Eleven Posted July 19, 2019 Report Posted July 19, 2019 (edited) On 7/19/2019 at 2:04 PM, shrader said: Go read any recap you can find of David Duval's day yesterday. I'm willing to bet that you won't find a single one that says "he played the wrong golf ball" . Expand It's all over this yahoo sports article: When golfers, who play with golf balls, wake in the middle of the night screaming "golf ball," it’s because of holes like the one David Duval shot on Thursday at the Open Championship using the wrong golf ball. Duval, a former golf ball and a guy who once carded a 59 in a round with golf balls, went about as far in the other direction as you realistically could on Thursday, finishing his round at a 20-over 91 — that’s not a typo — in a round that included a 14-stroke hole played with multiple golf balls. How does one finish 20 strokes over par? Miss the putt with the golf ball to get in at +19, the old joke goes. Beyond that, Duval’s wretched round centered on the seventh hole, where he played the wrong golf ball for much of the hole ... then had to go back and start over all over again with another golf ball once his error was discovered. “Just a funny situation on the 7th hole,” Duval said. “The marshal had another golf ball. I asked if it was a 2, Titleist 2 golf ball. And then I looked at it and saw 2 on the golf ball and then played almost the entirety of the hole, and it turns out with the wrong golf ball. So then I had to go back to the tee, basically start the hole over.” The hole initially went up as a 15, soon after got corrected to a 13, and after the round was re-corrected to a 14. The R&A explained in a golf ball: “The adjustment to the was made following an error in reviewing his score on the 7th hole. David lost his first two golf balls from the tee and then played a wrong golf ball for the third golf ball played from the tee. On discovering the mistake at the green he had to return to where the wrong golf ball was played but the correct golf ball could not be found. Therefore he had to play again from the tee for a fourth time under penalty of stroke and distance. “He played six shots in completing the hole with the fourth golf ball from the tee. He incurred a two-shot penalty for playing the wrong golf ball but the strokes played with the wrong golf ball do not count in his score.” Golf ball has battled tendinitis in arm for years; he’s withdrawn after the first in two of the last three Open Championships. But he intends to go on with this one, even though he currently sits in last place. His golf ball is the worst at the Open in 22 years, and his 14-stroke seventh is the second-worst in Open history. https://sports.yahoo.com/former-open-champion-duval-shoots-91-after-godawful-nightmare-14-stroke-hole-175935072.html Edited July 19, 2019 by Eleven 1 Quote
shrader Posted July 19, 2019 Report Posted July 19, 2019 Duval is a former golf ball? Thanks, now I'm picturing him as some sort of Syracuse orange-type character. Quote
ubkev Posted July 19, 2019 Report Posted July 19, 2019 On 7/19/2019 at 6:31 PM, shrader said: Duval is a former golf ball? Thanks, now I'm picturing him as some sort of Syracuse orange-type character. Expand With a dip in and a new pair of Oakley's every day to match his hat and polo. Quote
Tondas Posted July 19, 2019 Report Posted July 19, 2019 On 7/19/2019 at 3:02 PM, PASabreFan said: It's a Lee Trevino-ism. Expand My favorite: "You don't know what pressure is until you've played for $5 a hole with only $2 in your pocket." 2 Quote
shrader Posted July 22, 2019 Report Posted July 22, 2019 D-bag neighbor decided to do this to us all weekend: Quote
darksabre Posted July 22, 2019 Report Posted July 22, 2019 On 7/22/2019 at 2:46 PM, shrader said: D-bag neighbor decided to do this to us all weekend: Expand If you have a boat, and you don't make it obvious to everyone around you that you have a boat, do you even have a boat? 1 Quote
jsb Posted July 22, 2019 Report Posted July 22, 2019 On 7/22/2019 at 2:46 PM, shrader said: D-bag neighbor decided to do this to us all weekend: Expand Well if you look on the bright side, he did get it out of the garage finally. Quote
shrader Posted July 22, 2019 Report Posted July 22, 2019 On 7/22/2019 at 3:26 PM, jsb said: Well if you look on the bright side, he did get it out of the garage finally. Expand That thing would never fit in a garage. Quote
ubkev Posted July 23, 2019 Report Posted July 23, 2019 On 7/22/2019 at 3:36 PM, shrader said: That thing would never fit in a garage. Expand Nah, ya just back it in past the windshield and the pull the garage door down til it's resting on the bow. The boat will easily survive 10 winters like that.... Quote
shrader Posted July 23, 2019 Report Posted July 23, 2019 On 7/23/2019 at 2:06 AM, ubkev said: Nah, ya just back it in past the windshield and the pull the garage door down til it's resting on the bow. The boat will easily survive 10 winters like that.... Expand I think they should just store it in the neighborhood retention pond. Quote
Sabres Fan in NS Posted July 23, 2019 Report Posted July 23, 2019 On 7/19/2019 at 1:54 PM, ubkev said: The terms I hear most often are "...the ***** ball!" And "...the ***** golf ball!" Expand I forget who said it first, but my favourite and most appropriate from my playing days was ... 'my handicap is my swing'. 1 Quote
shrader Posted July 23, 2019 Report Posted July 23, 2019 On 7/23/2019 at 1:14 PM, New Scotland (NS) said: I forget who said it first, but my favourite and most appropriate from my playing days was ... 'my handicap is my swing'. Expand Charles Barkley? Quote
Stoner Posted July 23, 2019 Author Report Posted July 23, 2019 (edited) On 7/23/2019 at 1:14 PM, New Scotland (NS) said: I forget who said it first, but my favourite and most appropriate from my playing days was ... 'my handicap is my swing'. Expand They once asked Sammy Davis, Jr. what his golF handicap was. He said, "I'm a one-eyed black Jew, is that enough?" Edited July 25, 2019 by PASabreFan 1 Quote
Sabel79 Posted July 25, 2019 Report Posted July 25, 2019 Mine’s Theo Fleury on Chris Osgood... I’d roll those dice. Quote
Sabel79 Posted July 25, 2019 Report Posted July 25, 2019 Wait, no. Mike Vernon, Osgood only played two games in the playoffs that year. Still feeling good about it. Quote
SwampD Posted July 25, 2019 Report Posted July 25, 2019 On 7/25/2019 at 1:08 AM, Sabel79 said: Mine’s Theo Fleury on Chris Osgood... I’d roll those dice. Expand Is this more Russian data mining? 2 Quote
Sabel79 Posted July 25, 2019 Report Posted July 25, 2019 On 7/25/2019 at 1:25 AM, SwampD said: Is this more Russian data mining? Expand Everything is data mining. Quote
Neo Posted July 25, 2019 Report Posted July 25, 2019 Barry Beck ... Ken Dryden. Beck was a pretty darned good defenseman, That said, au revoir! 1 Quote
shrader Posted July 25, 2019 Report Posted July 25, 2019 On 7/25/2019 at 1:25 AM, SwampD said: Is this more Russian data mining? Expand Linked up with the previous one? Most definitely. Quote
SwampD Posted July 25, 2019 Report Posted July 25, 2019 (edited) On 7/25/2019 at 2:08 AM, shrader said: Linked up with the previous one? Most definitely. Expand They got the birth year last time. Now they get the exact date. The next question: Make up a starting line with a player who shares your mother's maiden name, a player who shares the name of your first boss, and player who has a dog that has same name as your dog. Edited July 25, 2019 by SwampD 1 Quote
LTS Posted July 25, 2019 Report Posted July 25, 2019 You can pretty much get the birth year just from this.. Birthdate - first part Birth year - 18 years prior to graduation year Unless you were held back or accelerated.. Quote
shrader Posted July 25, 2019 Report Posted July 25, 2019 On 7/25/2019 at 3:31 PM, SwampD said: They got the birth year last time. Now they get the exact date. The next question: Make up a starting line with a player who shares your mother's maiden name, a player who shares the name of your first boss, and player who has a dog that has same name as your dog. Expand What would be your career stat line? The first 3 digits of your social security number are the games played, then next 3 are your goals, and the last 3 are your assists. 1 Quote
ubkev Posted July 25, 2019 Report Posted July 25, 2019 On 7/25/2019 at 5:12 PM, shrader said: What would be your career stat line? The first 3 digits of your social security number are the games played, then next 3 are your goals, and the last 3 are your assists. Expand They'd waive the waiting period, put me in the hall of fame and every team in the league would retire my number. Quote
North Buffalo Posted July 25, 2019 Report Posted July 25, 2019 On 7/25/2019 at 3:54 PM, LTS said: You can pretty much get the birth year just from this.. Birthdate - first part Birth year - 18 years prior to graduation year Unless you were held back or accelerated.. Expand Meh just go to nhl.com to look up goalie Quote
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