The even randomer thread

[Sabel79]

3 minutes ago, Eleven said:

What if the child already is a witch?

That child is made of wood and must be burned.

[Stoner]

Newborn Eleven was so ugly, the doctor slapped his tailor.

[Weave]

35 minutes ago, PASabreFan said:

Newborn Eleven was so ugly, the doctor slapped his tailor.

 

And Filipino guy never knew why.

[shrader]

I’m at a place that is currently playing better days by the goo goo dolls. It makes me miss good Sabres hockey

[Sabres Fan in NS]

What the heck is a bugle in the context above?

Was I deprived yet another right of youth?

[inkman]

3 hours ago, shrader said:

I’m at a place that is currently playing better days by the goo goo dolls. It makes me miss good Sabres hockey

Still think Long Way Down should be the Sabres goal song

[Wyldnwoody44]

16 minutes ago, inkman said:

Still think Long Way Down should be the Sabres goal song

It should be 2 days in February..... Because those 2 days are the only ones they've showed up for since the song came out 

[josie]

11 hours ago, Sabel79 said:

 

 

I can confirm that Eleven is the weird one here.  Every singe child in the history of ever has done bugle witch-fingers.

I never ate Bugles.

 

But Turk did. 

 

[SwampD]

Stainless steel straws are AWEsoooome!

...Do it.

[shrader]

I think I may have just narrowly escaped a nice workplace injury.  I was at the bottom floor of the stairwell reaching for the door when it suddenly flew open and some jackass came running through (I think he was a courier).  If I had been about one step further I'm guessing that door probably breaks my arm/wrist/hand.  I wonder what the company would do about that since technically they didn't do anything wrong.

Edited September 26, 2018 by shrader

[Drunkard]

On ‎9‎/‎22‎/‎2018 at 3:17 PM, Doohickie said:

I'm the opposite.  If you call me and I don't recognize your number, I likely won't answer (too much spam).  But if you have a legitimate purpose for calling me, leave a message and I'll get back with you.

Same here. I get way too much spam and solicitations for donations so if the number that calls me isn't in my contacts list, I don't answer it. If they actually leave a voicemail, I'll listen to see if it's relevant and call back if it warrants. If they don't leave a voicemail I don't call back.

[sabills]

If anyone is looking for a job in programming my company is going to be on a hiring blitz in the next year or so here. I think they use C# for the most part.

[shrader]

Last night I noticed there was a praying mantis hanging out on the frame of my front door.  This morning when I left, it was still there.  But this time I realized it was standing directly over an egg sac of some sort.  I know they're great for killing so many pests around the house, but I think I'm going to have to destroy this one.  With that location, there's not going to be any way to keep them out of the house.

Also, after seeing the eggs, it immediately made me think of that mantis' poor mate.  I don't want her giving my wife any ideas.

[nfreeman]

On 9/23/2018 at 10:18 AM, N S said:

What the heck is a bugle in the context above?

Was I deprived yet another right of youth?

It's a (IMHO) pretty lousy snack -- kinda like a frito in a cone shape, but not as tasty as fritos. 

[bob_sauve28]

Scott Wilson gained 15 pounds and wants to make it sound like a good thing? He's less tired now?? Hmmmm....I just wonder if he ate too much and is just passing it off as a good thing when its not. 

 

I lost 15 pounds this summer and its great, can't imagine gaining it back. 

[Doohicksie]

If he put on 15 lb. of muscle, that's a good thing.

15 lb. of fat.... not so much.

 

[Sabel79]

There is a couple getting married right outside the door to my office in the rain at this exact moment.  I'm watching the proceedings on the security camera.  I have so many questions. 

[Sabres Fan in NS]

7 minutes ago, Sabel79 said:

There is a couple getting married right outside the door to my office in the rain at this exact moment.  I'm watching the proceedings on the security camera.  I have so many questions. 

Me too.  Are you not supposed to be at work and not watching wedding proceedings?

[Sabel79]

8 minutes ago, N S said:

Me too.  Are you not supposed to be at work and not watching wedding proceedings?

The only reason I became aware of said proceedings was that I went to leave the office but looked up and the screen and realized I'd have nailed the bride with the door had I opened it.  And it's a windowless, bulletproof steel slab.  I decided to hold off.  

[Randall Flagg]

I just realized there's a The Hockey News' Yearbook edition with Jack on the cover, so I have no idea why the one they sent me has Larkin and Kane.

[josie]

Hm 

 

I thought it was Eddy of Iron Maiden fame at first  

 

[shrader]

1 hour ago, josie said:

Hm 

 

I thought it was Eddy of Iron Maiden fame at first  

 

 

Someone had been using him recently.  I forget who it was.  Maybe Rinne?

[josie]

38 minutes ago, shrader said:

 

Someone had been using him recently.  I forget who it was.  Maybe Rinne?

Coooool

 

looks like Chris Mason had some in the past: https://sports.gunaxin.com/iron-maiden-hockey-masks/151352

[LTS]

3 hours ago, Randall Flagg said:

I just realized there's a The Hockey News' Yearbook edition with Jack on the cover, so I have no idea why the one they sent me has Larkin and Kane.

Because you are in Oklahoma and they have regional covers printed.

[Randall Flagg]

4 minutes ago, LTS said:

Because you are in Oklahoma and they have regional covers printed.

It actually gets sent to my house in WNY first, I didn't change that when I moved because my sister likes to read them. Then they send the issues to me when she's done.