shrader Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 In his Avatar Pic, that is not NG wearing a chicken hat. That's a genetic deformation of his actual scalp. It's not actually a whiskey bottle, it's smirnov ice. Quote
darksabre Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 As a young boy growing up in a rural town in Italy, d4rk's fascination with cross dressing started with his mother's obsessive panty hose collection. His favorite song? In the Dark by Billy Squier. Come on, it's supposed to be a lie. Quote
Sabres Fan in NS Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 Shrader loves everything about Nova Scotia and Nova Scotians. He spends all of his spare time dreaming of the fine day he will live in Halifax, as d4rks secret best friend and room mate. Quote
WildCard Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 d4rk takes the pleasing of Nikita literally And for an obvious one, NS hates the Clash Quote
shrader Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 d4rk takes the pleasing of Nikita literally And for an obvious one, NS hates the Clash Wild Card shares a bed with a creepy 4 foot tall old man. Quote
Peanit Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 Wild Card shares a bed with a creepy 4 foot tall old man. Has a secret obsession with Heaven's Gate and believes the spaceship will return for him. Quote
inkman Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 (edited) Has a secret obsession with Heaven's Gate and believes the spaceship will return for him. ESPN sucks secretly loves ESPN. His children are named ESPN, ESPN 2, ESPN News and ESPN Hates Hockey. He has a Chris Berman blow up doll. The inflation nozzle is located on the end of Berman's . ESPN sucks blows his Chris Berman doll nightly because it take 2 years to inflate anything that large. Edited June 5, 2015 by inkman Quote
LGR4GM Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 (edited) Inkman is actually a revolutionary named V and he sounds like Hugo Weaving. Also you should have him cook you dinner he's got mad knife skills. Edited June 5, 2015 by LGR4GM Quote
WildCard Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 Inkman is actually a revolutionary named V and he sounds like Hugo Weaving. Also you should have him cook you dinner he's got mad knife skills. Liger has no clue what his own username means Quote
X. Benedict Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 Liger has no clue what his own username means Wildcard is a lovechild of George Hamilton. Quote
shrader Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 Wildcard is a lovechild of George Hamilton. X knows absolutely nothing about hockey Quote
Stads Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 X knows absolutely nothing about hockey Shrader is currently wearing women's underwear and wants everyone to accept his lifestyle choices. Quote
X. Benedict Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 Shrader is currently wearing women's underwear and wants everyone to accept his lifestyle choices. Stads sweeps the floor at night at Shwabl"s and is heard muttering on foggy nights in agitation "Kimmelwick seeds.......Kimmelwick seeds......." Quote
biodork Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 X.B. is really Judge Doom, and has been waiting patiently for the day when he will lure an unsuspecting Sabretooth via Shave and a Haircut to his untimely end. Quote
Samson's Flow Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 X.B. is really Judge Doom, and has been waiting patiently for the day when he will lure an unsuspecting Sabretooth via Shave and a Haircut to his untimely end. biodork took up biology beacuse she couldn't cut it as a trapeze act in the circus. Quote
Hoss Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 Had a three-way with Brad Boyes and Cody Hodgson and real life, not just dreams. Quote
WildCard Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 Had a three-way with Brad Boyes and Cody Hodgson and real life, not just dreams.Nice one :D. Quote
Samson's Flow Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 Had a three-way with Brad Boyes and Cody Hodgson and real life, not just dreams. :worthy: Quote
North Buffalo Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 Had a three-way with Brad Boyes and Cody Hodgson and real life, not just dreams.Experienced Bill Clinton's cigar. Quote
LGR4GM Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 Is embarrassed he went to Timon. Neo is the son of Nasferatu and this is what his father looks like Quote
Peanit Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 ESPN sucks secretly loves ESPN. His children are named ESPN, ESPN 2, ESPN News and ESPN Hates Hockey. He has a Chris Berman blow up doll. The inflation nozzle is located on the end of Berman's ######. ESPN sucks blows his Chris Berman doll nightly because it take 2 years to inflate anything that large. Now that is funny! Quote
Sabres Fan in NS Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 When he says Ink's post is funny he really means, man how'd he figure me out so quick. Quote
shrader Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 SFiNS isn't very fond of Halifax players Quote
woods-racer Posted June 5, 2015 Report Posted June 5, 2015 SFiNS isn't very fond of Halifax players Shrader is not form NY/Apex, NC. only Boston. It's in Boston that he has his collection of posters of Tom Brady and he kisses them daily while squeezing a deflated football. Quote
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