Get out of my DM's! (the under 50 thread)

[sabills]

If you remember President Nixon mostly as a Futurama character, Apollo 13 (the Tom Hanks movie) and cheered for the Sabres in the Cup finals (their second go round, or maybe just that time we made the playoffs in 2010), this is your thread. Otherwise, get lost old man!

[IKnowPhysics]

Man, I'm so glad I'm not gonna die of natural causes next week.

[Hoss]

Man, I'm so glad I'm not gonna die of natural causes next week.

It's going to be hard to top this but at least we have time on our side.

[drnkirishone]

unloading a bladder full of urine after a full nights sleep? priceless

[ubkev]

I mowed the lawn while listening to my Sony Walkman (yeah, the tape player was eventually replaced by the CD player, which has been replaced by a second generation ipod, which has been replaced by my phone. But still! Tunes while mowing the lawn!)

 

I remember picking up the phone only to hear that awful digital shrieking then followed by my dad screaming "HANG UP THE PHONE I'M ON AMERICA ONLINE!"

[Hoss]

I was able to read the Harry Potter books without cataract surgery

[WildCard]

Man, I'm so glad I'm not gonna die of natural causes next week.

I was able to read the Harry Potter books without cataract surgery

Killing it :lol:

 

So nobody here has wet dreams about Reagan or Cindy Lauper?

If you remember President Nixon mostly as a Futurama character, Apollo 13 (the Tom Hanks movie) and cheered for the Sabres in the Cup finals (their second go round, or maybe just that time we made the playoffs in 2010), this is your thread. Otherwise, get lost old man!

Also, the thread title and this post were both amazing 

Edited August 6, 2016 by WildCard

[JJFIVEOH]

This isn't fair at all. I'm a gen X'er and I get stuck with the millennials and gen Z'ers while the over-the-hill gang gets its own group? It's a conspiracy I tell you.......... CONSPIRACY!

[That Aud Smell]

This isn't fair at all. I'm a gen X'er and I get stuck with the millennials and gen Z'ers while the over-the-hill gang gets its own group? It's a conspiracy I tell you.......... CONSPIRACY!

We are mos def stuck in the middle, JJ.

[SwampD]

What if I'm under fifty, but self-identify as an over 50er?

[Drunkard]

What if I'm under fifty, but self-identify as an over 50er?

Then you can pee where you want to, just not in North Carolina.

[SwampD]

Then you can pee where you want to, just not in North Carolina.

Like in my pants?

[Eleven]

Killing it :lol:

 

So nobody here has wet dreams about Reagan or Cindy Lauper?

Also, the thread title and this post were both amazing 

 

It's Cyndi and I probably did, but I still belong here.

[Randall Flagg]

I was able to read the Harry Potter books without cataract surgery

only 90s kids will remember

[qwksndmonster]

I pee sitting down. Not because of the relief it brings my joints, but because I WANT TO.

Edited August 6, 2016 by qwksndmonster

[Norcal]

I pee several streams, I never know which one is gonna hit the toilet. My gf would prolly prefer I sit down to pee but i'm a man. A stubborn one at that.

[kas23]

I'm under 50. What's a DM?

[Hank]

I pee sitting down. Not because of the relief it brings my joints, but because I WANT TO.

Men don't pee sitting down

[Eleven]

Men don't pee sitting down

 

Men who wake up at 6 am, needing to piss, who don't want to fully wake up by putting on eyeglasses and turning on lights, hoping for another 30 mins of sleep, definitely piss sitting down.

 

Source:  self.

 

I think what you meant to say is that men don't pee.  We piss.

Edited August 6, 2016 by Eleven

[JJFIVEOH]

Men that sit down to piss, aren't allowed to use the word 'piss'.  :angel:

[North Buffalo]

I got rotor routed for first time, put if off for two years, 4 polyups removed last week, PSAs were .6, Having my bladder sono'd in 3 months but so far all checks out well and can still piss standing up. Back into playing beer league hockey 2 games 2 assists and 1 goal, three knock down hits... while still getting my skating legs under me subbing for the iceholes and full time playing for Jameson after the wiskey. Captain is an irishman... Jimmy Kelly-- hence the name. All is good so far.!

Edited August 6, 2016 by North Buffalo

[JJFIVEOH]

I'm under 50. What's a DM?

 

Don't feel bad, I was wondering the same thing. 

We are mos def stuck in the middle, JJ.

 

That's pretty much the definition of a Gen X'er, isn't it? 

[Doohicksie]

I'm under 50. What's a DM?

Leave to an old guy to steer you kids straight: Doc Martens.

[qwksndmonster]

Men don't pee sitting down

You don't have to live in fear, Hank.

[That Aud Smell]

I'm under 50. What's a DM?