The even randomer thread

[Sabres Fan in NS]

  On 12/21/2017 at 3:25 AM, We've said:

I sorta figured PA was old enough that buying green bananas was high risk.

 

:w00t:

 

Outstanding!!

[Stoner]

  On 12/21/2017 at 2:17 PM, Sabersfläkt i NS said:

:w00t:

 

Outstanding!!

It was perty good.

[That Aud Smell]

  On 12/21/2017 at 3:16 AM, PAnnySabreFan said:

I've found it hard to find bananas that aren't green. I want to go home and eat a banana, not wait until next Tuesday.

  On 12/21/2017 at 3:25 AM, We've said:

I sorta figured PA was old enough that buying green bananas was high risk.

 

[WildCard]

Just had a co-worker message me '10q' for thank you. 

 

I have no idea how that works.

[Stoner]

  On 12/21/2017 at 2:39 PM, Jokertecken said:

Just had a co-worker message me '10q' for thank you. 

 

I have no idea how that works.

thx would have been just as fast. ty faster.

[MattPie]

  On 12/21/2017 at 2:39 PM, Jokertecken said:

Just had a co-worker message me '10q' for thank you. 

 

I have no idea how that works.

 

Seriously, that's harder to type than Thanks on a screen keyboard. Or "Tanks", as I kinda picked up the last couple years.

[WildCard]

  On 12/21/2017 at 2:46 PM, PAnnySabreFan said:

thx would have been just as fast. ty faster.

  On 12/21/2017 at 6:02 PM, MattiPaj said:

Seriously, that's harder to type than Thanks on a screen keyboard. Or "Tanks", as I kinda picked up the last couple years.

I mean the speed is one thing, and annoying in and of itself, but I honestly don't know how 10 and q makes thank you

Edited December 21, 2017 by Jokertecken

[That Aud Smell]

  On 12/21/2017 at 6:02 PM, Jokertecken said:

I mean the speed is one thing, and annoying in and of itself, but I honestly don't know how 10 and q makes thank you

 

I can hear what's intended there, when I say it out loud. Can you not? It's intended to evoke a bit of a goofy pronunciation and inflection of the phrase thank you.

 

Maybe expand it as follows: 10 Q Betty Betty Much.

[MattPie]

  On 12/21/2017 at 6:02 PM, Jokertecken said:

I mean the speed is one thing, and annoying in and of itself, but I honestly don't know how 10 and q makes thank you

 

I get it, although it's a pretty thick accent. If someone speaking English as a second language said, "ten-cue" to me, I'd understand what they said.

[WildCard]

  On 12/21/2017 at 6:07 PM, That Aud Smell said:

I can hear what's intended there, when I say it out loud. Can you not? It's intended to evoke a bit of a goofy pronunciation and inflection of the phrase thank you.

 

Maybe expand it as follows: 10 Q Betty Betty Much.

  On 12/21/2017 at 6:09 PM, MattiPaj said:

I get it, although it's a pretty thick accent. If someone speaking English as a second language said, "ten-cue" to me, I'd understand what they said.

Well he is foreign with a very thick accent so that might explain it

[Eleven]

We have only two more chromosomes than coffee.

[Ogre]

I think spndnchz must be a little Christmas elf reminding us of the Fantasticness of tomorrow being the start of a long Holiday weekend. Two in a row to be truthful....I’ve always loved the Friday and Monday Holidays!

[Wyldnwoody44]

  On 12/22/2017 at 3:39 AM, Eleven said:

We have only two more chromosomes than coffee.

Men and women? hmmmm

 

Is coffee transgender...

[Stoner]

  On 12/22/2017 at 3:39 AM, Eleven said:

We have only two more chromosomes than coffee.

Three more than decaf then?

[WildCard]

Finally saw Die Hard. Definitely a Christmas movie, and an A+ one too

[spndnchz]

#sarengeti

[Wyldnwoody44]

At midnight, there was a 28 year old overdose, a 41 year old heart attack, a combative 31 year old drunk, and a pregnant gal in 3rd trimester in a car accident with a drunk driver with both her and baby in critical condition..... The roads were closed, no helicopter flying, and ambulance took 4+ hours to the nearest trauma center.... Christmas has officially ended.

[inkman]

  On 12/26/2017 at 6:12 AM, Vile Vedartad Fyrtiofyra said:

At midnight, there was a 28 year old overdose, a 41 year old heart attack, a combative 31 year old drunk, and a pregnant gal in 3rd trimester in a car accident with a drunk driver with both her and baby in critical condition..... The roads were closed, no helicopter flying, and ambulance took 4+ hours to the nearest trauma center.... Christmas has officially ended.

Yikes!

[ubkev]

My car got backed into today. No dent, just a scuff. Don't know if it will buff or if it needs to be painted. The guilty party fled. My neighbor witnessed it, came over and got me and then told the other neighbor to call their friend(the one who hit my car) and tell em to get their ass back here and give this man(me) some insurance information.

 

They come back and we talk. I get the insurance info, they take pictures of my car while mumbling some sh!t under their breath about it buffing out, "better not file a claim" mumble, grumble, whatever. I get the info, look at my car. The "damage" is hardly anything....maybe I shouldn't do anyth....

 

No! you! My car didn't look like this this morning. Eat a dick! I'm calling your insurance company and I'm filing a claim and my car is going to go back to being how it was yesterday. You hit my car and fled the scene and only came back when I was going to call the cops. You up my day and now you can pay for it. Literally.

[Wyldnwoody44]

  On 12/26/2017 at 9:50 PM, ubkev said:

My car got backed into today. No dent, just a scuff. Don't know if it will buff or if it needs to be painted. The guilty party fled. My neighbor witnessed it, came over and got me and then told the other neighbor to call their friend(the one who hit my car) and tell em to get their ass back here and give this man(me) some insurance information.

 

They come back and we talk. I get the insurance info, they take pictures of my car while mumbling some sh!t under their breath about it buffing out, "better not file a claim" mumble, grumble, whatever. I get the info, look at my car. The "damage" is hardly anything....maybe I shouldn't do anyth....

 

No! ###### you! My car didn't look like this this morning. Eat a dick! I'm calling your insurance company and I'm filing a claim and my car is going to go back to being how it was yesterday. You hit my car and fled the scene and only came back when I was going to call the cops. You ###### up my day and now you can pay for it. Literally.

F'in people, good on ya!

[ubkev]

We call the county Denmark, yet the Danes spell it Danmark.

 

I mean, I know it doesn't take much to confuse me, but, come on. Wtf?

[Eleven]

  On 12/27/2017 at 2:25 AM, ubkev said:

We call the county Denmark, yet the Danes spell it Danmark.

 

I mean, I know it doesn't take much to confuse me, but, come on. Wtf?

 

Iceland / Island?

 

Spain / Espana?

 

Russia / Ross-i-ya?  (That would be the proper transliteration of the Cyrillic letters.)

 

I mean there are probably 50 examples of this, and that's before you get into things like Germany / Deutschland. 

[ubkev]

  On 12/27/2017 at 3:00 AM, Eleven said:

Iceland / Island?

 

Spain / Espana?

 

Russia / Ross-i-ya? (That would be the proper transliteration of the Cyrillic letters.)

 

I mean there are probably 50 examples of this, and that's before you get into things like Germany / Deutschland.

Like I said, it doesn't take much to confuse me.

[Sabel79]

  On 12/27/2017 at 3:03 AM, ubkev said:

Like I said, it doesn't take much to confuse me.

Just wait until you discover the thousands of languages we haven’t covered...

[ubkev]

  On 12/27/2017 at 3:33 AM, Sabel79 said:

Just wait until you discover the thousands of languages we haven’t covered...

No no, I'll stick with 1, thank you. Haven't quite perfected it yet.