X. Benedict Posted September 17, 2015 Author Report Posted September 17, 2015 65. Country Crock, the Matt Ellis of buttery spreads 64. Spitting on your ######, the Matt Ellis of emergency ###### techniques. Country Crock...........that is some hardcore near-buttery Ellis-ness there. Quote
MattPie Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 (edited) 61. Windows Phone, the Matt Ellis of smartphones. Edited September 17, 2015 by MattPie Quote
Eleven Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 60. James K. Polk, the Matt Ellis of presidents. Quote
Thwomp! Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 59. Nickelback. The Matt Ellis of rock music. Quote
Eleven Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 58. Whoever always opens the Complaint Thursday thread really, really late. The Matt Ellis of moderators. Quote
Stoner Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 57. Don Postles, the Matt Ellis of longtime Buffalo news anchors. Quote
dudacek Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 56. the paper clip - the Matt Ellis of office supplies. Quote
That Aud Smell Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 If Matt Ellis is going to be a beer it's Labatt 52's or Bud Light in my book. Basically water with no flavor that takes forever to get your drunk I wonder if X could expand on his contemplated criteria. I don't think the idea here is that Matt Ellis just sucks (like ultra-light beer does, in many situations). That's why I went with the Corolla. A solid vehicle. Unspectacular. Doesn't have much get-up. Vaguely depressing to own, on some level. 60. James K. Polk, the Matt Ellis of presidents. Hmm. I really was thinking more like Fillmore. Quote
WildCard Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 59. Nickelback. The Matt Ellis of rock music. Well played :lol: 55. Matt Cassel, the Matt Ellis of QB's Should it be Meh Ellis? Quote
X. Benedict Posted September 17, 2015 Author Report Posted September 17, 2015 I wonder if X could expand on his contemplated criteria. I don't think the idea here is that Matt Ellis just sucks (like ultra-light beer does, in many situations). That's why I went with the Corolla. A solid vehicle. Unspectacular. Doesn't have much get-up. Vaguely depressing to own, on some level. Hmm. I really was thinking more like Fillmore. Matt Ellis......It works, solid, good enough to do the job, and escape much notice. I think the Corolla, highly functional commuter car that lacks sexiness but delivers value over time, is the perfect Ellismobile. Quote
Eleven Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 Matt Ellis......It works, solid, good enough to do the job, and escape much notice. I think the Corolla, highly functional commuter car that lacks sexiness but delivers value over time, is the perfect Ellismobile. And that's why I didn't go with Fillmore, who is on many historians' worst-five lists. Quote
sabills Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 54. White Tennis Shoes - the Matt Ellis of Footwear 53. Non-Trump Jack - the Matt Ellis of Euchre Cards Quote
That Aud Smell Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 And that's why I didn't go with Fillmore, who is on many historians' worst-five lists. Fair. Tough. But fair. Quote
Stoner Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 52. Dollar General old school non-clumping cat litter, the Matt Ellis of old school non-clumping cat litter 1 Quote
Weave Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 Kmart- the Matt Ellis of discount stores Quote
Neo Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 Neo ... The Matt Ellis of SabreSpace members. (I dig the whimsy, X). Quote
Doohicksie Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 53. Non-Trump Jack - the Matt Ellis of Euchre Cards :wub: Euchre! :wub: Quote
MattPie Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 49. Wegmans generic grape nuts, the Matt Ellis of baked wheat and barley cereals Quote
Neo Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 (edited) 48. Buffalo Wings in any non-Buffalo City ... The Matt Ellis of regional favorites. Edited September 17, 2015 by Neo Quote
Thwomp! Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 47. Little Caesars. The Matt Ellis of pizza. Quote
Stoner Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 47. Little Caesars. The Matt Ellis of pizza. Honest to God, I was about to type that! Quote
qwksndmonster Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 46. Small blankets. The Matt Ellis of warmth. Quote
jad1 Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 Hydrox - The Matt Ellis of sandwich cookies. Quote
inkman Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 44. Espn fantasy football website the matt Ellis of fantasy football sites Quote
qwksndmonster Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 43. Price Chopper - The Matt Ellis of food distribution. Quote
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