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A cool Sunday afternoon in the city of friendly neighbors and bickering SS avatars. The anti DD vs the pro DD crowd comes together to cheer on your buffalo sabres.

 

I don't know the lines.... Bylsma doesn't either.

 

Will Samson sit again, did his new iPhone get hacked by Russia?

 

Did Jack use too much hot water in the shower? Will he sit?

 

Did Carrier go over the data limits for the team cell plan, will he sit?

 

 

One thing is for sure, our team is underperforming and the only reason to watch is to see if Eichel can work some magic, and maybe a D-Lo fight.

 

Don't rush to get to your seats early, as there should be plenty of room for maneuvering.

 

 

As per the meet up question from WildCard.... How long can you microwave a baby....

 

1500 W microwave equates to 5118 BTU/Hr.

 

Mass of unfortunate human (UH) = 150 pounds.

 

(For the sake of argument, UH is assumed to be mostly water.)

 

Init Temperature of UH = 99 F.

 

Point at which normal fever will kill you = 115 degrees (wild ass guess!)

 

16 degrees F x 150 pounds = 2400 BTU.

 

2400 BTU /5118 BTU/Hr= .46 hours. = 30 minutes, more or less.

 

Adjust for whatever temp you think will kill you.

 

Also a baby's skin will suffer 3rd degree burns at around 20 seconds, which can cause impending death.

 

 

Um, go sabres.

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A cool Sunday afternoon in the city of friendly neighbors and bickering SS avatars. The anti DD vs the pro DD crowd comes together to cheer on your buffalo sabres.

 

I don't know the lines.... Bylsma doesn't either.

 

Will Samson sit again, did his new iPhone get hacked by Russia?

 

Did Jack use too much hot water in the shower? Will he sit?

 

Did Carrier go over the data limits for the team cell plan, will he sit?

 

 

One thing is for sure, our team is underperforming and the only reason to watch is to see if Eichel can work some magic, and maybe a D-Lo fight.

 

Don't rush to get to your seats early, as there should be plenty of room for maneuvering.

 

 

As per the meet up question from WildCard.... How long can you microwave a baby....

 

1500 W microwave equates to 5118 BTU/Hr.

 

Mass of unfortunate human (UH) = 150 pounds.

 

(For the sake of argument, UH is assumed to be mostly water.)

 

Init Temperature of UH = 99 F.

 

Point at which normal fever will kill you = 115 degrees (wild ass guess!)

 

16 degrees F x 150 pounds = 2400 BTU.

 

2400 BTU /5118 BTU/Hr= .46 hours. = 30 minutes, more or less.

 

Adjust for whatever temp you think will kill you.

 

Also a baby's skin will suffer 3rd degree burns at around 20 seconds, which can cause impending death.

 

 

Um, go sabres.

Considering the time this was posted and also the content, did Wawrow steal your identity?

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Considering the time this was posted and also the content, did Wawrow steal your identity?

Unfortunately no this was me... A sober me, that was/is very sleep deprived, and had to answer a serious question that inquiring minds needed to know :)

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I picture Samson with 2 or 3 alarm clocks lined up on his nightside. Time for some redemption.

I can't wait to see that new kid Clarence Jackson Smith and hope he has a great game. All 4 minutes of it on our 4th line which is prolly where he'd shake out anyways.

As always I look forward to Magic Eichs exploits and pine for the day when he can dance in the playoffs.

GO SABRES ! 

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Let's Go Buffalo!!! It would be neat to see Smith score a couple from Jack today.

Even though they aren't starting on the same line

Foligno has 1 goal in the last month.. Maybe Bylsma will shuffle CJ on up and give him some time with Jack. I wouldn't mind seeing it!

 

Although the thing I most want to see remains ERod on Jack's wing.

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