Top 100 Non-Contractual Pitches For Relocating to Buffalo

[shrader]

32. We're not Detroit!

[nfreeman]

#31 -- Jim Kelly and Thurman Thomas.

[LGR4GM]

#30 - this 

[Ghost of Dwight Drane]

27) You get to watch and listen to Mary Alice Demler say, "Babcock" the next 5 years on lead-ins from her 45 degree angle strategic desk positioning

 

26) Cup holders over the urinals

[Kruppstahl]

#29-Hey, it's only 1.5 hours by car to Toronto, and 1/2 hour by plane to NYC.

 

#28-One word: Sabretooth.

 

#27-We get to have snowball fights in April.

Edited May 19, 2015 by Kruppstahl

[Claude_Verret]

24) Call Scotty Bowman, he lives here.

[X. Benedict]

# 25 Wife longs for Canada? Just drive the 190 on date night and she can see it.

[MattPie]

# 25 Wife longs for Canada? Just drive the 190 on date night and she can see it.

 

Or hop over to Happy Jacks.

[3putt]

#24 You can water your lawn, fill the pool and wash the dog three times if you like.  Can't do that in SJ

[Ghost of Dwight Drane]

19) We have the World's Largest.....DISCO!!!

[LGR4GM]

27) 26) You get to watch and listen to Mary Alice Demler say, "Babcock" the next 5 years on lead-ins from her 45 degree angle strategic desk positioning

 

26)  25) Cup holders over the urinals

 

 

24) Call Scotty Bowman, he lives here.

 

 

# 25 23) Wife longs for Canada? Just drive the 190 on date night and she can see it.

 

 

#24 22) You can water your lawn, fill the pool and wash the dog three times if you like.  Can't do that in SJ

#21 The Kardashians will never visit Buffalo... like ever. 

 

 

19) We have the World's Largest.....DISCO!!!

[darksabre]

Or hop over to Happy Jacks.

I haven't been there in years. We used to go all the time when I was a kid.

[MattPie]

I haven't been there in years. We used to go all the time when I was a kid.

 

Same here. I wonder if it's any good.

[spndnchz]

#20 Spndnchz lives here!

[MBHockey13]

#30 - this 

 

 

Awww...Lance Diamond sighting. R.I.P.

[wjag]

#19  the ice boom keeps it cool all year round.

[LGR4GM]

#19  18 the ice boom keeps it cool all year round.

[deluca67]

#17 Veins Veins Veins. 

[Swedesessed]

#16: San Jose is 1-15 lifetime at Buffalo.

[deluca67]

#15 Most Dangerous Cities in the US.

 

31 Buffalo, NY 30 Newark, NJ 29 Washington, DC 28 Atlanta, GA 27 Trenton, NJ 26 Birmingham, AL 25 Bridgeton, NJ 24 Jackson, TN 23 Milwaukee, WI 22 Fort Pierce, FL 21 Spartanburg, SC 20 Rockford, IL 19 Little Rock, AR 18 Baltimore, MD 17 Homestead, FL 16 Cleveland, OH 15 Newburgh, NY 14 St. Louis, MO 13 Harvey, IL 12 Myrtle Beach, SC 11 Alexandria, LA 10 Memphis, TN 9 Wilmington, DE 8 Atlantic City, NJ 7 Flint, MI 6 Bessemer, AL 5 Oakland, CA 4 Saginaw, MI 3 Detroit, MI 2 Chester, PA 1 Camden, NJ

[qwksndmonster]

#60 Every Greek person who lives here owns a diner, and they're amazing.

#59 We had a president shot here, which is, you know, something. They also electrocuted that elephant.

#58 Sure, Detroit is Hockey TOWN, but this is Hockey HEAVEN. Or at least will be when we draft Eichel.

#57 Jack Eichel

#56 You and Rex Ryan can be best buds and when you both retire after like, 8 championships each, you can star in your own buddy-cop show entitled "Coach 2 Coach" where you both use your innate abilities to get your fellow cops to up their "compete" level. 

#55 HarborCentre

:lol: :lol:

[Doohicksie]

I should have added "too" or "also".

 

None of the Buffalo/Niagara border crossings drive south into Canada.

 

#33 - Once you learn how to drive in the snow here, you can handle it anywhere.

 

You should try Texas sometime.... where they don't bother to plow or salt under the assumption that it'll melt in a day or so anyway, so we can't be bothered.

 

This is truth.

False.

Edited May 19, 2015 by Neuvichs Perchatka

[Kruppstahl]

#14: The only place you can listen to Cellino & Barnes commercials all day every day is...yep! Buffalo, NY baby!
 

[dEnnis the Menace]

#13: Buffalo tailgating is like none other

 

#12: Ted's 

[LGR4GM]

#11 UB and the Medical Corridor.