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I'm calling it now:  It will be the next game against the Penguins, and Jack is gonna kick Syndey Crosby's ass from here to Shittsburgh.

Puh-leeze. If anyone, Jack Eichel or otherwise, attempted to strike Darling Sidney roughly with a closed fist, the refs would be instructed to remove their concealed weapons and shoot to kill. Gary Bettman himself would parachute down from the rafters with a net to isolate the brute who would dare besmirch the shimmering flower of all that is hockey so as to facilitate his immediate execution.

 

Am I laying it on a bit thick here? Just wondering.

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And that will make it all the more epic.

 

It needs to be done, and Jack is just the guy to do it.

Best hope Jack has 007 bullet dodging skills. I suggest he hang out directly behind Nilsson's trapper...

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I mean, one can have a stick touch you lightly about the face without resorting to recreating Tom Berenger's seminal scene in "Platoon".

:lol:

 

 

(…but I think it was Willem DaFoe)

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By the way if you didn't see it, Bennett absolutely went full animal with Trouba in a fight the other night. They went all offense, no defense

 

I've always said some of the best fighters in the league are the ones you'd least expect to fight. A lot of the skill guys can throw hands just as good as the goons, but rarely do it. As much as I hate Crosby, he is a pretty good fighter himself.

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