The even randomer thread

[Drunkard]

So, I just got out of a ladyboy cabaret in Phuket.... It was so boring i fell asleep twice (drunk of course)

 

 

But I'd probably take one or two home if I didn't know better, maybe even if I did.

 

Maybe it's pronounced differently than I'm thinking but the name of the establishment seems to fit it perfectly in both a funny and sad type of way (plus nausea). Time to go puke now.

Edited December 11, 2017 by Alkoholist

[MattPie]

So, I just got out of a ladyboy cabaret in Phuket.... It was so boring i fell asleep twice (drunk of course)

 

 

But I'd probably take one or two home if I didn't know better, maybe even if I did.

 

I saw some in Chaing Mai while walking around the night market. They're pretty impressive. Didn't go to a show though.

[inkman]

So, I just got out of a ladyboy cabaret in Phuket.... It was so boring i fell asleep twice (drunk of course)

 

 

But I'd probably take one or two home if I didn't know better, maybe even if I did.

Is this real life? I wish I could tell who is who now. I'm so confused.

 

 

I'm super agitated today and I can't figure out why. Everything everyone says annoys the outta me. Argh!!

Edited December 11, 2017 by Borkman

[ubkev]

Is this real life? I wish I could tell who is who now. I'm so confused.

Pretty sure that's Woody and he's in Thailand. Thailand is the ladyboy capital of the world.

[Wyldnwoody44]

Pretty sure that's Woody and he's in Thailand. Thailand is the ladyboy capital of the world.

Yeah thats me lol, I've been traveling like a maniac. Gonna hit up a ping pong show in Patong this eve. Very inexpensive and nice country this place is, I'm pleasantly surprised

[Samson's Flow]

Yeah thats me lol, I've been traveling like a maniac. Gonna hit up a ping pong show in Patong this eve. Very inexpensive and nice country this place is, I'm pleasantly surprised

Do I even want to ask what a "ping pong show" is?

[ubkev]

Do I even want to ask what a "ping pong show" is?

They generally require equipment not possessed by ladyboys.

[Wyldnwoody44]

A ping pong show is in a go go bar, where you see a woman do unspeakable things with her reproductive area, it involves ping pong balls, bananas, razors, etc... A must do in Thailand

[Taro T]

A ping pong show is in a go go bar, where you see a woman do unspeakable things with her reproductive area, it involves ping pong balls, bananas, razors, etc... A must do in Thailand

Sheesh. Figured you'd see enough of that sort of stuff in your day job. Guess it's true that some folks just can't take a regular vacation but rather have to go for the work-cation. :lol:

[Wyldnwoody44]

Sheesh. Figured you'd see enough of that sort of stuff in your day job. Guess it's true that some folks just can't take a regular vacation but rather have to go for the work-cation. :lol:

My job would be much much better if this stuff happened on a daily haha

[biodork]

A ping pong show is in a go go bar, where you see a woman do unspeakable things with her reproductive area, it involves ping pong balls, bananas, razors, etc... A must do in Thailand

Huh... and here I thought that was just something they made up for the South Park movie.  The more you know.^TM

[That Aud Smell]

A ping pong show is in a go go bar, where you see a woman do unspeakable things with her reproductive area, it involves ping pong balls, bananas, razors, etc... A must do in Thailand

 

Edited December 14, 2017 by That Aud Smell

[MattPie]

Huh... and here I thought that was just something they made up for the South Park movie.  The more you know.^TM

 

Nope, totally real from I hear. I did not take in a show when I was there.

[Sabres Fan in NS]

Nope, totally real from I hear. I did not take in a show when I was there.

 

Ummmmm ... were you not there on your honeymoon?  So, no big surprise there.

 

Thailand, from what I hear, is a lovely, but messed up place.

[MattPie]

Ummmmm ... were you not there on your honeymoon?  So, no big surprise there.

 

Thailand, from what I hear, is a lovely, but messed up place.

 

It is a great place. The odd thing is the country on the whole is kinda conservative. Some of the tourist sites require things like having your legs covered to the knees and not showing your shoulders. I'd go back in a heartbeat. Everyone was friendly and the food is incredible.

[WildCard]

It is a great place. The odd thing is the country on the whole is kinda conservative. Some of the tourist sites require things like having your legs covered to the knees and not showing your shoulders. I'd go back in a heartbeat. Everyone was friendly and the food is incredible.

Couple studies have shown that's why Japana's gameshows and porn are so freaking weird; they're so conservative and by-the-book or whatever all day everyday that for their entertainment they want to get as far away from that as possible

[Wyldnwoody44]

Seriously, I have traveled a lot, and I think Thailand may have been the most pleasant vacation I have taken, a single man's paradise, great food, inexpensive, very kind people and an overall feeling of inner peace all around. Just intermingling with US citizens in the airport already makes me dread going back, there a reason the rest of the world hates us.... We deserve it.

[WildCard]

Anyone else think chipping in for a present for your boss is absolutely insane? The guy makes 3X what we all do, why the hell would I buy him anything?

[Drunkard]

Anyone else think chipping in for a present for your boss is absolutely insane? The guy makes 3X what we all do, why the hell would I buy him anything?

 

We do secret santa and the bosses participate but there's a $20 spending limit, so I don't mind. Otherwise I'd cling to my born again Pagan heritage and tell them I refuse to participate until they bring in a festivus pole and we can start the airing of grievances.

[darksabre]

Anyone else think chipping in for a present for your boss is absolutely insane? The guy makes 3X what we all do, why the hell would I buy him anything?

We got one of the bosses a nice fleece hoodie with the company logo on it last year, but that's about it.

 

My dad always felt bad when employees would give him gifts. He considered it an abuse of power. Same reason why he wouldn't bring fund-raiser stuff in to the office when I was a kid. He didn't want employees to feel pressured.

 

Our company tried to do an ugly sweater party today. No thanks. I'm not spending my hard earned money on that kinda garbage.

[WildCard]

We got one of the bosses a nice fleece hoodie with the company logo on it last year, but that's about it.

 

My dad always felt bad when employees would give him gifts. He considered it an abuse of power. Same reason why he wouldn't bring fund-raiser stuff in to the office when I was a kid. He didn't want employees to feel pressured.

 

Our company tried to do an ugly sweater party today. No thanks. I'm not spending my hard earned money on that kinda garbage.

Your dad's a smart man. It feels just like that. Plus I don't get a Christmas bonus, but I'm essentially supposed to foot the bill for my manager's bonus? 

 

Anytime my work tries to get me to pool in for anything that's not an actual charity, it's infuriating. I'm the ###### cause I don't wanna give you $10 for a ###### ton of pretzels the team snacks on. ###### you Sharon, pretzels are terrible for you

Edited December 15, 2017 by Jokertecken

[darksabre]

Your dad's a smart man. It feels just like that. Plus I don't get a Christmas bonus, but I'm essentially supposed to foot the bill for my manager's bonus? 

 

Anytime my work tries to get me to pool in for anything that's not an actual charity, it's infuriating. I'm the ###### cause I don't wanna give you $10 for a ###### ton of pretzels the team snacks on. ###### you Sharon, pretzels are terrible for you

They're letting everyone who wore an ugly sweater leave at lunch time today if they want. I normally have no complaints about my company but that is laughable. Spend $40 on an ugly sweater to buy yourself out of work for the afternoon  :rolleyes:

[Drunkard]

They're letting everyone who wore an ugly sweater leave at lunch time today if they want. I normally have no complaints about my company but that is laughable. Spend $40 on an ugly sweater to buy yourself out of work for the afternoon  :rolleyes:

 

Next year just make one. Take an old beat up sweater and smear it with an xmas bukkake of holiday cheer. Tinsel, glitter, felt, silver and gold foil, or whatever art supplies Josie has laying around that she doesn't need. Won't cost much as it should be ugly enough to win the contest (if there is a contest element to it), unless Josie has somehow transferred artistic talent to you by osmosis or something.

Edited December 15, 2017 by Alkoholist

[darksabre]

Next year just make one. Take an old beat up sweater and smear it with an xmas bukkake of holiday cheer. Tinsel, glitter, felt, silver and gold foil, or whatever art supplies Josie has laying around that she doesn't need. Won't cost much as it should be ugly enough to win the contest, unless Josie has somehow transferred artistic talent to you by osmosis or something.

 

I refuse to humor the office girl who comes up with this sh*t. She can go back to Paychex if she wants to waste my time with stupid corporate BS. I'm here to work. 

[WildCard]

I refuse to humor the office girl who comes up with this sh*t. She can go back to Paychex if she wants to waste my time with stupid corporate BS. I'm here to work. 

Don't send her back here