SDS Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 biodork took up biology beacuse she couldn't cut it as a trapeze act in the circus. Bio is an angel walking amongst mankind. Don't mess with her. :censored: Quote
LGR4GM Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 SDS is actually Vladamir Putin and he has the power to crush us all with his shirtless horse riding powers. Each morning he tells the sun when it will rise. He actual elects the new pope and the delay is simply for him to get to vatican city. His icy stare turned medusa to stone. Hercules is dead because SDS sneezed in his direction. The sun went out once, SDS used his sultry latin dance moves to reignite it. SDS is our only defense against Michael Bay. Quote
Stoner Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 sabills once taught a German shepherd to bark in Spanish, on the same night he got the primary assist on his first goal in beer league. Quote
WildCard Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 PA is really Terrence M. Pegula.Does that make Smell Mrs.Pegula? Quote
shrader Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 Does that make Smell Mrs.Pegula? Wild Card understands that asking a question does not constitute posting a lie about the previous poster Quote
Samson's Flow Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 Bio is an angel walking amongst mankind. Don't mess with her. :censored: Not sure whether kidding or actually swearing at me... :unsure: Quote
dEnnis the Menace Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 Shrader absolutely loves poor drivers and wishes there were more on his daily commute Quote
Wyldnwoody44 Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 Dennis the menace has a transsexual foot fetish, he also takes up calligraphy in his spare time Quote
SDS Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 Not sure whether kidding or actually swearing at me... :unsure: She is an angel, people shouldn't mess with her and I'm not swearing at you. ;) Quote
shrader Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 She is an angel, people shouldn't mess with her and I'm not swearing at you. ;) SDS is thankful for each any every poster on his message boards Quote
WildCard Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 Wild Card understands that asking a question does not constitute posting a lie about the previous poster:D. Shrader once took a vacation to Bangkok for the local delicacies, and upon leaving with his date accidentally stepped on an old land mine. As a result he now does indeed have a shiny metal ass Quote
shrader Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 :D. Shrader once took a vacation to Bangkok for the local delicacies, and upon leaving with his date accidentally stepped on an old land mine. As a result he now does indeed have a shiny metal ass Wild Card also understands the meaning of "the poster above" Quote
IKnowPhysics Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 (edited) Shrader lives in his parents' basement, surviving only by eating freshly-microwaved Hot Pockets too quickly and furiously batin' to NHL mascot furry porn. "Yeah, SJ Sharkie, Mick E. Moose doesn't like that, does he-OW MY ###### MOUTH GOD ###### DAMN YOU HOT POCKETS!" Edited June 5, 2015 by IKnowPhysics Quote
SDS Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 SDS is thankful for each any every poster on his message boards this, in fact, made me laugh. Quote
LGR4GM Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 IKnowPhysics is a creative writing teacher. Shrader lives in his parents' basement, surviving only by eating freshly-microwaved Hot Pockets too quickly and furiously ###### to NHL mascot furry porn. "Yeah, SJ Sharkie, Mick E. Moose doesn't like that, does he-OW MY ###### MOUTH GOD ###### DAMN YOU HOT POCKETS!" :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote
WildCard Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 Shrader lives in his parents' basement, surviving only by eating freshly-microwaved Hot Pockets too quickly and furiously batin' to NHL mascot furry porn. "Yeah, SJ Sharkie, Mick E. Moose doesn't like that, does he-OW MY ###### MOUTH GOD ###### DAMN YOU HOT POCKETS!"I can't stop laughing at this Quote
biodork Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 The original poster known as WildCard was eaten by a Russian bear during the SabreSpace Red Spring. Quote
qwksndmonster Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 Biodork is Jack Eichel's older sister. Quote
spndnchz Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 Qwksndmonster is actually his gf's pet name for him. Quote
SDS Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 Qwksndmonster is actually his gf's pet name for him. spndnchz used to be cttngchz Quote
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