X. Benedict Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 (edited) It's like stuff, that is, you know. Works but ain't very sexy. But get full marks for being exceptionally ordinary. (but you should never over-pay for). 100. Grape Nuts.......the Matt Ellis of Breakfasts. 99. A Spatula..........the Matt Ellis of Kitchen Gadgets. 98. Ice Cream at Friendly's ........The the Official Matt Ellis of First Dates.. 97. The Penny Saver.................The Matt Ellis of Newspapers. 96. SUNY Brockport...................The Matt Ellis of SUNY 95. Alden, NY..............................The Matt Ellis of WNY places to live 94. Thrifty....................................The Official Matt Ellis of the Rental Car Industry. 93. Barbosol ................................Three time Matt Ellis award winner for Shaving Product. Edited September 17, 2015 by X. Benedict 1 Quote
K-9 Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 Spam.............The Matt Ellis of Meats. Quote
Member Berries Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 Driveworks........The Matt Ellis of car parts Cafeteria coffee........The Matt Ellis of morning drinks Duct Tape.....The Matt Ellis of weatherproofing Quote
Claude_Verret Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 Yuengling....the Matt Ellis of beer Quote
That Aud Smell Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 87. Toyota Corolla. The Matt Ellis of (family 4-door) cars. Quote
thewookie1 Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 86. Matt Ellis..... The Matt Ellis of hockey players Quote
Sabres Fan in NS Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 86. Matt Ellis ... the Matt Ellis of Sabre hockey players. Oh, wait. I think I did that wrong. Quote
LGR4GM Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 85. McDonald's 1$ menu, the Matt Ellis of fast food 84. Durex Condoms, the Matt Ellis of safe sex 83. RC Cola, the Matt Ellis of soda/pop 82. Red Lobster, the Matt Ellis of Seafood Restaurants 81. Olive Garden, the Matt Ellis of Italian Restaurants 80. Mozzarella, the Matt Ellis of cheeses 79. Piggly Wiggly, the Matt Ellis of grocery stores Quote
Doohicksie Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 97. The Penny Saver.................The Matt Ellis of Newspapers. My dad and my brother both worked there. My dad sold advertising there for years and retired from there. My brother worked there just after finishing his degree (nepotisim!) before moving on to other things. 78. Dairy Queen..... the Matt Ellis of ice cream. 77. Taco Bell........ the Matt Ellis of Mexican food. Quote
darksabre Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 77. Pluto, the Matt Ellis of planets. Quote
Taro T Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 76. The carburetor - the Matt Ellis of fuel oxygenation. Quote
LGR4GM Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 75. Skooter, the Matt Ellis of Muppets Quote
X. Benedict Posted September 17, 2015 Author Report Posted September 17, 2015 75. stroehmann potato bread........................The Official Loaf of Matt Ellis 74. Star Trek Voyager.................The Official Star Trek series of Matt Ellis Quote
Eleven Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 (edited) 73. The black jelly bean. The Matt Ellis of jelly beans. 72. RC Cola. The Matt Ellis of soft drinks. EDIT: Someone already got that one. Edited September 17, 2015 by Eleven Quote
DirtDart Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 If Matt Ellis cracks the lineup again this year, The rest of my hair will fallout. Quote
Thwomp! Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 72. The yellow wooden pencil. The Matt Ellis of writing utensils. 71. CNN. The Matt Ellis of cable news. Quote
X. Benedict Posted September 17, 2015 Author Report Posted September 17, 2015 If Matt Ellis cracks the lineup again this year, The rest of my hair will fallout. The receding hairline............................The Matt Ellis of men's aging issues. Quote
Claude_Verret Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 Harry Reems...the Matt Ellis of porn stars. Quote
WildCard Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 It's like stuff, that is, you know. Works but ain't very sexy. But get full marks for being exceptionally ordinary. (but you should never over-pay for). 100. Grape Nuts.......the Matt Ellis of Breakfasts. 99. A Spatula..........the Matt Ellis of Kitchen Gadgets. 98. Ice Cream at Friendly's ........The the Official Matt Ellis of First Dates.. 97. The Penny Saver.................The Matt Ellis of Newspapers. 96. SUNY Brockport...................The Matt Ellis of SUNY 95. Alden, NY..............................The Matt Ellis of WNY places to live 94. Thrifty....................................The Official Matt Ellis of the Rental Car Industry. 93. Barbosol ................................Three time Matt Ellis award winner for Shaving Product. God dammit X., you knew I go to SUNY Brockport, didn't you? Yuengling....the Matt Ellis of beer If Matt Ellis is going to be a beer it's Labatt 52's or Bud Light in my book. Basically water with no flavor that takes forever to get your drunk 86. Matt Ellis ... the Matt Ellis of Sabre hockey players. Oh, wait. I think I did that wrong. 86. Matt Ellis..... The Matt Ellis of hockey players :lol: Quote
Doohicksie Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 Harry Reems...the Matt Ellis of porn stars. Coincidentally enough, that's #69 :flirt: 68. Huron...... the Matt Ellis of Great Lakes. 1 Quote
darksabre Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 (edited) 67. Kansas, the Matt Ellis of US States. Edited September 17, 2015 by d4rksabre Quote
WildCard Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 66. Khaki pants, the Matt Ellis of clothes Quote
Stoner Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 (edited) 65. Country Crock, the Matt Ellis of buttery spreads 64. Spitting on your , the Matt Ellis of emergency ###### techniques. Edited September 17, 2015 by PASabreFan Quote
WildCard Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 63. Handies, the Matt Ellis of sex Quote
darksabre Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 (edited) 62. Tourniquet, the Matt Ellis of first aid treatments Edited September 17, 2015 by d4rksabre Quote
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