Stoner Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 Terry: You're telling me sending Jimmy Kim's used dress shields didn't move the needle at all? GMTM, in his head: Oh my God, this guy is clueless. These kids don't want dress shields. They want to Snapchat with her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampD Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 -Uh oh fart. Uh oh fart. -Did you fart, Tim? Did you ####ing fart? -Fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunomatic Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 Who's the billionaire Tim ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 TP: What's the matter Tim?TM: I'm still mad about Blue Monk closing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spndnchz Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 -Uh oh fart. Uh oh fart. -Did you fart, Tim? Did you ####ing fart? -Fart. LOL. First thing I thought of! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGR4GM Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 TP: Do you think Vesey is signing with us GMTM: OMG WHO CARES TP: Did you eat the last hot pocket GMTM: ..... no TP: Do you think Vesey is signing with us or is he a self entitled? GMTM: ... <_< TP: Tim? Did you hear me, I sign your paychecks remember GMTM: ..... <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 Why does everyone think the relationship between GMTM and Pegula is adversarial? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGR4GM Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 Why does everyone think the relationship between GMTM and Pegula is adversarial? Fine... TP: Cap or Iron Man GMTM: Iron Man TP: IPA or Belgian IPA GMTM: Belgian Whit TP: Steak and Beers GMTM: Yes, but I'm driving TP: Did you know your office is a Poke Gym now for that new app GMTM: *under his breath* I wanna be the very best... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 Fine... TP: Cap or Iron Man GMTM: Iron Man TP: IPA or Belgian IPA GMTM: Belgian Whit TP: Steak and Beers GMTM: Yes, but I'm driving TP: Did you know your office is a Poke Gym now for that new app GMTM: *under his breath* I wanna be the very best... :w00t: Perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGR4GM Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleven Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 "I'm funny, how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabres Fan in NS Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 TP: I'm telling you Tim, Portugal deserved to win Euro and CR7, who is my favourite footballer, really delivered this time. TM: Portugal didn't deserve ####, and CR7 delivered nothing, he wasn't on the field. TP: Wrong on both accounts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LastPommerFan Posted July 14, 2016 Report Share Posted July 14, 2016 (edited) TP: you have absolutely massive earlobes. Do thy get sore? Edited July 14, 2016 by Whiskey Bottle of Emotion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weave Posted July 14, 2016 Report Share Posted July 14, 2016 Really? A 3rd round pick AND you want me to fire up the jet? Do you want me to drill another well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard Posted July 14, 2016 Report Share Posted July 14, 2016 "I'm funny, how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown?" Awesome caption and scene Fun fact: Only Pesci and Liotta (somewhat) new he was going to do that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleven Posted July 14, 2016 Report Share Posted July 14, 2016 Awesome caption and scene Fun fact: Only Pesci and Liotta (somewhat) new he was going to do that I didn't know that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard Posted July 14, 2016 Report Share Posted July 14, 2016 I didn't know that. I'm a blast at parties, I swear. :lol: And an asshat in trivia games Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Collection Posted July 14, 2016 Report Share Posted July 14, 2016 TP: You really don't give a f&@k, do you. GMTM: Yup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Posted July 14, 2016 Report Share Posted July 14, 2016 (edited) TP: "You enjoy my fragrance?" GMTM: "I'm not saying it twice." Edited July 14, 2016 by N'eo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IKnowPhysics Posted July 14, 2016 Report Share Posted July 14, 2016 (edited) GMTM: "You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" TP: "Dammit, for the last time, I'm not Bruce Wayne." ====================================================== GMTM: "Alright, alright. I'm just sayin'. Adamantium's cheap right now and I already grew the chops." ====================================================== TP: "Oh, for the love of- will you just shave that already? You look ridiculous." ====================================================== GMTM: "No, I don't care how much gas is down there, you're not drilling my back yard." TP: "You're sittin' on a gold mine." Edited July 14, 2016 by IKnowPhysics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkard Posted July 14, 2016 Report Share Posted July 14, 2016 GMTM: "No, I don't care how much gas is down there, you're not drilling my back yard." TP: "You're sittin' on a gold mine." This one is my favorite so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoner Posted July 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2016 I want to revise mine! I choked. I need to make GMTM look almost as clueless at Terry. Terry: You're telling me sending Jimmy Kim's used dress shields didn't move the needle at all? GMTM, in his head: Oh my ###### God, this guy is clueless. These kids don't want dress shields. They want to AOL Instant Message with her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyldnwoody44 Posted July 14, 2016 Report Share Posted July 14, 2016 GMTM, "if I stand here long enough without moving, maybe he will think I'm asleep and leave me the F alone. Terry" hey Tim, I'm looking all over this arena for charazard, have you seen him? GMTM "zzzzzzz" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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