Weave Posted June 6, 2015 Report Posted June 6, 2015 Got Cliffnotes? Read it twice. Nope. I got nuthin. Quote
wjag Posted June 6, 2015 Report Posted June 6, 2015 Read it twice. Nope. I got nuthin. Weave watches daytime soap operas Quote
K8prisoner Posted June 6, 2015 Report Posted June 6, 2015 you guys are too laid back to incite bored terrorism,, a bow and a humble apology.. since that is all i see eevn on "trusted" periodicals these days.. but doom and gloom cannot deter or distract the hearty souls from an honest board.. anyway... i'm really not good at making stuff up.. if this was a wave im the lame fat guy sucking on his coke and a hot dog still rooted in my chair... Quote
Doohicksie Posted June 6, 2015 Author Report Posted June 6, 2015 (edited) Is the lame fat guy in a wave sucking on his coke and a hot dog still rooted in his chair... and also French kissed his grandma on the Kiss Cam. d4rk takes the pleasing of Nikita literally WINNER! Edited June 6, 2015 by Neuvirths Glove Quote
K8prisoner Posted June 6, 2015 Report Posted June 6, 2015 Is the lame fat guy in a wave sucking on his coke and a hot dog still rooted in his chair... and also French kissed his grandma on the Kiss Cam. WINNER! yes i admit it... it was me kissing my mother... ohhh the horror.. Quote
IKnowPhysics Posted June 6, 2015 Report Posted June 6, 2015 (edited) K8's the type of guy where you KNOW he's done some jail time, you're just not sure whether it's a meh misdemeanor or a PMITA felony sentence, and you don't want to call him out on it, in fear that he'll knife you in front your kids. in' sociopaths. Edited June 6, 2015 by IKnowPhysics Quote
stinky finger Posted June 6, 2015 Report Posted June 6, 2015 K8's the type of guy where you KNOW he's done some jail time, you're just not sure whether it's a meh misdemeanor or a PMITA felony sentence, and you don't want to call him out on it, in fear that he'll knife you in front your kids. ######in' sociopaths. IKP received a phone call from the Egyptian Magician and together played pan flute while being recorded on speaker phone. Quote
X. Benedict Posted June 6, 2015 Report Posted June 6, 2015 actually my wife and i were sitting in a bar near the airport after being delayed on Air Tran flight by getting bumped for free tickets... some guy was at the table next to us and seemed to be real drunk slowly bringing our and the rooms attention to him,,, talking really loud and kinda pretty girl and another man were trying to distract him and calm him down.. the more they tried to get him to leave the more he clearly wasnt going and started shouting and trying to embarass the other two at his table... a fourth party came walking with purpose and angry determination toward the escalating scene next to us. She seemed to be the wife of the drunk guy... he did the usual, saying why dont you blow my friend again or something dumb that drunk guys who are insecure , start down the path of accusing even the waiter of f@@cking his wife,,, in dusgust like she has lived this seen before, she actually throws the keys directly at his head, where he , astonished, starts to overreact to the keys nearly putting his eye out.. screaming and yelling as the other two that seemed like they didnt want to be seen together and also seemed way to embarrassed as they discussed with their eyes how to get out of a situation that was clearly not at all what they expected when they went out. Especially, as a few people started filming the scene with their moronic iphones as we sat amazed, at the stupidity of humanity as a whole with this being a prime example,, when the phones appeared like the morons at concerts these days.... Once she ( the drunk guys wife ) had slammed ther bar door and everyone of the 15 peoiple that was in the bar were completely focused on the spectacle at hand.. He turned his attention to the guy and girl that wished they had left before the wife,,, "sooo, you and yr sabrespace b@ych, want to leave and go do what my wife is gonna do,,, i just gave her a guilt free excuse to S@#K that loser kids dick that cant even play hockey,,, et etc,,, then he mumbles... but still somehow loud... if your onl;y knew you said you were king of all the boards, that you control the discussion and now you even steal the girlfriend of one your lame poster pals.. something , something,,... ohhh if they only knew arnold the eggman,,, they should call you the walrus, and send you home in a coffin fur the manipulation you play for a piece of azs etc.. yeah eggsy, iof they only knew... and the rest went back to the usual... the guy called 911 on his wife, shouting, she was in on it with all the bankers and the cia (while giving the real address with a sick self satisfied way)..gan to repeat and we became less amused and we like everyone else just left and figured we could go back to the bar inside the gates at the airport,,, its funny though, now that i see the sabrespace stuff after lurking here for years, this seemed the place to relay this story... I'm sure he was just drunk but it always stuck with me ,, like the documentary that played fire on the mountain with scenes of the reichstag to the hindenburg to heavy water, with the hint that they really dropped the bombs on japan and not us and won the war , already owning the fed for thirty years w the jeckyl island caper at some nichols' kids bahmitzva... im not sure why that popped un my addled brain but it felt just as real as that.... I shtup who I shtup. IKP received a phone call from the Egyptian Magician and together played pan flute while being recorded on speaker phone. Sabres Punch is the sound engineer at Kleinhans. Quote
Huckleberry Posted June 6, 2015 Report Posted June 6, 2015 X.Benedict has erotic dreams about Deluca. Quote
GoPre Posted June 6, 2015 Report Posted June 6, 2015 Heimdall has erotic dreams about X.Benedict having erotic dreams about Deluca. Quote
Kristian Posted June 6, 2015 Report Posted June 6, 2015 (edited) Thanes16 is actually Larry Quinn and secretly plotting to take over Batista's job, and drive the Sabres into the ground once more. Edited June 6, 2015 by Kristian Quote
GoPre Posted June 6, 2015 Report Posted June 6, 2015 Thanes16 is actually Larry Quinn and secretly plotting to take over Batista's job, and drive the Sabres into the ground once more. I having been hearing that a lot lately. Wait, I just figured out. Guys, Kristian is using me as a smoke screen! He is Larry Quinn! Believe me! Believe me! Quote
pastajoe Posted June 6, 2015 Report Posted June 6, 2015 Thanes16 eats chicken wings with a knife and fork. Quote
deluca67 Posted June 6, 2015 Report Posted June 6, 2015 pastajoe dips his wings in ranch. Thanes16 is currently holding Thanes15 against their will in a secret room somewhere within the Harbor Center. Quote
Weave Posted June 6, 2015 Report Posted June 6, 2015 Deluca is a Koch brother using an assumed name. Quote
X. Benedict Posted June 6, 2015 Report Posted June 6, 2015 Deluca is a Koch brother using an assumed name. Weave has fondu night every Tuesday with his barbershop quartet. He's the baritone. Quote
WildCard Posted June 6, 2015 Report Posted June 6, 2015 X witnessed Shrader's hobbies in his mom's basement one night, causing his eyes to be irreparably disfigured as shown in his avatar. Quote
Sabres Fan in NS Posted June 6, 2015 Report Posted June 6, 2015 WildCard actually thinks that I am faking my love of the Clash. And, he really isn't Wild at all, rather tame actually and a very studious student. Quote
X. Benedict Posted June 6, 2015 Report Posted June 6, 2015 X witnessed Shrader's hobbies in his mom's basement one night, causing his eyes to be irreparably disfigured as shown in his avatar. Wildcard lost millions in the stock market on an Internet Bacon Home Delivery startup. Quote
Doohicksie Posted June 6, 2015 Author Report Posted June 6, 2015 Every month, wonders why the bacon doesn't arrive and considers canceling his subscription. Quote
deluca67 Posted June 6, 2015 Report Posted June 6, 2015 Every month, wonders why the bacon doesn't arrive and considers canceling his subscription. Neuvirths Glove gave up his dream of being in law enforcement once he discovered that penal codes were not forms of enhancement. Quote
elcrusho Posted June 6, 2015 Report Posted June 6, 2015 DeLuca1967 is actually the Japanese translator from Mr. Baseball Quote
Sabres Fan in NS Posted June 6, 2015 Report Posted June 6, 2015 DeLuca doesn't even think that Hasek was the best goalie that ever played for the Sabres, never mind the best ever. Quote
deluca67 Posted June 6, 2015 Report Posted June 6, 2015 DeLuca doesn't even think that Hasek was the best goalie that ever played for the Sabres, never mind the best ever. For the last 14 years, on June 19th Sabres Fan in NS hires homeless men from a local shelter to reenact No Goal. Quote
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