motion like a god damned trebuchet!

Edited September 24, 2017 by ubkev

[Eleven]

Sam Darnold is as impressive as a grilled cheese sandwich.

 

And he's got a throwing motion like a god damned trebuchet!

 

I love grilled cheese.  Next metaphor, please.

[ubkev]

I love grilled cheese. Next metaphor, please.

I like grilled cheese sandwiches just fine and dandy. But there's no way you can call them impressive.

 

He's the children's menu staple of quarterbacks. He's a basic mother .

 

And his release is timed with a calendar.

[Weave]

I like grilled cheese sandwiches just fine and dandy. But there's no way you can call them impressive.

 

 

 

YDIW

[ubkev]

YDIW

Dude, it's cheese and bread. American cheese and white bread. That's a grilled cheese sandwich. Anything else is putting a silk hat on a pig.

 

"Well, I used a smoked Gouda and Gruyère on pumpernickel."

That's nice. Next tell me about your beard conditioner, ironic wardrobe, and collection of hats.

[Eleven]

Dude, it's ###### cheese and bread. American cheese and white bread. That's a grilled cheese sandwich. Anything else is putting a silk hat on a pig.

 

"Well, I used a smoked Gouda and Gruyère on pumpernickel."

That's nice. Next tell me about your beard conditioner, ironic wardrobe, and collection of hats.

 

American "cheese," good white bread, and butter.  It's the best ###### sandwich in the world.  Control yourself. Respect the sandwich.

Edited September 24, 2017 by Eleven

[ubkev]

American "cheese," good white bread, and butter. It's the best ###### sandwich in the world. Control yourself. Respect the sandwich.

I can name 3 sandwich that are better based on nationality alone.

[Wyldnwoody44]

Grilled cheese is amazing, I frequently have the cafeteria make me 2 or 3 of them and I'll chow em down in between patients! Don't hate

[SwampD]

I'm confused. So,… Darnold isn't that bad, then?

[Weave]

I'm confused. So,… Darnold isn't that bad, then?

 

Worse than grilled cheese.  Better than tomato and mayo.

[Wyldnwoody44]

Oh, he's terrible.... But the sandwich is not... Duh

[Weave]

I can name 3 sandwich that are better based on nationality alone.

 

I can name 3 players better than Jack.  Still impressive..

Edited September 24, 2017 by We've

[ubkev]

I'm confused. So,… Darnold isn't that bad, then?

He ain't the bee's knees or the cats pajamas. He's a USC quarterback. He'll go to the league and do what they all do.

I can name 3 players better than Jack. Still impressive..

You didn't call Jack the "best sandwich in the world!"

 

So...I guess you're helping my point.

Actually, my metaphor is perfect!

 

According to the last page in this thread, the grilled cheese sandwich would be severely over drafted in a Sabrespace Sandwich Draft. Just like Sam Darnold will be over drafted in the NFL draft.

[Weave]

You didn't call Jack the "best ###### sandwich in the world!"

 

 

No, but I'm pretty sure you'll find that opinion on this site.

 

Here's what makes grilled cheese among the best in the world....

1. so simple even Donald Trump could make one that would be delicious.

2. add corned beef and you get a reuben.  shaved steak, and it is Filly's finest.  a hamburger and it's a patty melt. It's like the French mother sauces of sandwiches.

3. You don't even need a frying pan to make one and it would be awesome

4. memories of Mom

5. So cheap to make even a grad student can afford the deliciousness

[ubkev]

No, but I'm pretty sure you'll find that opinion on this site.

 

Here's what makes grilled cheese among the best in the world....

1. so simple even Donald Trump could make one that would be delicious.

2. add corned beef and you get a reuben. shaved steak, and it is Filly's finest. a hamburger and it's a patty melt. It's like the French mother sauces of sandwiches.

3. You don't even need a frying pan to make one and it would be awesome

4. memories of Mom

5. So cheap to make even a grad student can afford the deliciousness

Really? Now we're adding better players to the mix? Here's why Jack Eichel is the best player ever.

1. So simple to draft after Connor McDavid was already picked that even Donald Trump's couldn't screw it up.

2. Add prime Wayne Gretzky to his line and Jack scores 150, make Super Mario their third and they're all going to score 200.

3. You don't even need hockey, they'd just be cool to hand out with.

4. My mom made me fried egg sandwiches more than grilled cheese because she knew a vastly superior sandwich when she saw one.

5. Ramen !

[Weave]

LOL

[SwampD]

Mmmmmmm, breakfast.

 

 

And speaking of fried egg sandwiches, could the naked egg taco from Taco Bell be the biggest mistake ever made in food history. That thing is an abomination.

Edited September 24, 2017 by SwampD

[LGR4GM]

weird.....

 

Anyways Monday I'll try to find the snaps of the top 3 guys.

[Randall Flagg]

Grilled cheese is gross

[Eleven]

Grilled cheese is gross

 

I have reported this comment.

[ubkev]

Grilled cheese is gross

 

Dude...too far.

[Randall Flagg]

This is a hill worth being banned on

[Wyldnwoody44]

This is a hill worth being banned on

Hamburger hill?

[Eleven]

This is a hill worth being banned on

 

You are a troglodyte.