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Alright, go ahead, name. It. If you owned the Buffalo Sabres for one day, what would you do?

 

For me? I'd go....

 

Change the jerseys to the original.

 

Ban advertisements on our jerseys.

 

Extend GMTM.

 

Play a pickup game with my team.

 

Make beer free on tap if you can name the lines, pp units, d pairs, and my secret name for my left nipple.

 

Bury something deep within the arena, hint at it's significance, and fill the hole with a shrine to Bob Ross

 

Change the name of the arena to 'WildCard's Palace'. 

 

Make every unit of measurement in the arena metric

 

Make a secret tunnel in the arena for myself

 

Tell people about my tunnel

 

Make a 2nd, more secret tunnel. Keep this one to myself

 

Hang a banner of my face somewhere completely irrelevant, like the hot dog stand. The banner is huge, the hot dog guy is basically a ghost

 

Play a NHL17 tournament with a beer/game with the team. 

 

Have Gionta pay for my steak

 

Give myself an indefinite parking spot, right next to my 2nd secret tunnel

 

Punch Jeremy Jacobs, trip Shanahan down a flight of stairs, and slap Bettman like the bitch he is

 

Pay $1B for Marchand. Send him to the AHL for the rest of his life, or frame him for something

 

Call Matthews the entire day, breathe deeply, hang up; leave caller ID on

 

All my friends, family, and the team play a massive nerd tournament in the arena. It's me and the team vs everyone else

 

Switch my team's nerf guns out for paintball guns

 

18 holes of Golf with everyone

 

Done

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Alright, go ahead, name. It. If you owned the Buffalo Sabres for one day, what would you do?

 

For me? I'd go....

 

Change the jerseys to the original.

 

Ban advertisements on our jerseys.

 

Extend GMTM.

 

Play a pickup game with my team.

 

Make beer free on tap if you can name the lines, pp units, d pairs, and my secret name for my left nipple.

 

Bury something deep within the arena, hint at it's significance, and fill the hole with a shrine to Bob Ross

 

Change the name of the arena to 'WildCard's Palace'. 

 

Make every unit of measurement in the arena metric

 

Make a secret tunnel in the arena for myself

 

Tell people about my tunnel

 

Make a 2nd, more secret tunnel. Keep this one to myself

 

Hang a banner of my face somewhere completely irrelevant, like the hot dog stand. The banner is huge, the hot dog guy is basically a ghost

 

Play a NHL17 tournament with a beer/game with the team. 

 

Have Gionta pay for my steak

 

Give myself an indefinite parking spot, right next to my 2nd secret tunnel

 

Punch Jeremy Jacobs, trip Shanahan down a flight of stairs, and slap Bettman like the bitch he is

 

Pay $1B for Marchand. Send him to the AHL for the rest of his life, or frame him for something

 

Call Matthews the entire day, breathe deeply, hang up; leave caller ID on

 

All my friends, family, and the team play a massive nerd tournament in the arena. It's me and the team vs everyone else

 

Switch my team's nerf guns out for paintball guns

 

18 holes of Golf with everyone

 

Done

I was reading this while the wife was ordering food. Her, and the waiter both looked at me like I was crazy for laughing.
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I'd bring back the 8pm Friday night games. During the goat-jersey era, the Sabres wore the red butter knife jerseys on Friday nights and called them Red hot Friday night or something. I'm not a big fan of the 7pm games, but i understand them for families as late games are a hassle for them and people who work early in the mornings, but once a week, a 8pm game i think would be ideal.

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I was reading this while the wife was ordering food. Her, and the waiter both looked at me like I was crazy for laughing.

:lol: :beer:

I'd bring back the 8pm Friday night games. During the goat-jersey era, the Sabres wore the red butter knife jerseys on Friday nights and called them Red hot Friday night or something. I'm not a big fan of the 7pm games, but i understand them for families as late games are a hassle for them and people who work early in the mornings, but once a week, a 8pm game i think would be ideal.

Friday night 8pm games sound awesome. I do miss those red jerseys with the sword

 

 

Come on guys, nobody else wants to the owner of your favorite team for a day??

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Awesome idea AND list, WC ..

 

Replace the DJ/turntable with an organ.

 

Make every other home game "Owner Appreciation Night" and hand out bobble head "me" dolls.

 

Hire Manon Rhéaume and give her whatever responsibilities she wanted.

 

Record Dominik Hasek and have him be the automated voice answering all calls to the organization.

 

Have Rob Ray follow me around, silently and dressed in black, with instructions to hold his hands clasped in front of himself while giving everyone menacing looks.

 

Put a hot tub and disco ball in the owners box.

 

Institute Fried Bologna Night.

 

Call Kim and tell her I own a hockey club.

 

List myself as "The Big Kahuna" on all media sites and in all publications.

 

Commission a New Era "Original 14" Cap.

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Fun topic while I have a second in Vegas...

 

Old jerseys come back, white at home.

 

Unretire all numbers except 39 and 11.

 

Hasek's banner is black and red.

 

Fire Rip and let players pick whatever number they want that isn't retired, taken or reserved.

 

Choke Evander Kane.

 

Bring the black and red jerseys back for an alternate for the 50th anniversary.

 

Retire Ville Leino's jersey but buyout the company that makes the banners before it is complete and fold the business.

 

Get Rick and Dom statues. And the Knox Brothers, begrudgingly since I own that now.

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If I owned the Sabres for a day,

I'd bring back Lindy and Brad May.

I'd have them talk to players

And help them slay nay-sayers

If I owned the Sabres for a day.

 

If I owned the Sabres for a day, 

I'd tell Jim Vesey where to play.

If no he said, I'd shove it up his ass,

And leave him in a cast,

If I owned the Sabres for a day.

 

If I owned the Sabres for a day,

I'd kill the crappy music on the P.A.

I'd bring back the organ,

And maybe flash MY organ,

If I owned the Sabres for a day.

 

If I owned the Sabres for a day,

All of SabreSpace would get great seats.

And the Arena would have better eats,

And the organ would have all of the beats,

If I owned the Sabres for a day.

 

If I owned the Sabres for a day,

The BLUE AND GOLD would forever stay.

The black and red would come down,

The slug would be banned from town,

If I owned the Sabres for a day.

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ban Ron Rolston from ever entering. Make it a team rule that once a player leaves the team they can never come back. Send Kane to the highest bidder ASAP. Mandatory showing of Frozen after every home game. Nobody leaves their seat or ice until the kingdom is thawed.

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ban Ron Rolston from ever entering. Make it a team rule that once a player leaves the team they can never come back. Send Kane to the highest bidder ASAP. Mandatory showing of Frozen after every home game. Nobody leaves their seat or ice until the kingdom is thawed.

 

1.  Ok. 

 

2.  Why do you hate Jerry Korab?

 

3.  I'm becoming ok with this.

 

4.  I have no idea what that is, so I can't judge.

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Alright these are awesome. Keep'm coming!

 

PA, how the hell have you not visited this thread yet?

 

You have to say his name three times while looking in the mirror.

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ban Ron Rolston from ever entering. Make it a team rule that once a player leaves the team they can never come back. Send Kane to the highest bidder ASAP. Mandatory showing of Frozen after every home game. Nobody leaves their seat or ice until the kingdom is thawed.

 

No, please no....

 

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Screw Ted Black over and put privacy dividers between urinals, The beer shelf is less important as I don't take beers to the bathroom unless I'm done before getting there.

Posted

Screw Ted Black over and put privacy dividers between urinals, The beer shelf is less important as I don't take beers to the bathroom unless I'm done before getting there.

 

I don't understand this.  

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Screw Ted Black over and put privacy dividers between urinals, The beer shelf is less important as I don't take beers to the bathroom unless I'm done before getting there.

You would screw Ted Black? 

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