Post a Lie about the Poster Above

[shrader]

Knows that because he once tried to steal said lower hair piece

[darksabre]

Owns a door to door merkin dry-cleaning service. 

[MattPie]

Frequently uses a door to door merkin dry-cleaning service.

[shrader]

Does not smell like wet dog

[North Buffalo]

Remains Lost so much so that he becomes predictable... lost

Its called old fart disease, be prepared it happens to even the best of us.

[josie]

Its called old fart disease, be prepared it happens to even the best of us.

Has Werther's Originals stuffed into every couch cushion and car seat for handy snacking. 

[North Buffalo]

Has Werther's Originals stuffed into every couch cushion and car seat for handy snacking. 

Yea but that is not what you use it for..

[pastajoe]

Prefers the south end of a buffalo.

[North Buffalo]

Goes with your overcooked Linguine.

[Wyldnwoody44]

Once had a pillow fight with Chuck Norris, naked

[Huckleberry]

Was the one actually driving O'Reilly's car into a tim hortons.

[Sabres Fan in NS]

Is not a natural blond.  Trust me.

[pastajoe]

Actually lives in North Syracuse.

[inkman]

Refers to pasta as noodles

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[Drunkard]

Is actually a hybrid human/octopus.

[drnkirishone]

Is in fact my brother

[darksabre]

Only goes right to go left.

[Sabres Fan in NS]

Has big floppy doppy looking ears.

 

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Good one, pastajoe.

[wjag]

Hates numbers  .. and I mean hates them..

[Sabres Fan in NS]

That's not a lie.

 

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Is going to one day blow up the Earth, since it blocks his view.

[drnkirishone]

Once had a passionate night with betty white last year

[darksabre]

Board Member of the John Lithgow Fan Club. 

[josie]

Board Member of the John Lithgow Fan Club. 

Is really Cereal 

[MattPie]

Is really Cereal

Is really d4rk

[darksabre]

Is really d4rk

 

Is really Cake.