The even randomer thread

[Sabres Fan in NS]

I'll put this here for now and watch for further developments.

We have Tropical Depression 'Eleven' taking shape in the far Eastern Caribbean.  Maybe it will turn into something like other famous Elevens, but maybe not.

[Wyldnwoody44]

Life is good ?

[LTS]

Awesome.

[Sabres Fan in NS]

13 hours ago, Wyldnwoody44 said:

Hahaha, I have worked very hard in life to get to the point where I am. I want to experience the world, I work to live, not live to work, I've never wanted kids and commitment scares the living crap out me. I get many akward responses to my globetrotting, this one was hilarious ?

 

Come to the SS meetup!!! 

Words to live by, right there.

We did, but at the moment we can't.  So, do everything that you want to now.

[Sabres Fan in NS]

And another thing related to the above ...

I am so glad that we were fortunate to be able and did spend a lot of time in Croatia, perticularily Dubrovnik, before it was overrun.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/entertainment/game-of-thrones-tourism-1.4832882

The above is sad, really.

[shrader]

I’m waiting for the follow up story in the national news about an American impaled by an elephant tusk. 

[Sabres Fan in NS]

4 minutes ago, shrader said:

I’m waiting for the follow up story in the national news about an American impaled by an elephant tusk. 

Never mind that.

What I want to know is what the heck does Woody have in his right side pocket?

[Wyldnwoody44]

1 minute ago, N S said:

Never mind that.

What I want to know is what the heck does Woody have in his right side pocket?

Well I'm in Bali..... So it's clearly a stash of condoms...... ???

9 minutes ago, shrader said:

I’m waiting for the follow up story in the national news about an American impaled by an elephant tusk. 

Or will my tusk be the one Impaling something.... ??????

[Doohicksie]

On 9/21/2018 at 9:56 AM, inkman said:

I want to fight every person who leaves me a voicemail. Its 2018 folks. I know you called. I got a little red 1 on my phone app, telling me who called and when. If you leave a voicemail to tell me you called, you are an idiot. 

I'm the opposite.  If you call me and I don't recognize your number, I likely won't answer (too much spam).  But if you have a legitimate purpose for calling me, leave a message and I'll get back with you.

[Stoner]

On 9/21/2018 at 2:07 PM, Randall Flagg said:

Idk if I'm a millennial but I only use email to talk to old people for sure.

Hey now. Says the one who never responds to pigeons.

[Randall Flagg]

2 minutes ago, PASabreFan said:

Hey now. Says the one who never responds to pigeons.

I mean, I'm perfectly happy using email. I don't have a cell phone so I can't call or text. But if I try to email students of mine, or other grad students, there's no goddamn way I'm getting an answer from them, so I don't bother anymore. Adults are the only people to ever respond to them

[SwampD]

1 minute ago, Randall Flagg said:

I mean, I'm perfectly happy using email. I don't have a cell phone so I can't call or text. But if I try to email students of mine, or other grad students, there's no goddamn way I'm getting an answer from them, so I don't bother anymore. Adults are the only people to ever respond to them

Wait,… Wut!?

[Randall Flagg]

6 minutes ago, SwampD said:

Wait,… Wut!?

Well, technically my parents forced me to take their flip phone with me to OK, but not only does it not have texting, I haven't put minutes on it since like February, it's just been sitting dead in the closet

[Sabres Fan in NS]

43 minutes ago, Randall Flagg said:

I mean, I'm perfectly happy using email. I don't have a cell phone so I can't call or text. But if I try to email students of mine, or other grad students, there's no goddamn way I'm getting an answer from them, so I don't bother anymore. Adults are the only people to ever respond to them

This, actually, helps restore my hope for the future.

[inkman]

9 hours ago, N S said:

Words to live by, right there.

We did, but at the moment we can't.  So, do everything that you want to now.

Except if I work to live I'll be sucking dick quite a few hours a week to meet my goals.

[Eleven]

Someday, some of you might find yourselves on a roadtrip.  You might, for a moment, stop at a gas station or something to take care of nature, gas up the car, and get snacks.

At that point in your life, a choice might confront you:  Do you buy the Hot Buffalo flavored Bugles, or do you not?

Some choices in life are difficult.  Some are not.  

This is not.  DO NOT BUY THAT, and if you accidentally do buy it (like inkman's kid threw it in your cart or something), DO NOT EAT.

They are just as bad for you as normal Bugles, and actually more disgusting (I didn't know it was possible).

I am home now, after nine days of planes, trains, and automobiles.  (It was the car trip that prompted the Bugle purchase because where the F else besides roadside convenience stores in like Warsaw (NY) or Canandaigua or whyever does that sh*t even exist?)

But finally, I am home.  omigosh I hate traveling across this state.  (No offense to any of you because I didn't call you to meet up, please; I didn't have time.)

EDIT:  I actually am in bed at 7:44 on a Saturday.  Nine days of Syracuse-Buffalo-NYC-Albany-Syracuse-Buffalo-Canadaigua-Buffalo, with only 7 hours max at home on the Buffalo stops will do that.  Goodnight all.

EDIT 2:  This post is sponsored by Bugles.

Edited September 22, 2018 by Eleven

[Doohicksie]

1 hour ago, Eleven said:

EDIT 2:  This post is sponsored by Bugles.

?

[Eleven]

1 hour ago, Doohickie said:

?

Have a Bugle!

[Wyldnwoody44]

All I remember is putting bugles on my fingers as a kid and acting like a witch, cmon, we all did it. 

[Eleven]

32 minutes ago, Wyldnwoody44 said:

All I remember is putting bugles on my fingers as a kid and acting like a witch, cmon, we all did it. 

No, that's a little weird.

[SwampD]

Just now, Eleven said:

No, that's a little weird.

No, you're weird.

[Wyldnwoody44]

I am under the belief that Eleven came out of the womb with a 3 piece suit on, and wasn't allowed to laugh until the age of 23 ??

[Eleven]

5 hours ago, Wyldnwoody44 said:

I am under the belief that Eleven came out of the womb with a 3 piece suit on, and wasn't allowed to laugh until the age of 23 ??

Sportcoat and slacks, geez.  And there was a dress code.

 

Edited September 23, 2018 by Eleven

[Sabel79]

8 hours ago, Wyldnwoody44 said:

All I remember is putting bugles on my fingers as a kid and acting like a witch, cmon, we all did it. 

 

8 hours ago, Eleven said:

No, that's a little weird.

 

8 hours ago, SwampD said:

No, you're weird.

I can confirm that Eleven is the weird one here.  Every singe child in the history of ever has done bugle witch-fingers.

[Eleven]

16 minutes ago, Sabel79 said:

 

 

I can confirm that Eleven is the weird one here.  Every singe child in the history of ever has done bugle witch-fingers.

What if the child already is a witch?