Are the mods on vacation this week?

[darksabre]

No Complaint thread yesterday, and it's almost lunchtime and the Friday thread is still closed. What do we pay you guys for?  :P

[SDS]

I'm just sitting here thinking about my shorts I just ripped. :(

[darksabre]

I'm just sitting here thinking about my shorts I just ripped. :(

:blush:

[LGR4GM]

I'm just sitting here thinking about my shorts I just ripped. :(

If it lasts longer than 4 hours go to the doctors... put on new and looser fitting shorts first though. 

[sabills]

I'm just sitting here thinking about my shorts I just ripped. :(

Show off.

[SDS]

It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear...

 

I squatted down to pick something up and there was a sharp piece of metal behind me that I proceed to jam into my right ass cheek. I'm just happy I didn't draw blood.

[darksabre]

It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear...

 

I squatted down to pick something up and there was a sharp piece of metal behind me that I proceed to jam into my right ass cheek. I'm just happy I didn't draw blood.

I think the universe is trying to tell you to take the rest of the day off.

[Eleven]

I think the universe is trying to tell you to take the rest of the day off.

 

Yeah, with the rest of the mods.  Then we're going to post lots of OT threads and swear and stuff.

[darksabre]

Yeah, with the rest of the mods.  Then we're going to post lots of OT threads and swear and stuff.

 

Only the most vulgar gifs that dodge the filter. 

[LGR4GM]

 

 

Only the most vulgar gifs that dodge the filter. 

[nobody]

I'm just sitting here thinking about my shorts I just ripped. :(

 

Were you wearing these?

https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/products/the-grand-finales

 

 

 

[LGR4GM]

you know, the ladies who post on sabrespace have to put up with our shenanigans a lot so in honor of them and those shorts...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Stoner]

It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear...

 

I squatted down to pick something up and there was a sharp piece of metal behind me that I proceed to jam into my right ass cheek. I'm just happy I didn't draw blood.

One in a million shot, doc.

[Taro T]

It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear...

 

I squatted down to pick something up and there was a sharp piece of metal behind me that I proceed to jam into my right ass cheek. I'm just happy I didn't draw blood.

The GREATEST Norm-ism ever. :worthy:

 

Though another good one is "women, can't live w/ 'em ... pass the beer nuts."

[wjag]

The GREATEST Norm-ism ever. :worthy:

 

Though another good one is "women, can't live w/ 'em ... pass the beer nuts."

 

 

I prefer,, hey Norm what's shaking?

 

All four cheeks and a couple of chins

[Weave]

 

Though another good one is "women, can't live w/ 'em ... pass the beer nuts."

 

Not another good one.  It's the one that should be labeled as the best.  I use it frequently.

[SDS]

[darksabre]

Gruesome

[Doohicksie]

It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear...

 

I squatted down to pick something up and there was a sharp piece of metal behind me that I proceed to jam into my right ass cheek. I'm just happy I didn't draw blood.

 

I did that on my wedding day with a rented tux.  Put about a 10" rip in the tux pants. :death:

[Eleven]

I want permission to smoke and swear.

[Taro T]

I want permission to smoke and swear.

Swear all you want, but in this country, smokin's almost a capital offense. (Unless it's a fine Cuban, which gets a partial pass.)

[MattPie]

I want permission to smoke and swear.

 

The smoking lamp is on.