The even randomer thread

[ubkev]

2 minutes ago, inkman said:

My boss microwaved fish at work today.  

Death penalty.

[Wyldnwoody44]

54 minutes ago, inkman said:

I peed in the shower for the first time at age 50

The real question is... 

Who else was in the shower with you 

[inkman]

8 minutes ago, Wyldnwoody44 said:

The real question is... 

Who else was in the shower with you 

[Doohicksie]

5 hours ago, inkman said:

I peed in the shower for the first time at age 50

You haven't lived until you poop in the shower.

 

 

 

 

or so I've been told.

[Doohicksie]

or so I've been told!

[French Collection]

1 hour ago, Doohickie said:

or so I've been told!

I wasn’t thinking that you were the culprit, just the thought of this was disturbing.

[Ogre]

On 6/15/2022 at 7:41 PM, inkman said:

I peed in the shower for the first time at age 50

It’s all pipes.

[inkman]

11 minutes ago, Ogre said:

It’s all pipes.

Not all pipes are built the same 😜

[Ogre]

16 minutes ago, inkman said:

Not all pipes are built the same 😜

Out in the country one is not bound by those constraints. We have to haul our water sometimes but damn it, we pee wherever we want to.

[Sabres Fan in NS]

On 6/15/2022 at 9:00 PM, inkman said:

My boss microwaved fish at work today.  

Did yous tar and feather the bastage ??

[inkman]

6 minutes ago, Sabres Fan in NS said:

Did yous tar and feather the bastage ??

I just gossiped around the workplace that he was a work fish nuker, like the catty bitch that I am. 

[stinky finger]

On 6/17/2022 at 11:19 AM, Sabres Fan in NS said:

Did yous tar and feather the bastage ??

 

No - I believe he was pankoed and lemoned

[Doohicksie]

I don’t want to brag or anything but I can still fit into the same size socks that I wore in high school.

[North Buffalo]

I pee outdoors whenever given the chance... but Im not a bear so I dont poop in the woods

[Sabres Fan in NS]

1 hour ago, Doohickie said:

I don’t want to brag or anything but I can still fit into the same size socks that I wore in high school.

👀

1 hour ago, North Buffalo said:

I pee outdoors whenever given the chance... but Im not a bear so I dont poop in the woods

The world is my toilet.

You really need to start pooping in the woods.

[Stoner]

1 hour ago, Sabres Fan in NS said:

👀

The world is my toilet.

You really need to start pooping in the woods.

I always find the color of my stool in natural light to be quite intriguing... and alluring even.

[Weave]

2 hours ago, PASabreFan said:

I always find the color of my stool in natural light to be quite intriguing... and alluring even.

[Eleven]

Omigosh are we still talking about Inky's pee life?

[Ogre]

2 hours ago, PASabreFan said:

I always find the color of my stool in natural light to be quite intriguing... and alluring even.

The sheen perhaps? An artisan at work? Those that perform commercially haven’t had the experience.

But in long standing human tradition, you bury it along with its glory, always certain that there will be another.

[Eleven]

5 minutes ago, Ogre said:

always certain that there will be another.

Don't be so certain.  Every crap could be your last.  Just ask Lincoln or Kennedy.

[Taro T]

19 minutes ago, Eleven said:

Don't be so certain.  Every crap could be your last.  Just ask Lincoln or Kennedy.

Or my client who had been in his 20's or my draftperson's mom.  Just a horrible day for news today.

[MattPie]

1 hour ago, Eleven said:

Don't be so certain.  Every crap could be your last.  Just ask Lincoln or Kennedy.

Or Elvis.

[Taro T]

2 minutes ago, MattPie said:

Or Elvis.

How's anybody supposed to realistically do that?  You'll never find the Quickie Mart he's working at without a ton of luck.

[Doohicksie]

Some kind thoughts/prayers for my wife would be welcome; she's getting her knee replaced today.

[Taro T]

1 hour ago, Doohickie said:

Some kind thoughts/prayers for my wife would be welcome; she's getting her knee replaced today.

You & she've got them.

Best of luck w/ it.