(OT) Any poets out there?

[DR HOLLIDAY]

I used to when I was younger, but only to Wooo Women

[thewookie1]

There once was a wookiee

Who wanted a cookie

So he went to the store to shop

 

The wookiee was brave

And refused to shave

Thus drawing ire from a cop

 

The cop had a cow

While the wookiee checked the DOW

And decided he also needed a mop

 

The cop eventually gave up

and a baby said sup

To which the wookiee replied with a bop

 

Eventually the cookies were found

And were ever so round

So the wookiee took out the one on top

 

He paid for his food

Although the cashier was rude

Before eating the cookies like slop

 

The End

[Stoner]

I did it all for the wookie.