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At about 8pm, I had the first cup of coffee I've had since July 2008.

 

It's now almost 3am.

Huh, I just woke up after sleeping for 9.5 hours.

 

Trouble with that is, I'm 100% positive that I have strep throat. Hey Woody, can you write me an Rx from Croatia? I don't want to move.

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I haven't slept that long in years. Thats closer to 2 nights sleep for me. Don't you have kids? How's this possible?

My kid is 13. He sleeps longer than I do. My sleeping teaches the child self reliance. ;) Plus he has a mother. She's helpful

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This phenomenon is barely existent in my house

I mean, I'd survive alright without her. But I'm pretty sure it'd be in a cave man sort of way. Sure, I vacuum and I'll throw in laundry, and I cook. But she's the reason the place is decorated and it smells nice and the counters and stove don't have crumbs and food splatter all over them. And she gives out affection. From what I hear, children need that from time to time.

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Huh, I just woke up after sleeping for 9.5 hours.

 

Trouble with that is, I'm 100% positive that I have strep throat. Hey Woody, can you write me an Rx from Croatia? I don't want to move.

 

Stop the bus!!

 

Woody is travelling more often than not ... AND THIS TIME IT'S CROATIA ... I love Croatia.  Some Croatians ... not so much.

 

Oh yeah, feel better soon and all that jazz.

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Stop the bus!!

 

Woody is travelling more often than not ... AND THIS TIME IT'S CROATIA ... I love Croatia. Some Croatians ... not so much.

 

Oh yeah, feel better soon and all that jazz.

Welllllllll, it was just Italy, but then it became San Marino and then just looked at a map and realized Slovenia and Croatia were only a few hours from Venice, so F it, it's been amazing..

 

As for the Rx, you really think you need one Kev?

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Welllllllll, it was just Italy, but then it became San Marino and then just looked at a map and realized Slovenia and Croatia were only a few hours from Venice, so F it, it's been amazing..

 

As for the Rx, you really think you need one Kev?

Got my Z pack. In and out in 5 min....no, wait, it was an hour and a half. I'll be all better in 5 days.

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OK good, I would have called ya one in, even from across the globe :)

You're a good man. I wouldn't really ask that of you though.

Posted

Eggplant may be the most disgusting thing on the planet that people actually call food.

 

Unless it is turned into baba ghanoush, you are absolutely right.

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Eggplant parm is one of the worst atrocities ever committed by humankind.

  

I may disagree with your totally wrong opinion, but I will fight to the death to preserve your right to be so totally wrong about things.

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I came home from the bar once when I was about 19. I was trashed. There was leftover eggplant parm in the fridge from my parents night out at a restaurant. I shamelessly devoured it. It was delicious. I have never eaten it since. Eggplant is freaking gross.

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Why on earth would someone substitute eggplant into a dish that is obviously superior with chicken or veal?

They're looking to get their friends to stop griping when they never host the monthly dinner party? :unsure:

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Concerning Eggplant ...

 

All you guys that hate it are just plain ...

 

WRONG!!

 

You guys just don't know how to prepare and eat it ... go to Greece, my friends, they will show you.

 

I'm sure Woody will be posting from Greece any day now.

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