Roster review: #4 Josh Gorges

[Weave]

If you are gonna get the ban hammer, at least make it entertaining enough to be worthwhile.

 

This one wasnt bad. I give it a 7.5.

[inkman]

It's tough to find the line worthy of banhood. In my own mind, I've gone way over the line, never to hear a word. Maybe I'm employing the Zdeno Chara technique. If I'm constantly belligerent, the mods soften up and only call a penalty when I try to decapitate someone.

[WildCard]

It's tough to find the line worthy of banhood. In my own mind, I've gone way over the line, never to hear a word. Maybe I'm employing the Zdeno Chara technique. If I'm constantly belligerent, the mods soften up and only call a penalty when I try to decapitate someone.

IMO, bans are porn, gore, and repetitively, intentionally, and directly offending someone. 

[IKnowPhysics]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9knToyK-wUs

 

:D

[TrueBlueGED]

I'm glad you're back, I wasn't through arguing.

[beerme1]

IMO, bans are porn, gore, and repetitively, intentionally, and directly offending someone. 

 

Why porn?

[Drunkard]

Why porn?

I know, right? Whatever a man, another man, a woman, and midget wearing a bear suit do to a donkey is their gosh darn business. Where's the harm in it?

[Weave]

I know, right? Whatever a man, another man, a woman, and midget wearing a bear suit do to a donkey is their gosh darn business. Where's the harm in it?

 

Links, please.

[Drunkard]

Links, please.

You're intrigued by the midget in a bear suit aren't you? I heard she squeals like an ewok, ha ha!

[Weave]

You're intrigued by the midget in a bear suit aren't you? I heard she squeals like an ewok, ha ha!

 

Yada yada yada.  What do I need to do to get you to give up the link?

[Drunkard]

Yada yada yada.  What do I need to do to get you to give up the link?

Sorry, man. I don't really have one. I stole the line from an old Dave Attell standup (not the ewok part) he did on Comedy Central back in the late 90's. I'm sure you could google whatever your heart desires though and find something that strikes your fancy. The internet has all kinds of freak stuff out there.

[Weave]

Sorry, man. I don't really have one. I stole the line from an old Dave Attell standup (not the ewok part) he did on Comedy Central back in the late 90's. I'm sure you could google whatever your heart desires though and find something that strikes your fancy. The internet has all kinds of freak stuff out there.

 

You got nuthin?  Don't tease me.

[dudacek]

First update I've seen on Gorges health:

http://montrealgazette.com/sports/hockey/nhl/dave-stubbs-cherishing-habs-memories-sabres-veteran-gorges-is-excited-for-future-in-buffalo

 

He's apparently skating and feeling good about his progress.