The even randomer thread

[Neo]

26 minutes ago, Eleven said:

I can't include the Islanders in a "best ever" debate between the 70s Habs and 80s Oilers.  I just can't.

Emotional aversion (no doubt about it) or intellectual aversion (certainly defendable)?

[Eleven]

30 minutes ago, Neo said:

Emotional aversion (no doubt about it) or intellectual aversion (certainly defendable)?

Both.  But there's no way that team belongs in a conversation with the 70s Habs.

[shrader]

1 hour ago, Eleven said:

I can't include the Islanders in a "best ever" debate between the 70s Habs and 80s Oilers.  I just can't.

But isn't that right where they belong, in between??

This is where I miss the old ninja emoji we used to have.

[Stoner]

There is no more objectionable smell than damp cardboard. I would rather drive 100 miles on a bed of roadkill than whiff one moist box.

[WildCard]

1 minute ago, PASabreFan said:

There is no more objectionable smell than damp cardboard. I would rather drive 100 miles on a bed of roadkill than whiff one moist box.

Found out that piss with asparagus in it really does smell, so there's that

[Randall Flagg]

14 minutes ago, WildCard said:

Found out that piss with asparagus in it really does smell, so there's that

I freaked out the first time this ever happened to me, I wasn't aware of the effect. 

This occurrence was maybe two years ago

[shrader]

16 minutes ago, PASabreFan said:

There is no more objectionable smell than damp cardboard. I would rather drive 100 miles on a bed of roadkill than whiff one moist box.

Did you choose those last two words intentionally?

[jsb]

33 minutes ago, PASabreFan said:

There is no more objectionable smell than damp cardboard. I would rather drive 100 miles on a bed of roadkill than whiff one moist box.

 

16 minutes ago, shrader said:

Did you choose those last two words intentionally?

See I was wondering if the taste police had noticed or not?? The Obnoxious Man must be asleep at the keyboard today. ???

[WildCard]

25 minutes ago, Randall Flagg said:

I freaked out the first time this ever happened to me, I wasn't aware of the effect. 

This occurrence was maybe two years ago

Honestly always thought it was a myth or at the very least an exaggeration 

[Neo]

1 hour ago, shrader said:

Did you choose those last two words intentionally?

In light of PA’s well established cunning linguistic skills, I believe the answer is self evident.

Edited August 15, 2019 by Neo

[Taro T]

On 08/15/2019 at 2:42 PM, PASabreFan said:

There is no more objectionable smell than damp cardboard. I would rather drive 100 miles on a bed of roadkill than whiff one moist box.

Paging Mr. Inkman.  Inky to the white courtesy phone.

[Stoner]

You people are disturbed.

[Eleven]

I NEED SOME HOCKEY

[Stoner]

9 minutes ago, Eleven said:

I NEED SOME HOCKEY

Shades of blue and 2020 draft talk not doing it for you?

[Stoner]

I've started calling the vitamin/mineral aisle the Pre-Dementia Simulator Space (PDSS). One day that's how I'll look at cereal, then my underwear, then close relatives.

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I can't prove it, but once in a while NPR science dweeb Ira Flatow pronounces his name Ira Plato just to mess with people.

[Eleven]

11 hours ago, PASabreFan said:

I've started calling the vitamin/mineral aisle the Pre-Dementia Simulator Space (PDSS). One day that's how I'll look at cereal, then my underwear, then close relatives.

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I can't prove it, but once in a while NPR science dweeb Ira Flatow pronounces his name Ira Plato just to mess with people.

I NEED HOCKEY.  I'm reading about people piloting the Millennium Falcon, FFS. The people in the food thread probably are talking about organic peanut butter brands. 

HOCKEY.  NOW.

[shrader]

10 hours ago, Eleven said:

I NEED HOCKEY.  I'm reading about people piloting the Millennium Falcon, FFS. The people in the food thread probably are talking about organic peanut butter brands. 

HOCKEY.  NOW.

I thought it was avocado toast.  Isn't that the only food youngsters care about these days?

[josie]

34 minutes ago, shrader said:

I thought it was avocado toast.  Isn't that the only food youngsters care about these days?

I turn 30 next month and have never had avocado toast in my life, nor do I get a drink from Starbucks everyday. Thus, according to the times, I may one day afford a house. 

-- -- -- 

August doldrums. 

I painted traditionally for the first time in over four years this weekend. It was... overdue. I was thrilled with how easily it came back to me. Dark and I holed up in the garage, tunes blasting Saturday night and both painted and it was the happiest I've felt in a while. 

 

I plan to be very selfish about it. I've spread myself far too thin over the years here, and I will not turn one of my rare joys into yet another side hustle. Acrylic painting is for me and me only haha 

[Stoner]

Dark is not aging well.

[josie]

7 minutes ago, PASabreFan said:

Dark is not aging well.

As my friend said today... that's america's butt 

[darksabre]

Excuse me, that's the butt of a man who is modestly in shape!

[Stoner]

Not 'merica's though.

[josie]

4 minutes ago, darksabre said:

Excuse me, that's the butt of a man who is modestly in shape!

He meant it as a compliment I believe ❤️ 

[Sabres Fan in NS]

2 hours ago, darksabre said:

Excuse me, that's the butt of a man who is modestly in shape!

I do nearly zero exercise in any form and my wife says I still have the butt of an NBA star ... ?

[shrader]

Just now, New Scotland (NS) said:

I do nearly zero exercise in any form and my wife says I still have the butt of an NBA star ... ?

My wife regularly calls me an ass.