pastajoe Posted June 11, 2015 Report Posted June 11, 2015 Andrew Amerk is still mad that Rochester chose The Moose as their mascot over him and his Wonder Woman costume. Quote
shrader Posted June 11, 2015 Report Posted June 11, 2015 Andrew Amerk is still mad that Rochester chose The Moose as their mascot over him and his Wonder Woman costume. Pasta Joe has a framed copy of that picture on his nightstand. Quote
LGR4GM Posted June 11, 2015 Report Posted June 11, 2015 PastaJoe isn't who we think he is. In the year 2073 a plague will destroy mankind by turning everyone who isn't a hockey fan into a zombie. PastaJoe or as he is known then Dr. Joe Pasta, will lead the resistance. They will battle the hockey hating hordes on the beaches and in the streets. To help turn the tide he will develop a time travel device build around an old dodge neon. Traveling through time he arrived in Buffalo on a secret mission. He must rally the hockey fans of the past so their will be more in the future and the zombie hordes will face a larger contingent of hockey survivors. It is vital that Dr. Joe Pasta get the Arizona Coyotes moved, for the sake of all mankind... and Shrader is his contact in our time. Quote
MattPie Posted June 11, 2015 Report Posted June 11, 2015 PastaJoe isn't who we think he is. In the year 2073 a plague will destroy mankind by turning everyone who isn't a hockey fan into a zombie. PastaJoe or as he is known then Dr. Joe Pasta, will lead the resistance. They will battle the hockey hating hordes on the beaches and in the streets. To help turn the tide he will develop a time travel device build around an old dodge neon. Traveling through time he arrived in Buffalo on a secret mission. He must rally the hockey fans of the past so their will be more in the future and the zombie hordes will face a larger contingent of hockey survivors. It is vital that Dr. Joe Pasta get the Arizona Coyotes moved, for the sake of all mankind... and Shrader is his contact in our time. LGR thinks biodork is CHZ's second account, but for some reason hasn't hit on her yet. Quote
Doohicksie Posted June 11, 2015 Author Report Posted June 11, 2015 Lives in a Tiny House. Well kind of. Not so much a house as it is a sanitary sewer under a manhole cover. Studied the sloth to figure out how to sleep on a ladder without falling off. (Fell off too many times already.) Quote
MattPie Posted June 11, 2015 Report Posted June 11, 2015 Lives in a Tiny House. Well kind of. Not so much a house as it is a sanitary sewer under a manhole cover. Studied the sloth to figure out how to sleep on a ladder without falling off. (Fell off too many times already.) I wish, far less yard work that way. Quote
shrader Posted June 11, 2015 Report Posted June 11, 2015 All of NG's posts are actually typed while wearing a glove stolen from Neuvirth back when he was with the Crapitals. It's actually quite amazing how few typos he makes. Quote
qwksndmonster Posted June 11, 2015 Report Posted June 11, 2015 All of NG's posts are actually typed while wearing a glove stolen from Neuvirth back when he was with the Crapitals. It's actually quite amazing how few typos he makes. All of shrader's posts are typed with boxing gloves on his hands. Quote
LTS Posted June 11, 2015 Report Posted June 11, 2015 qwksndmonster can appreciate typing with boxing gloves on as he is really StrongBad. Quote
pastajoe Posted June 11, 2015 Report Posted June 11, 2015 LTS goes to a proctologist who wears boxing gloves. Quote
X. Benedict Posted June 11, 2015 Report Posted June 11, 2015 LTS goes to a proctologist who wears boxing gloves. pastajoe actually went through a 4 year rastajoe phase, until friends got sick of him adding "you know, mon." to every phrase. Quote
Huckleberry Posted June 11, 2015 Report Posted June 11, 2015 (edited) Was the "other guy" caught with george micheal in the public toilet Edited June 11, 2015 by Heimdall Quote
Doohicksie Posted June 11, 2015 Author Report Posted June 11, 2015 Lives in a Tiny House. Well kind of. Not so much a house as it is public toilet. That drains into MattPie's Tiny House that's really a sanitary sewer. Quote
Kruppstahl Posted June 11, 2015 Report Posted June 11, 2015 Neuvirths Glove got his username from his own nightly ritual involving nude photos of Michal Neuvirth, the smell of an old, soiled leather glove, a jar of vaseline, and a bottle of gin. Quote
woods-racer Posted June 12, 2015 Report Posted June 12, 2015 Always gets his wad jammed in his barrel. A little side by side funning! Quote
Wyldnwoody44 Posted June 12, 2015 Report Posted June 12, 2015 KruppStahl is actually the 4th Staal brother, the one that wasn't good at hockey and still lives in his mom's basement, holding the biggest magic the gathering tournament every July to the sounds of the safety dance on repeat all night Quote
pastajoe Posted June 12, 2015 Report Posted June 12, 2015 Woody from Toy Story has a restraining order against Wyldnwoody44. Quote
inkman Posted June 12, 2015 Report Posted June 12, 2015 Woody from Toy Story has a restraining order against Wyldnwoody44. Pastajoe got his nickname, not from having a noodle dick (which he does have) but rather his fascination with inserting his noodle dick into large (somewhat) rigatoni. Quote
Cereal Posted June 12, 2015 Report Posted June 12, 2015 Pastajoe got his nickname, not from having a noodle dick (which he does have) but rather his fascination with inserting his noodle dick into large (somewhat) rigatoni. inky is trying to compensate for his little baby ziti weenie Quote
Doohicksie Posted June 12, 2015 Author Report Posted June 12, 2015 sits on the toilet backwards so he has a place to rest his bowl of pudding. Quote
Huckleberry Posted June 12, 2015 Report Posted June 12, 2015 sits on the toilet backwards so he has a place to rest his bowl of pudding. Thinks he just came up with a gread idea :D Quote
Doohicksie Posted June 12, 2015 Author Report Posted June 12, 2015 Claims that his deviated septum is not a result of excessive cocaine use. Quote
WildCard Posted June 12, 2015 Report Posted June 12, 2015 Knows the perfect amount of cocaine to have some fun but not cause a deviated septum Quote
TrueBlueGED Posted June 12, 2015 Report Posted June 12, 2015 Prefers Ryan O'Reilly to Brandon Saad. (Side note, I'm finally getting around to replying to you tonight) Quote
WildCard Posted June 12, 2015 Report Posted June 12, 2015 Prefers Ryan O'Reilly to Brandon Saad. (Side note, I'm finally getting around to replying to you tonight) Is a giant tease with his posts :lol: Looking forward to it though. I really want to get around to doing an analysis on Toffoli and maybe Tarasenko too; you're point about Tarasenko's 70% offensive zone starting time really caught me by surprise. Quote
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