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Someone brought it up in the Tampa GDT, and it's been driving me up a wall. The saying is awesome, and I think we could use it often, but I can't figure out a way to finish it.

 

So, finish the sentence. Go!

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, is that Jack's pen!s or his hockey stick?

 

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has moves the kids call "sick".

 

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, that's another goal you sumanabitch.

 

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, I like saying "Yike-al"; I'll make it stick.

 

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, boom rat-ta-toowy, biff boom click.

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Hmmm...I hear andrew dice clay.

He needed the money?  

I think keeping it simple with Jack lights the lantern.  In 10 years little kids will think the Jack o latern was named after him.

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He needed the money?  

I think keeping it simple with Jack lights the lantern.  In 10 years little kids will think the Jack o latern was named after him.

It was named after him. Jack Eichel will build a time machine shortly after retiring from hockey.  He will then kill hitler, invent jack o lanterns and create the idea for the back to the future movies.  Jack actually trolled us all with his hoverboard prank, that guy lol.

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Too many at once.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack can bang multiple chicks.

 

Little Jack Eichel rode a Motorcycle, Jill came down with $2.50.

 

 

Am I doing this right?

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