The even randomer thread

[Weave]

I'm going with Bottlerocket.

 

Either that, or JoBoBitch.

Awesome. Noon drinking.

[SwampD]

Awesome. Noon drinking.

No drinking. I'm sick. How did that end up here?

[spndnchz]

Awesome. Noon drinking.

 

Well it is Whiskie day.

[Drunkard]

:lol:  :lol:

 

You're not supposed to pull out a tick though?

 

You can, but you gotta make sure to get the head, otherwise it can keep burrowing like a zombie on autopilot.

[biodork]

We were always told their head can detach and get into your bloodstream. You're supposed to get them to crawl out on their own. Heat from a match near them is supposed to get them to move. That's probably not how they teach people to do it anymore, though.

 

Well, that's terrifying. Same story for pets? I just pull them out, but now that I think about it I think you're supposed to pour something on it to get it to retract

I'd always heard if you put something on the body they can't breathe and will come out on their own (although that sounds stupid typing out), so we always used something like Neosporin to cover the tick body and wait it out.  Little buggers are stubborn if you tug on them.

[Winston]

I guess Cam Newton is making male rompers a thing.

 

FTR, no one wants to see me in a male romper.

 

Edited May 20, 2017 by EichSnipe

[SwampD]

This is the second time in my life I have heard what a romper is. The first time was this morning.

 

Ftr, nobody wants to see anyone in a male romper.

[Sabres Fan in NS]

What in hell!!

[WildCard]

Nobody wants a romper period. I've never even seen a girl able to pull it off

[ubkev]

Nobody wants a romper period. I've never even seen a girl able to pull it off

This is the right answer. They are a truly awful piece of "fashion"

[Eleven]

This is the second time in my life I have heard what a romper is. The first time was this morning.

 

Ftr, nobody wants to see anyone in a male romper.

 

I mean, they're fine if the male in question is like three years old.

[darksabre]

I would rock the romper. I have great legs.

[JJFIVEOH]

This is the right answer. They are a truly awful piece of "fashion"

Have you seen 'fashion' over the last 5-10 years? This is just about right on schedule, lol.

[Weave]

Nobody wants a romper period. I've never even seen a girl able to pull it off

 

You need to hang with more flexible girls.

[qwksndmonster]

You need to hang with more flexible girls.

Or at least like, girls that can undo a button.

[josie]

Nobody wants a romper period. I've never even seen a girl able to pull it off

I had one. I daresay I actually looked cute in it (I was younger and more attractive in college). Wore it maybe twice. See, rompers make more sense for dudes, since if you have to take a leak, you have a handy dandy nozzle you can sneak out through the fly (if there is one). No, as a lady, we have to take the whole damn mess off and balance it around our ankles so it doesn't touch a p!ss flooded portajohn floor. 

 

Not worth it. As someone who still wears full carhartt coveralls a lot... meh.

 

Page me when men's shorts get a bit shorter (but not like 1970s hot shorts porn star short) again, then I'll be interested. 

[Sabres Fan in NS]

I highly recommend just pissing in the woods.

[Wyldnwoody44]

Cam newton has some skinny lower legs

[JJFIVEOH]

I wonder if they come in rainbow pattern.

[spndnchz]

This is the second time in my life I have heard what a romper is. The first time was this morning.

 

Ftr, nobody wants to see anyone in a male romper.

 

[spndnchz]

:lol:  :lol:

 

You're not supposed to pull out a tick though?

 

You need a "tick twister" google it.

[shrader]

I don't know where to post it, but I saw this thread before the Bills one, so here it is.  This guy in my office looks just like Doug Whaley.  I always want to mention it to him, but he'd have absolutely no clue who I'm talking about.  And before you ask, he was here before the Bills fired him.

[That Aud Smell]

Nobody wants a romper period. I've never even seen a girl able to pull it off

 

Some nice replies to this.

 

And I was gonna add: My 12 (soon 13) year old girl loves her some rompers, and, I will also say, looks darling in them.

 

But this business of the RompHim?

 

Hell naw.

[SabresFanInRochester]

I don't know where to post it, but I saw this thread before the Bills one, so here it is.  This guy in my office looks just like Doug Whaley.  I always want to mention it to him, but he'd have absolutely no clue who I'm talking about.  And before you ask, he was here before the Bills fired him.

Post it on Twitter... #Imaracist #theyalllookalike

[MattPie]

Romper: amazing what a few hours on a sewing machine, a few more with some guys and a camera, and the internet can do. I have a really hard time believing that those photos are any different than this:

 

And if people want to wear them? Good for them, wear what makes you happy and f' the haters.